eBay tat volume 3.

[Snipes]

I hate the colour of that Bentley.

[Dannyk]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143504436967

[eddyramrod]

4 minutes ago, Sir Snipes said:

I hate the colour of that Bentley.

So buy my brown Cadillac and I promise to save you from the Red Peril!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Like a bit of base? Heres a nice little chunk of it for you.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Vauxhall-Astra-1-6-i-Envoy-5dr/114065799291

[Snipes]

1 minute ago, eddyramrod said:

So buy my brown Cadillac and I promise to save you from the Red Peril!

I can't even afford a wonky Carina E at the moment :*(

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-53-Vauxhall-Astra-2-2i-16v-Elegance-5dr/283744848564

Doesnt look owt spesh, but this is a very rare 2.2 manual. Only 44k on it. Cracking sleeper!!!

 

 

[morrisoxide]

This looks smart. 

If that doesn't swing it for you.

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central locking not working,new dip stick seal rubber,plus a few smaller jobs

Whats this central locking you speak of? Is there a smaller job than the replacing the dip stick rubber? Sounds honest though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-tipo-1-4-ie-petrol/193304878318?hash=item2d01de5cee:g:Sb0AAOSwQGteAOwA

[wuvvum]

27 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Heres your chance to look alarmingly like me:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E-Reg-Renault-Dodge-Horsebox/383374910532

 

 

Makes yours look like a proper bargain...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-1-6-16v-Sport/164015395892

Check this out!!!! 1.6 pez. Only 10,000 miles!! Guy is asking £3000 though

[outlaw118]

Is shite price specific? Some will say it's not possible for something that costs well into 6 figures to be deemed suitable for these hallowed pages. I disagree. This is beige, and looks...errr...weirdly ugly. Perect for anyone with the thick end of £200k ready to piss up the wall.
About a 15 minute walk from Outlaw Towers too.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-BMW-501-Cabriolet-V8/302739492397?hash=item467cae0e2d:g:dQYAAOSwx2dYJZDq

[Mr_Bo11ox]

ANOTHER SMASH HIT FROM BOMB THE BASE (FEAT. MAUREEN)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Astra-1-4i-16v-1998MY-LS/293414157565

Look at those steelies and black bumpers!!!! UUUUhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

£2495 though

 

 

 

 

[wuvvum]

2 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Is shite price specific? Some will say it's not possible for something that costs well into 6 figures to be deemed suitable for these hallowed pages. I disagree. This is beige, and looks...errr...weirdly ugly. Perect for anyone with the thick end of £200k ready to piss up the wall.
About a 15 minute walk from Outlaw Towers too.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-BMW-501-Cabriolet-V8/302739492397?hash=item467cae0e2d:g:dQYAAOSwx2dYJZDq

Those wheels - WTAF?!

[vulgalour]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Citroen-BX-19-GTi-8v/184123913290?hash=item2adea3f44a:g:b~UAAOSw9xJeCKm9

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Astra-1-6i-16v-2004MY-SXi/223500890495

Wheels are a bit spacky on this one but you could soon fling them in the canal and fit some steelies. Its only a 1.6 pez anyway. £600

 

[outlaw118]

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Those wheels - WTAF?!

Is that why it's looking like it's on tippy-toes?
Look like they came off a MK2 Jaaaag

[vulgalour]

It's been on BBC 4, apparently.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Hillman-Husky/124044736584?hash=item1ce1a47848:g:b3gAAOSw10FeHIN2

[vulgalour]

Terra-rise the locals.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car-Classic-Van-Classic-Camper-19k-miles-from-new/372914448783?hash=item56d36ee98f:g:kCUAAOSwZNleENSs

 

[vulgalour]

A pair of two-tone Jellybeans.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-PREFECT-107E-100E-1960-X2-ENGLISH-AXLE-PRECROSS-FLOW-ENGINE-997CC-PROJECTS/254480396052?hash=item3b4036af14:g:7NYAAOSw9tFeHJ~O

[vulgalour]

we need a cwane to collect it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-sheerline-Classic-car-Spare-shelvs-breaking-salvage/372900960398?hash=item56d2a1188e:g:5wgAAOSwyaNd89T~

[vulgalour]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/talbot-pick-up/193303749680?hash=item2d01cd2430:g:jVwAAOSwZK1eINyM

[vulgalour]

Currently sub-2K DS could end up being a barg for someone.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-2-2L-DS21-PALLAS-1973-FOR-SALE-NO-RESERVE/333482355255?hash=item4da518ea37:g:BjcAAOSwh-JeIHyu

[Luxxo Waftybarger]

12 minutes ago, vulgalour said:

we need a cwane to collect it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-sheerline-Classic-car-Spare-shelvs-breaking-salvage/372900960398?hash=item56d2a1188e:g:5wgAAOSwyaNd89T~

Cwawitee

[egg]

Spanish built? 

https://www.automobile.fr/Voiture/Chrysler-Crysler-150-GT-Simca/vhc:car,cnt:de,pgn:4,pgs:50,srt:date,sro:desc,prn:2990,prx:2990,dmg:false/pg:vipcar/274928786.html

[richardmorris]

16 minutes ago, vulgalour said:

Currently sub-2K DS could end up being a barg for someone.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-2-2L-DS21-PALLAS-1973-FOR-SALE-NO-RESERVE/333482355255?hash=item4da518ea37:g:BjcAAOSwh-JeIHyu

No such thing as a cheap DS any more.  I had a ride in one a few years ago up to the D rally ( £1500 21 Pallas that later needed about £6000 of welding ). And it was still scruffy.

[Dannyk]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/254479351678

[Cavcraft]

This is really tempting, but although I think cheaper rate tax, being a 1.4 it's never going to be the same after driving 1.7s.

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-4-1999-T-Reg-In-Red/283747578664?hash=item4210ac7328:g:IbEAAOSwkwxeIiB7

 

They look well fit in red, as well.

[Cavcraft]

If you study this closely, it looks shadow man is re-enacting the moment he was 'rodeo' back scuttling his partner over the bonnet, just minutes after she'd put sun cream on.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Meriva-Automatic/274210700296?hash=item3fd83b3c08:g:vu4AAOSwEDFeG1Uu

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Buick-Century-on-1980-Chevy-Caprice-chassis-with-chevy-V5/283747604913?hash=item4210acd9b1:g:L-gAAOSwUEheIif8

 

Think he might need that Chevette floor welding fella with his bucket of black paint to come and pay a visit soon

 

 

 

[Dannyk]

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Tracker

I'd of just risked it to be honest m8

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/372917404151

[Cavcraft]

This looks just the sort of thing that 'Facebook man & van' is going to rock up to your house 27 hours late in to collect the broken telly and mattress strewn across your front garden, which will then 'mysteriously' end up in a  stream next to some tyres 4 hours later. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LWB-3-0-Ducato-engine-Peugeot-Boxer/402040743388?hash=item5d9b7ee5dc:g:-0kAAOSwe-teIh2-