eBay tat volume 3.

[Alfamale]

_{Making my debut in the e-Bay tat thread with some clippings from this weeks Classic Car Weekly.}

 

_{Not my cup of tea but this has got to find some love on here.}

 

 

 

 

Or much more to my tastes (Shame I don't have a degree in electrical engineering)...

 

 

Apologies for the poor quality pictures

[cort16]

That GTA has to be a basket case however at that money what could go wrong??

 

This looks pretty nice. Green with brown velour interior isn't a colour scheme you see that much these days.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-ROVER-2600-S-AUTO-EXCELLENT-SOLID-USABLE-MOT-TAXED-CAR-/261226300297?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd24d0389

[cort16]

I've a feeling this B9 is going to cause major trouser explosions in the BMW botherer community.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ULTRA-RARE-GENUINE-ALPINA-B9-3-5-CLASSIC-BMW-E28-RESTORATION-PROJECT-CAR-/271218303839?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f25dee35f

[HillmanImp]

That Renault MUST be a con. If not its heading up here tomorrow..........See my last post about selling the Lancia, I have money to burn. Am phoning first thing in the morning. 

[Alfamale]

That Renault MUST be a con. If not its heading up here tomorrow..........See my last post about selling the Lancia, I have money to burn. Am phoning first thing in the morning. 

 

Let us know how you get on, I really have the horn for it but don't have the cojones to tackle a major project involving electrics

[cort16]

This fella's adverts like fuggin SKY rolling news with all the updates he's posted it on it.   It does seem cheap at £1750 though as it does have T&T,

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-840-1995-Tax-Mot-98k-Some-Service-History-2-new-Tyres-New-Windscreen-/261226396656?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd24e7bf0

[HillmanImp]

Let us know how you get on, I really have the horn for it but don't have the cojones to tackle a major project involving electrics

 

I literally have no idea how electrics work on any car, let alone a French one. But fuck it, its £600. I would happily park the fucker outside my house with it never working again. I would polish it whilst pretending to be Marcus Tandy. If Doovla ever found out about it I would blow the fucker up and sail away on a boat glass someone in a pub and then shag Casandra off of Only Fools and Horses. 

[nivek]

Posting removed.

[Alexg]

Funky...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-CADILLAC-SEVILLE-WHITE-BLUE-/271221065845?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f26090875

[nivek]

Posting removed.

[Alexg]

That Alpine is a super bargain, good luck

[catsinthewelder]

Clicked on the Cadillac

 

 

 

Seller notes: “DRIVER AND FRONT PASSENGER SEATS HAS SIGN OF WEAR SEE PICS. DRIVER DOOR AND DRIVER REAR DOOR HAS SCRACTCHES ON THEM. THERE ARE STONE CHIPS ON THE BONNET AND ALSO SOMEONE HAS KEYED THE BONNET AND WRITTEN THE WORD "CUNT" EXCUSE MY FRENCH BUT TRYING TO BE AS HONEST AS I CAN.â€Â

[Hertz]

That Renault MUST be a con. If not its heading up here tomorrow..........See my last post about selling the Lancia, I have money to burn. Am phoning first thing in the morning. 

Nope it was a genuine sale. Sold last week unfortunately not to me.

 

Seller's phone has rung off the hook apparently and he has muttered the "sold it too cheap" words....

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E320-Cdi-/230996655784

 

Demonstrating how not to Woollard.

[Brent_Crude]

 

This looks pretty nice. Green with brown velour interior isn't a colour scheme you see that much these days.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-ROVER-2600-S-AUTO-EXCELLENT-SOLID-USABLE-MOT-TAXED-CAR-/261226300297?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd24d0389

Not unlike those vile chocolate lime sweets that my Grandparents' Bridge playing partners, Ken and Mary, used to keep in a dish on the table by the phone in their hallway. Filth.

[cort16]

That Merc made lol. Go round the front and put the bonnet up you lazy cow.

[cort16]

This looks clean for one of these. 2 litre petrol must make this exciting to drive.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-discovery-2l-mpi-petrol-lwb-4x4-7-seateran-excellent-example/1021502657#photo-content

[DeeJay]

That Merc looks like it runs on Hippo piss.

[cort16]

Speed Bitch! It doesn't even make sense FFS he'd have been much better calling it piss flaps.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-Speed-Bitch-/111089563945?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19dd743929

[warren t claim]

Speed Bitch! It doesn't even make sense FFS he'd have been much better calling it piss flaps.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-Speed-Bitch-/111089563945?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19dd743929

I think I'll buy it and rename it Speed Dating cos I reckon I'll have trouble pulling in that.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

600 quid for a renault GTA, that must be half the price of the next cheapest one ever to change hands!!!

[skattrd]

Nope it was a genuine sale. Sold last week unfortunately not to me.

 

Seller's phone has rung off the hook apparently and he has muttered the "sold it too cheap" words....

 

I was going to say I'd be surprised if you hadn't tried to snap that up all ready. Even if it was a basket case it would have broken for more than that.

[dollywobbler]

This looks clean for one of these. 2 litre petrol must make this exciting to drive.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-discovery-2l-mpi-petrol-lwb-4x4-7-seateran-excellent-example/1021502657#photo-content

 

Regardless of condition, £1500 seems rather ambitious for an Mpi. Watched one sell on Ebay for less than £400 when I was Disco hunting. The people working on the Discovery test team absolutely hated them.

[face]

 

Clicked on the Cadillac

 

 

 

 

Seller notes: “DRIVER AND FRONT PASSENGER SEATS HAS SIGN OF WEAR SEE PICS. DRIVER DOOR AND DRIVER REAR DOOR HAS SCRACTCHES ON THEM. THERE ARE STONE CHIPS ON THE BONNET AND ALSO SOMEONE HAS KEYED THE BONNET AND WRITTEN THE WORD "CUNT" EXCUSE MY FRENCH BUT TRYING TO BE AS HONEST AS I CAN.â€Â

 

 

Fucking brilliant - I cannot stop chuckling at this

[Brent_Crude]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-SIERRA-GL-GREEN-BARN-FIND-LLLLLOOOOOOOOKKKKKK-/151059159653?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232bd3da65#ht_1703wt_1152

 

There's something quite endearing about a B-reg. Less endearing, however, is the lack of 'barn' in these pics.

[cort16]

Makes perfect sense

 

 

Bmw 728i em sport veri clin mot 31 12 2013 tax 31 11 2013 veri god dravan niu taiat aloyss 19 electric al senon blu dvd cd mp swap mor detels calmi 07553755123

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-728i-em-sport-ful-leder-swap-x5/1021296272#photo-content

[blackbird]

one neg feedback in the last 12 months - and thats for the sale of a 33 year old landrover with an oil leak - hardly a master criminal is he?

 

 

This was from an auction

 

www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/results-april-2013.aspx

 

 

LOT 57

 

 

 

[blackbird]

http://www.thomas-car-sales.co.uk/vehicles-for-sale.html?view=detail&id=99

 

 

[cort16]

I spotted this Manual Scorpio 4x4 up for sale when it was listed and am kicking myself up the arse for not attempting to find somewhere to keep it/the money to buy it. It's currently at £350 no reserve with a few hours to go.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK3-GRANADA-SCORPIO-2-9-4X4-/261226002002?ssPageName=ADME:B:WNA:GB:1123

[Junkman]

Dystopiatastic!