eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

OMGARLICBARGE alert!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT-SAFRANE-RTE-WHITE-/111167429362

 

Look, Mercedes, this is how to do it:

 

 

Umpteen fuggin bonus points for leaving pizza bag when taking photograph.

[Junkman]

OMFG, look at this jewel:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Astra-G-reg-Repair-or-Spares-/200961744720

 

 

garaged  for nearly !0 years

 

That's great !!!11!1!11!0

 

 

Wants new Battery, new TAX and MOT

 

In that order?

[tonedepear]

Seamless:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIT-CAR-BARN-FIND-/281164680559

 

 

KIT CAR (BARN FIND)

 

The strange thing is, I fuggin love it.

 

 

THE CAR WILL HAVE TO BE TRAILERED

 

Is that so?

[Junkman]

 

Will come with 1 years mot.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Mercedes-280-CE-/121173593472

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Proton-Compact-1-5-GLSi-/321184857396

 

Believe it or not, it's J-reg.

 

IT MUST BE SAVED !!!!1!1!!1111!!!

[Junkman]

Ever felt like being shunned by the jaunty Gretels?

Change your dismal little life by buying this:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Accent-1-3-i-3dr-99-V-/251322795637

 

GR9* for homewrecking and heartbreaking.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-METRO-MOSAIC-1-OWNER-AND-GETTING-RARE-SPARES-REPAIRS-TURBO-PROJECT-/190897439299

 

 

AUSTIN METRO MOSAIC

 

Had they called it Metro Mozart instead, it probably would have sold in oodles what with Rock me Amadeus at the time.

[Junkman]

 

VAUXHALL OMEGA CDX V6 MANUAL MOTD "MEGA" DRIFTER RWD PROJECT DRIFT CAR STREETO!

 

I'm NOT making this horseshit up!

 

But look:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OMEGA-CDX-V6-MANUAL-MOTD-MEGA-DRIFTER-RWD-PROJECT-DRIFT-CAR-STREETO-/281166358471

 

What's not to fuggin like?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-1-8-diesel-mardi-gras-/111158531331

 

I know for a fuggin PHAKT that these fuggin fly like fuggin shit offn a fuggin showl.

 

 

Classified ad price: £395.00

 

I know a bargain when I see one.

And it's a Mardi fuggin Ganja, to boot!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-DAIHATSU-F50-RV-H-T-GREEN-/221281540842

 

I'm not responsible...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-216-cabriolet-ONLY-60-000-ELECTRIC-HOOD-MOT-JUNE-LOOKS-GREAT-LEATHER-/32120078038

 

 

 

Classified ad price: £575.00

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Triumph-Dolomite-Sprint-Classic-Car-Spares-Repair-Or-Export-/181213489841

 

 

BARN FIND, Triumph Dolomite Sprint, Classic Car, Spares Repair Or Export

 

Export?

Nah, man, that already didn't work the first time around.

[panhard65]

That's my old estafette nice to see he got it back on the road. Shame he took the blue lights off though. Quite sensibly priced as well except the listing has ended already

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-estafetta-/121175288799?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c369c2bdf

 

 

[cort16]

Junkman, is this your full time job now?

Good effort. Do you do requests?

[face]

That Clio mess from a couple of pages back is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT - £750 BIN!

 

I can't be bothered to have a quick trawl around to see what genuinely good cars you can get for that money.

 

My favourite picture:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Set facerz to WANT! It does however look like someones taken it to bits, thought "fuck this" and stuck it on ebay.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Peugeot-504-Coupe-2-0-Ti-Restoration-Project-Spares-Repair-Rare-/190900846716?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7293c07c

That is exactly what has happened:

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/127750/1972-peugeot-504-coup

[cort16]

Oh dear, it looks like it needs some hero welding right enough. Just the thought of it makes me feel sleepy.

[Junkman]

Junkman, is this your full time job now?

Good effort. Do you do requests?

 

Nah, it's only because I have no life.

What requests?

[Junkman]

That's my old estafette nice to see he got it back on the road. Shame he took the blue lights off though. Quite sensibly priced as well except the listing has ended already

 

Why do the right cars always come up for sale at the wrong time?

[cort16]

Nah, it's only because I have no life.

What requests?

 

I'm looking for a vertical grilled mk1 range rover classic. Sub 3 grand, no ONE LIFE stickers. If you see one on your internet travels shove it up (on here) plz.

[flat4alfa]

Found a Quintet for sale

 

Looking tres swish, having crashed the gates of Intermarche's voiture care aisle

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/516886231.htm?ca=11_s

 

 

Equiv. 2,300 Quids

[meggersdog]

Whilst junkman is on a tea break I found this for Cort16

Affordable, diesel engine, no one life live it stickers but....not too badly messed about

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C413626

[Ghosty]

Bini wheels on old cars: no no no.

[FredTransit]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIT-CAR-BARN-FIND-/281164680559

 

 

 

The strange thing is, I fuggin love it.

 

 

 

Is that so?

WHY is that massive shadow cock pointing at it??

[vulgalour]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111169379423

 

Well, I certainly can't tell the difference between this and a real Bugatti.

[cort16]

Whilst junkman is on a tea break I found this for Cort16

Affordable, diesel engine, no one life live it stickers but....not too badly messed about

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C413626

Fuuurk, not overly keen on the colour but other than that YES! I just need to sell my jag now.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sierra-2-0-Ghia-Restoration-Kit-Car-Project-/200963303751

 

 

 

It does have a slightly bent steering column thanks to some so and so trying to steal it 7 years ago but I did carry on driving it for a couple of weeks till a new car was sorted out so it is not that bad but it does make the horns go off when turning corners

[garbaldy]

no tax or mot required just stick an xud in it and cheeper than cheep motoring

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Popular-1955-Hot-Rod-1O3E-runs-and-drives-Project-spares-or-repairs-/300961469312?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4612b39380

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-GRANADA-GL-AUTO-CREAM-/251338587463

 

C-reg, beige, auto box, and carburettored 2.0 Pinto....... MEGA!