eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

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The location is a small village east of Cromer

That is the sea. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385516216410

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Shad in a garden, WCPGW!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/586661420057543/

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Cor.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/763999248720912/

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/590412659685626/

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/253596743674520/

[LightBulbFun]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1112135586414950

wheel base on this looks a bit amusingly short LOL

[egg]

It's £20k....but....

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i will  consider breaking it up sad though it might seem however some of these parts are almost impossible to get now and we break good classic jags

Eh?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1250552922540270/

[Fumbler]

7 hours ago, grogee said:

"You're in safe hands"

£3300 Towcester (say "Toaster")

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2008-ford-fusion-zetec-climate-hatchback-petrol-manual/1453585170

That binnacle really is borked, It's also reading 6000000 degrees centigrade and is 5/4 full of petrol.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334815071441?hash=item4df4888cd1:g:cEUAAOSw9uFkKGhV

[Schaefft]

43 minutes ago, egg said:

It's £20k....but....

Eh?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1250552922540270/

Typical "don't care about the car, just about the money" mentality.

[egg]

I was this year's old when I discovered you can buy backyard Observatories.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/231313369387382/

[Semi-C]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1404412620410183/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Semi-C]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185837124394?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20221018104008%26meid%3Df3606bf6193040b498cc0c0906da2471%26pid%3D101429%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D325598003133%26itm%3D185837124394%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DDefaultOrganicWeb&_trksid=p2332490.c101429.m2460

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155483318168?hash=item2433872798:g:XgIAAOSwviJkKG6l

[barefoot]

Sorry no pics, I’m on phone and have crap skills, but this is an 04 Cayenne with an apparently simple fault that prevents it starting for £1500?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234934010845?hash=item36b32883dd:g:fKUAAOSw4mVkEgbI&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4NeRNOvGakWcr7Z4T%2FrP4wKvBOCeZegL%2FnpItwkGmRtob3TrgJBD2bTJQ0g6tK0s%2BVFslG6C1eiH8C4mNtTHemH0h9Ez4Mdu%2BbiAP01CEXlk%2FNC%2B11X734ky6iRPweHt%2Fpgu4tVU6JrEpVXHmRPWi4mwlGs%2BhcwmxStouTf%2FHfiQIq3KsvTxa9vBRIdOyqztRPPQkbxy8%2B1LwOSLcxId91Q9Tkr%2BSYQvGi3nyALxMIA%2FXFQu1W9JP117m2BPK8AJTGXu3OsHX4Q%2B9nK8B2pZFppl%2Fplh8CFL1HJHziEFfXtZ|tkp%3ABk9SR8b4m-jnYQ

[D.E]

bASe

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304015869209?advertising-location=at_cars&sort=datedesc&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&postcode=cb12az&radius=1500&year-to=2006&page=2

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

3 hours ago, egg said:

Shad in a garden, WCPGW!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/586661420057543/

Me watching egg almost but not quite post "Garden Shad":

[D.E]

Lots of miles, but £850 and MOT until January 2024.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304015873146?sort=datedesc&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&price-to=1000&include-delivery-option=on&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=cb12az&radius=1500&year-to=2006&page=1

[Cavcraft]

2 hours ago, egg said:

I was this year's old when I discovered you can buy backyard Observatories.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/231313369387382/

 

From the top of the high rise flats, it must look like a builder bending over.

[Cavcraft]

Talking of which...

2016 16 MG 3 1.5L | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Anyone feeling brave? Caps lock car park seller offering an out-of-test Merc 500 that might need a battery. WCPGW? 

2001 MERCEDES CL500 AMG 2 DOOR COUPE 5L V8 AUTO PETROL FULL LEATHER HUGE SPEC | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

Have we had this annoyingly photographed 323 yet?

R reg Mazda 323 gxl | eBay

'spits water on the exhaust'

My ex-missus used to do that, before I parked her up too.

[D.E]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Anyone feeling brave? Caps lock car park seller offering an out-of-test Merc 500 that might need a battery. WCPGW? 

2001 MERCEDES CL500 AMG 2 DOOR COUPE 5L V8 AUTO PETROL FULL LEATHER HUGE SPEC | eBay

 

 

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SOUNDS AMAZING

VERY LOUD, I BET!!

[Cavcraft]

fiat fiorino pick up | eBay

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

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reconditioned rear brake calipers

excellent! so it's not losing brake fluid?

aw, shucks

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234948328867

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

No mention of brakes at all! So the brake fluid reservoir is full I assume?

(Winnie the Pooh voice) oh bother

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134509347757

[morrisoxide]

Ren 9

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

£36,250! At least you know you won't have to spend any money on the brak...

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1223647

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I was always smart enough to top up the reservoir in mine before taking any photos. 

[Flat4]

2 hours ago, barefoot said:

Sorry no pics, I’m on phone and have crap skills, but this is an 04 Cayenne with an apparently simple fault that prevents it starting for £1500?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234934010845?hash=item36b32883dd:g:fKUAAOSw4mVkEgbI&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAA4NeRNOvGakWcr7Z4T%2FrP4wKvBOCeZegL%2FnpItwkGmRtob3TrgJBD2bTJQ0g6tK0s%2BVFslG6C1eiH8C4mNtTHemH0h9Ez4Mdu%2BbiAP01CEXlk%2FNC%2B11X734ky6iRPweHt%2Fpgu4tVU6JrEpVXHmRPWi4mwlGs%2BhcwmxStouTf%2FHfiQIq3KsvTxa9vBRIdOyqztRPPQkbxy8%2B1LwOSLcxId91Q9Tkr%2BSYQvGi3nyALxMIA%2FXFQu1W9JP117m2BPK8AJTGXu3OsHX4Q%2B9nK8B2pZFppl%2Fplh8CFL1HJHziEFfXtZ|tkp%3ABk9SR8b4m-jnYQ

It's not an easy fix. The proper way is to take it to a dealer and get something replaced and coded to cure the fault....expensive. There is a bosh that an aftermarket seller invented, that tricks the ECU into thinking it's all good by adding resistors or some other electrical magic. I saw one similar advertised but the fix sounded like such a faff, what ever way you went, I stopped reading.