eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

That Fluence that started at a grand went for £1,750 in the end....

[strangeangel]

57 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks mega value for £495

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-K-1999-Vito-112-GENUINE-REIMO-Pop-Top-Camper-Van-Spares-or-Repairs-Project/193328971453?hash=item2d034dfebd:g:k5UAAOSwdb5duDr4

 

 

This looked interesting, so I had a closer look:

 

Seller sez:

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it is a genuine bargain, I don’t play games and you won’t be disappointed! 

 

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Will need front sill work for MOT and a bit of welding on the rear valence- otherwise underneath appears solid.

 

DVLA sez:

 

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Reason(s) for failure

• Nearside Front Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
• Offside Front Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
• Offside Rear Tyre has a bulge, caused by separation or partial failure of its structure (4.1.D.1b)
• Offside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
• Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
• Emissions not tested (7.4.B.1)
• Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.C.1b)

Advisory notice item(s)

• Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
• Vehicle structure slightly corroded within 30cm of towbar mounting (6.6.6)
• Power steering pipe(s) or hose(s) slightly corroded (2.3.2)
• Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
• Nearside Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
• Items removed from driver's view prior to test
• All tyres deteriorated (perished).
• All brake discs corroded.
• Offside front brake binding slightly.
• Vehicle has corrossion in other areas.
• Nearside front wheel rusty.

 

 

[strangeangel]

 

 

It'll take more than those B&M Bargains cushions to convince me that this place is home M8.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-CONVOY-DAY-VAN/184142209441

 

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/British-Leyland-Freight-Rover-LDV-DAF-200-Sherpa-Van-RARE-KEVIN-REG-NUMBER/114065956121

[richardthestag]

5 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

 

 

It'll take more than those B&M Bargains cushions to convince me that this place is home M8.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-CONVOY-DAY-VAN/184142209441

 

[Cavcraft]

19 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

 

 

 

It'll take more than those B&M Bargains cushions to convince me that this place is home M8.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-CONVOY-DAY-VAN/184142209441

 

 

The caravans and motor homes 'department' of eBay rarely disappoints.

[Cavcraft]

{Knock knock}

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Transit-Tipper/202894941931?hash=item2f3d7b1eeb:g:kbcAAOSwGEFeNW2E

 

'Fuel type: Petrol'

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-hilux-mark-2-tipper-1988-F-reg/274245503314?hash=item3fda4e4952:g:Ke4AAOSwWNZeNrAr

 

That 'tree' symbol on the door looks like one of the tattoos you could have that were supposed to say 'Live love laugh' in Chinese, but actually meant 'I fired my AK47 up your nan's minge'.

 

[Cavcraft]

 

'Original'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-1985-VW-LT-MK1-not-T25-or-T3/312928612086?hash=item48dbffaef6:g:LXYAAOSwd1td7NoN

 

'As a metal worker I'd describe the van as solid'

 

As a drinker I'd describe you as pissed.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Midget-sports-1966-Barn-Find/124040990861?hash=item1ce16b508d:g:IvMAAOSw2B1eIX4R

[cort16]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/202300230875777/

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Astra-Coupe-Dalco-Diamond-Audio-Air-Ride-Insane-Airbrushed-Show-Car-PX-SWAP/402061345277?hash=item5d9cb941fd:g:hpgAAOSwqg9eNIE9

 

'

'the build 

which was over £29k apparently!!'

[Cavcraft]

No Mini, no MILF

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Write-Off-Mini-Spare-and-Repairs/283766761132?hash=item4211d126ac:g:mdwAAOSwc7teNXgD

[Mr_Bo11ox]

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We have not touched the van apart from swapping the leaf spring below the axle and removing the front springs to lower the van

33 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

'Original'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-1985-VW-LT-MK1-not-T25-or-T3/312928612086?hash=item48dbffaef6:g:LXYAAOSwd1td7NoN

 

'As a metal worker I'd describe the van as solid'

 

As a drinker I'd describe you as pissed.

Priorities!!!!

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RR-EVOQUE-2018-facelift-west-coast-customs-one-off-one-of-kind-custom/402055844248?hash=item5d9c655198:g:btMAAOSwN4BeHiYt

 

'spent £12,000 to convert this vehicle by West Coast Customs Europe.'

 

'I am going through a divorce'

Can't think why, M8.

 

'Plague of design'

 

 

[BeEP]

Red seats wrapped in uncommon (but doubtless boring) car for £475

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/colt-for-sale/1365309927

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-VW-T6-SWB-Highline/283765550590?hash=item4211beadfe:g:QroAAOSwSMZeNIX~

 

£49,995 to tell the world your money to taste ratio is everything to none.

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-MG-ZS-180-2-5-V6-Auto-Saloon-in-Monogram-Shot-Silk-Chromescent-1-of-1/274226129075?hash=item3fd926a8b3:g:gl8AAOSwZi5eLDsQ

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-MG-ZS-180-2-5-V6-Auto-Saloon-in-Monogram-Shot-Silk-Chromescent-1-of-1/274226129075?hash=item3fd926a8b3:g:gl8AAOSwZi5eLDsQ

You'd not want to drive it for fear of salt, parking dents and stone chips. 

 

[J-T]

Check out this honey...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-STRADA-85-SUPER-MK111-MAYBE-THE-LAST-MK111-SUPER-ON-THE-ROAD-SUPER-RARE/143522207463?hash=item216a9716e7:g:tHwAAOSwJAxeNue9

[cort16]

v6 Espace

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/683525308850786/

[Schaefft]

XJR for a grand, no MOT but looks quite decent.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/486823685558457/

[Schaefft]

Now this is awesome. Clean '87 Camry with super low miles for just 650 quid. Someone needs to get this asap!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/208491063526452/

[Schaefft]

Renault 25, looks clean and might even have a good spec according to the description. Not super cheap though

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533790437544663/

[Schaefft]

That low mileage sunny is still for sale, now at 740 quid

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1043421156006230/

[Schaefft]

200 Avant with Quattro which needs some tlc for 1200 quid. Price might be a little ambitious but its probably rare.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/482606915735987/

 

[Schaefft]

You definitely dont see this every day:

Low mileage, too.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2637083429680711/

[strangeangel]

1 hour ago, New POD said:

You'd not want to drive it for fear of salt, parking dents and stone chips. 

 

 

You'd not want to drive it for fear that someone you knew might see you at the wheel of the fucking thing.

[Austat]

Early Cavalier MK2 Estate, ruined by matte black paint and shite wheels, but cheap nevertheless:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-1983-mk2/133322677565?hash=item1f0aa69d3d:g:QmcAAOSwilNeNeT6

[New POD]

2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

 

You'd not want to drive it for fear that someone you knew might see you at the wheel of the fucking thing.

I once owned a CalibrE.