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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Fuckin awesome car.

 

0MG L@@K H00dride St4nCE RAT PINEAPPLE BICYCLE RACK L0oK FTW.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Seems a bit bargainous, or is £2500 all these things are worth these days?

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AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Re: The Yugo.

 

You could drive round in a suit, and to everyone you meet, say "I'm only interested in the facts m'am, just the facts". :D

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I was just about to post that Moskvich myself, it local to me too if anyone what me to view it.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Both from the same seller, both ads state:

 

No banger racers please.

 

Optimistic.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-e30-touri ... 3a7607131c

 

Another gem from a silly Suffolk Simpleton.

 

engine knock when start cold.....but this is nothing wrong with this engines they just got it when older,need valves regulation and some etention

 

suspension need etention,arm bushes gums,40 pounds worth

 

best of all.

 

I bought car for 400 so start action from this price happy biting

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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^^To think the first owner of that Beemer was probably some middle-class type with perfect English. And then old numpty-chops 20 years later :D

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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"I have owned this car since April 2007 and it has been the best car I have ever owned. I brought this car after researching the 1.5 diesel engine that is particularly fuel efficient and reliable. Because I oddly like spreadsheets and enjoy saving money I worked out exactly how much money this car saved me in fuel costs over the past 5 years. My previous car did 29.6mpg (fairly typical) but this little Peug did on average over the last 5 years 64.3mpg and that unbelievably saved me £4,345 on fuel doing under 9,000 miles per year."

 

Some people are destined to remain a virgin until the age of 40, this guy for example.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /104721224

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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Because I oddly like spreadsheets and enjoy saving money I worked out exactly how much money this car saved me in fuel costs over the past 5 years. My previous car did 29.6mpg (fairly typical) but this little Peug did on average over the last 5 years 64.3mpg and that unbelievably saved me £4,345 on fuel doing under 9,000 miles per year."

 

Some people are destined to remain a virgin until the age of 40, this guy for example.

 

Oi! I do that :(

 

EDIT: That 106 looks like a honey.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Alfa Romeo 33 Cloverleaf

just sold for 452

 

did anyone from here buy it?

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Because I oddly like spreadsheets and enjoy saving money I worked out exactly how much money this car saved me in fuel costs over the past 5 years. My previous car did 29.6mpg (fairly typical) but this little Peug did on average over the last 5 years 64.3mpg and that unbelievably saved me £4,345 on fuel doing under 9,000 miles per year."

 

Some people are destined to remain a virgin until the age of 40, this guy for example.

 

Oi! I do that :(

 

EDIT: That 106 looks like a honey.

 

Well that's a load of nonsense since I don't make fuel economy spreadsheets and I'm still a vir............................oh shit

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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:roll:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Ford-Fie ... 1c284722e7

 

'PARTS NOT INCLUDED!!!

Wheels, will come on standard steel wheels with very good tyres, MAY BE AVAILIBLE TO WINNING BIDDER, NOT FOR SALE SEPERATELY.

Roof bars and Pads.

Rear seatbelts.

Cassette collection, or Cassette adaptor.

Phone holder.

Rosary beads.'

 

'hate to be so anal'

 

Hate to? You appear revel in it.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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That Ibiza may clean up well but I fear it has been hammered around the farm without mercy.

 

 

What's under the tarp?

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E21 3 series? They look like BMW steelies. Or maybe a 2002?

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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:roll:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Ford-Fie ... 1c284722e7

 

'PARTS NOT INCLUDED!!!

Wheels, will come on standard steel wheels with very good tyres, MAY BE AVAILIBLE TO WINNING BIDDER, NOT FOR SALE SEPERATELY.

Roof bars and Pads.

Rear seatbelts.

Cassette collection, or Cassette adaptor.

Phone holder.

Rosary beads.'

 

'hate to be so anal'

 

Hate to? You appear revel in it.

 

Maybe it's a typo and he hates to be so rosary and the anal beads aren't included? Lucky escape I'd say!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

I saw this today at a local garage, I know these are a bit dull but for £595 (you'd get it cheaper as it was a part ex) then this is a real bargain i think, It looked immaculate with no rust anywhere and only had 70k on the clock plus a 6 Disc CD Changer, decent T&T left on it too, If i hadn't had so many of these in the past I'd be tempted myself.

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