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I'd love to use that Daimler on the school run MM...

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Arnage-6-8-auto-R/254434544114?hash=item3b3d7b09f2:g:nfYAAOSwxUJd4TYd

tired of been solvent?, tired of been able to pay your bills every month?

wanna look like proper money, and not some footballers wife?

then sir, you need this glorious money pit.

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just ask mr x^^3 he can tell you how wonderfully horrific these things are to run!

it looks great mind.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This has been for sale for a while at the side of the road near Chester. Actually thought it was a van.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-sport-172/193320535474?hash=item2d02cd45b2:g:fggAAOSwru1eIgu9

 

And here it is in happier times in Iraq

 

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3 hours ago, Burnside said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-LX-Auto-1990/324052057409?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D68a44e9b10ed49d9bb83b08cc553edd6%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D164050333852%26itm%3D324052057409%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Afa098121-412a-11ea-acd9-74dbd18047c7|parentrq%3Ae80fbb2016f0ad32886af603fffa6e72|iid%3A1

A rather sad looking MK2 Astra LX Lord's needing TLC, but with Mot till Sept. Could make someone a cheap Auto though. Currently at £250 start with no bids.

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Apparently the last owners had it for 8 years. If this is how they treat it, please someone make them stop! 

The most inventive use of a Sainsbury's bag I've ever seen. This thing looks like one of those mistreated dogs on the RSPCA adverts. It needs putting out of its misery!

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Contender for furthest away car for sale?

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No need to take it to driftland, it's already pre-crashed.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001276635464

 

This is exactly the sort of thing I'd like to buy in a few months' time, though. A mechanically sorted sporty-ish car that's got some cosmetic damage, so I can thrash it around like a complete cunt without feeling bad about ruining a nice car.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Cat 'S' MG3, anyone?

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODA3WDEwMjQ=/z/1IwAAOSws11eLuKm/$_86.JPG

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg-motor-uk/fast-mg3-2015-vti-106bhp-82k-with-fsh-glasgow-dealer-dab-euro5-petrol-52mpg-fast-cheap-car-/1364773164

 

Looking at the garish seats and those stickers on the doors, it would appear they've modelled this on a coach. 

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4 hours ago, New POD said:

Does it have reverse ? 

Ah...the flaw in the plan....

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Split-Screen-Vintage-Retro-Roof-Rack-Coca-Cola-7up-Ice-Box-Cooler-Old/372930566022?hash=item56d464d786:g:XhUAAOSw1ABd-Tih

 

'original 60's splitty roof rack'

 

 

Complete with 'original' differing lengths of wood and differing screws?

 

To anyone complete devoid of their marbles, just* £650 buys it.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The bucket underneath is to catch this camper's own tears at having to wear those fucking wheel trims and a picture of a moose with poached eggs for eyes having his face torn off by an owl.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van/383393482865?hash=item5944084871:g:z7kAAOSw6NVeLtOr

 

 'needs gearbox mountain' 

 

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25 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Cat 'S' MG3, anyone?

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODA3WDEwMjQ=/z/1IwAAOSws11eLuKm/$_86.JPG

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg-motor-uk/fast-mg3-2015-vti-106bhp-82k-with-fsh-glasgow-dealer-dab-euro5-petrol-52mpg-fast-cheap-car-/1364773164

 

Looking at the garish seats and those stickers on the doors, it would appear they've modelled this on a coach. 

I guessed a price before clicking the link. I was out by a factor of ten. It will remain forever unsold.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vario-814D-1998-ex-Snap-on-Van-project-Overlander-Camper-motorcross/383393309790?hash=item594405a45e:g:kK4AAOSw8G1dudZU

 

'A live aboard, self sufficient camper with a mobile hen breeding unit. The chickens are kept in those baskets, then one by one released into the path of an angry cock who pops out of that hinged dog kennel looking thing. He then jumps up on the wheel arch, bums them and their eggs roll down on to that grate, which grades them. 

In the far right corner is the toilet. Once you've finished dropping the kids off at the pool, it's a simple matter of turning the shower up to def con 3, pressing the middle button and then using that black cable to blow your freshly laid Richard into the fuel tank to make bio-fuel with the eggs that didn't make the cut.  

None of the above has been tested, due to an unfortunate and unforeseen incident involving my own cock, some of the chickens and the RSPCA.  I'm due for release in May 2047 and if the camper hasn't sold by then all those fluffy, sexy little wing flapping cock teasers are coming to live with me on a remote island' 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Two questions:

 

Who the bleeding hell makes a camper with a roller shutter rear door?

 

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And do you have to close it when you're watching a bit of Frankie?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAGEN-LT35-LUTON-CAMPERVAN-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-LONG-MOT/283758972027?hash=item42115a4c7b:g:rR8AAOSwSKBeL2S4

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