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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Saxo fitted with GSXR 1100 engine and sequential gearbox

 

Nice idea but 150hp isn't too amazing when only accessible at 10,000rpm

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Its done 156,000 miles

 

This was on sale on Gumtree a month ago claiming it had only done 56000 miles (five digit odometer). Amazing.

 

Not very rusty, a pretty good example to be honest

 

Mine's arches were less rusty than that but it still cost £150 of welding for the MOT.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

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Unbelievably, this XR4x4 Twink has a valid MOT. Fucking wowsers.

 

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I'm feeling the need to take this Blazer, paint the letters on the tyres white, fit a fuck off bullbar with KC Daylighters on, and go noise up some 'roid warrior X5 types. Is that bad of me?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-VOLKSWAG ... 1119172192

 

Jesus, who is responsible for this hideous effort? I want to speak to his manager immediately.

 

he put me onto a local wv air cool specialist who has since told me that from passed experience he would put it down to the injection system and has suggested a carb set up to be installed

 

Sounds like a real expert that guy, giving you a priceless bit of hard-won advice. I'm guessing he makes a living wobbing up shit old VW campers for clueless middle managers called toby who only ever use them once or twice then flog them on to someone who gives a shit, and who ends up paying cash money to dig all the wob out. 0/10

Tartan58 Rank: BL Wedge

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TOTALLY AMAZING AND ONE OFF Seat Toledo 2.3V5 hatch in Metallic Gold ( only one of its kind as far as we know ! )

 

One of the owners is driving this car just now instead of their BMW !! that says it all !!

 

£995

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... to-content

 

If that genuinely is a hatchback then fair enough but it looks to me like a pretty normal saloon. The price isn't totally outrageous though even if it is just a normal saloon model and they're a much under-rated car, the only reason I sold mine was that loading the boot was like accessing the tardis through a post box so if someone's done a decent job of converting it to a hatch then it's pretty much all the car you'd ever need.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Wowzer, 1980 Renault 30TX

 

Awesome Renno pictured

It's quite near to ruffgeezer of this parish .... It'd make a nice change from the Citroens mate ;)

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Look at this big red bastard over on CoPart.

No shitter ever came between me and Christine*

 

*okay I know it's not a plymouth fury but it's big, red and american so give me a break eh?

 

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http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e1s1&lotId=22198302&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS

 

DAF t punk. How was this ever written off it's still in better condition than my Rover?

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http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e2s1&lotId=20352853&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Wowzer, 1980 Renault 30TX

Looks just like the one that I wanted but missed by a couple of hours a few years back.

 

Seller information

ratdat

 

He's on here, isn't he? He's certainly on the blue forum.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Why is he washing his hands with water from the toilet tank?

 

 

Edward Shitterhands.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorhome-/25 ... 3a81aa92d6

 

'YOU COULD POTENTIALLY LIVE IN THE MOTORHOME, WE HAVE FOR UP TO SIX MONTHS AT A TIME'

 

On the fucking moon by the looks of the thing.

 

That is the most hideous contraption I have seen for a long time. people who deface the countryside by dragging these gargantuan shitheaps round ought to be made to suffer me coming and cycling round their house all fucking day in an orange spandex 'morph suit', see how they like it when theyre trying to watch the telly or something. Looks quite swish inside like.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Had to post this - from the same seller that's offering the Skyline posted by Bols - simply because it is the best rear end of any car ever...

 

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