eBay tat volume 3.

15,089 · April 9, 2021

On 4/7/2021 at 8:14 PM, MisterH said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-XT-Coupe-4WD-Turbo/224415281536?hash=item3440317180:g:sLsAAOSwa19gbcyG

This has to be one of the most insane ads I have seen in recent years, these things top out at 5k and that's for top examples (Blue Jersey 20ker not withstanding)

Just another flipper who thinks he's struck gold.

24,889 · April 9, 2021

5 hours ago, Skizzer said:

Check this out, a manual Vitesse spec Rover 216 with actual floors and arches.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-216-Vitesse-efi-barn-find-/265117265138?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

Yes it’s on a trailer, obvs, but this is just the sort of thing @trigger would have in show-winning form after a weekend of spannering and a quick wash.

This lower spec "S" model for 400 quid looks good:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Rover-216-S-LIKE-HONDA-PROJECT-CAN-DELIVER-AT-COST/143969252556?hash=item21853c74cc:g:ZywAAOSwPKNgQpjT

24,889 · April 9, 2021

Crusty Volvo, £325:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-343-340-project-parts/203339951868?hash=item2f58016efc:g:UacAAOSwp-lgbqhc

24,889 · April 9, 2021

Datsun Cherry with bright blue interior:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-Cherry-1-3-GL-classics-good-condition-cheap/114758655797?hash=item1ab8261f35:g:F1wAAOSwYd5gbwrz

24,889 · April 9, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Singer-Gazelle-1-5cc/233955590600?hash=item3678d701c8:g:5E0AAOSwm0pgZE2w

24,889 · April 9, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSU-RO-80-for-spares-or-repair/294104828635?hash=item447a038adb:g:0TUAAOSwwoxgazrf

24,889 · April 9, 2021

One for the Cars you didn't know existed until very recently thread, Chevrolet Tacuma:

£300, but sounds pretty buggered.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1907708436048881/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

24,889 · April 9, 2021

Unleash your inner James May...

... just don't drive it into the Channel.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1326248

17,643 · April 9, 2021

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1326020

12,633 · April 9, 2021

Just needed cloth for the full suit

Brown, Check

Trims, Check

Manual, Check

Cloth, No Check

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Jaguar-XJ-3-2-XJ6-4dr-Saloon-Manual/274752037586?hash=item3ff87f62d2:g:eRAAAOSwzSlgb~tB

Also about 4k too much in my eyes. But what do I know.

12,633 · April 9, 2021

Would!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-216-GTi-Twincam-One-owner-from-new/303951149056?hash=item46c4e67800:g:V3oAAOSwq7VgXO4B

It deserves another pic.

12,633 · April 9, 2021

Looks like Chewbaca is finally selling his Escort cab.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mistral-Convertible-BARN-FIND/124670685707?hash=item1d06f3b20b:g:nCsAAOSwAoFgbZjo

23,023 · April 9, 2021

13 minutes ago, Danterzza said:

Looks like Chewbaca is finally selling his Escort cab.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mistral-Convertible-BARN-FIND/124670685707?hash=item1d06f3b20b:g:nCsAAOSwAoFgbZjo

You think he'd at least asked one of his team to flick the Dyson over it, wouldn't you? Fame's clearly gone to his head, dirty swine.

15,089 · April 9, 2021

1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

You think he'd at least asked one of his team to flick the Dyson over it, wouldn't you? Fame's clearly gone to his head, dirty swine.

Interesting fungal growth on those seats.

Once the spores have spread, they'll just keep on coming back. Dyson won't cut it - that's going to need fungicide and fumigation.

1,171 · April 9, 2021

6 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Interesting fungal growth on those seats.

Once the spores have spread, they'll just keep on coming back. Dyson won't cut it - that's going to need fungicide and fumigation.

I recommend fire.

9,203 · April 9, 2021

Lightly biffed Lancia Squiggle £99 start no reserve Liverpool

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-ypsilon-twinair/184753753619?hash=item2b042e8e13:g:V3IAAOSwYHdgbyvQ

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Grab a bargain cash on collection cheers sunroof.

DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN

9,203 · April 9, 2021

Spears or Rapier BMW 330 Wagon. Looks Ok, been to the moon, lots of work done.

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Selling my old faithfull as I don't have the time to get it mot'd

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Date tested27 October 2020

FAIL

View test certificate

Mileage209,481 miles

MOT test number2129 0013 1074

Test location
View test location

Repair immediately (major defects):

Offside Front Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))

Offside Rear Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))

Front Inner Track rod end ball joint has excessive play both front inner tie rods (2.1.3 (b) (i))

Front Inner Suspension arm pin or bush excessively worn both sides front suspension arms rear bushes (5.3.4 (a) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

Front Registration plate deteriorated but not likely to be misread (0.1 (b))

Front Headlamp has a product on the lens but not seriously reducing light output both sides (4.1.4 (b))

Rear Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened both sides (1.1.14 (a) (ii))

Coolant leak pipe on front of engine ()

Oil leak, but not excessive (8.4.1 (a) (i))

Oil leak, but not excessive back of the gearbox (8.4.1 (a) (i))

Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))

Lying bellend.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bmw-330d/154399043319?hash=item23f2e66ef7:g:HCUAAOSwqAFgUINX

9,203 · April 9, 2021

BRANFYND Saab, in Wolverhampton, which is near* Scotchland. @Saabnut £1 start has reserve.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SABB-96-Barn-Find/164805586206?hash=item265f2dad1e:g:Ov8AAOSwijRgcIa9

9,203 · April 9, 2021

An early contender for the Autoshite Most Pogweaseled Paint award. In Bideford BIN £280 currently £50RNM. To be fair it's lasted pretty well for a "seaside" car. Badermatic, only 77k.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-1600-SLX-Auto-77000-miles/224416376847?hash=item344042280f:g:TBYAAOSwoSNgXfRm