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cort1977 Rank: Renault 16

cort1977

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2 hours ago, The Mighty Quinn said:

It looks a lovely example of one of the most significant cars of the seventies/eighties.

 

Some mong will pay that for a Mark 3 Cortina. Away it goes, Pinto rattling away, rear axle hopping about over bumps as the four links try in vain to hold it in place. A car built in Dagenham for around 3 quid and it shows. That early blue 2400 Pallas earlier......

 

CX's are hard work to keep good but if you want the best.....

You make a very convincing case.  Just need to find 8 bags...

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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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6 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/209853386929304/

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Obscurification Skillorz 2

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Barging you say....?

Date tested7 March 2020

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Mileage92,112 miles

MOT test number9922 3534 0599

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Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (3.4 (b) (ii))
  • Nearside Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (3.5 (a))
  • Offside Rear Rear fog lamp not working (4.5.1 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
  • Offside Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
  • Nearside Headlamp has a product on the lens so that the light output is severely reduced (4.1.4 (b))
  • Offside Headlamp has a product on the lens so that the light output is severely reduced (4.1.4 (b))
  • Nearside Rear Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced sill (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Central Rear Seat belt missing buckle (7.1.2 (a))
  • Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Rear Service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f))

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

  • Nearside Obligatory mirror slightly damaged (3.3 (b) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Nearside Front Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Rear Coil spring corroded (5.3.1 (b) (i))
  • Offside Front Coil spring corroded (5.3.1 (b) (i))
  • Rear brakes just passed brake roller test
  • all four tyres cracking on side wall

Its fooking fooked M8

I wonder why they were covering the rear number plate? Oh yes, the front plate says why.

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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1 hour ago, 11001010 said:

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https://www.kurumaerabi.com/usedcar/detail/11371-329/

dont care what it is

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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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Yeah unlike the over complicated galic spaceship leaking Vulcan blood from various orifices.

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