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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Sweet Jesus will you look at that interior...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-CADILLAC-DEVILLE-/171145566888

 

This nightmare in I-just-puked-my-red-wine-metallic with a 1960s Louisiana brothel interior is such an abysmal piece of shit, I just can't avoid loving it.

I have no idea what kind of

 

 

bride love there photos because there dress stands out so much from the car

 

but I sure would like one of them for an hour or two.

Two tons of purest Autoshite. There will be biddage from me, that's for sure.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Loving the Fulvia, I'd really like another, but don't have the cash unfortunately..

 

Its only down the road. Can you not get a loan for a couple of grand? Go on, you know you want to.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Want to loan me a couple of grand?

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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That Prisma is now over £1k more than it sold for last month.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/16110293603

 

A mate of mine sold that last month and he got properly dicked about with on the sale, so hopefully the current seller gets dealt big dollops of grief too.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-CITY-IN-NEED-OF-RESTORATION-/161124344812?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2583c263ec

 

 

 

I BOUGHT IT TO RESTORE BUT HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME.THE PREVIOUS OWNER STRIPPED IT AND WE THINK ALL THE ACCESSORIES ARE INSIDE,IT NEEDS INNER AND OUTER SILLS, BOOT FLOOR PAN AND FEAR FLITCH PANEL BENEATH THE BUMPER, IT PROBABLY NEEDS ONE OR TWO OTHER BITS, 

 

Excellent, this really is the most pathetic shit heap.

 

 

 

Starting bid:

£800.00

 

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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The fact that this was originally identical to my car makes me want to hurt animals.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-406-coupe-v6-3-0L-Petrol-and-LPG-/171146079980?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d919eeec

 

 

Going by the description, I think his though process was along the lines of

 

 

Most beautiful mainstream production of last 15 year no? I improve very much with after market bodykit. Front bumper not fit very well but is ok, has many extra aerodynamics now.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT TESCO TEARAWAY BRUSHED DENIM JEANS 15 SIZES TOO SMALL I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS I'M A GOOD LAD I AM 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/escort-van-mk4-army-green-custom-rat-xr3i-engine-one-off-/181234908652?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a32713dec

 

'I can count to potato'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What do you get if you reverse a motorbike into a sauna?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-GoldWing-Trike-Manufactured-by-BB-customs-/131012799495?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item1e80f8ac07

 

'it will not fire up on the button only when you go across the terminals on soloniod ,and then the stater motor makes clocking sound'

 

'Q: hi, what is the 10% to do please? what needs doing to complete the build?
A: the starter motor will only turn over when you cross the two terminal on the solinoid ,and it makes a clucking sound'

 

He's a clocking  clucking, head fucking Wreck-ord breaker.

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