eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Looks a bit alright, this one.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1/264163568259

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Mercedes-500-SEL-Auto/132930065458

 

Nothing really wrong with it, apart from it being a Mercedes.

[Junkman]

Feel the energy!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ40-Soverign-v6-58k-Full-Jag-Serv-HISTORY-ONE-YEAR-mot/173761110525

[Mally]

Moggie in full weedhead spec.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-MORRIS-MINOR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/173761418040

 

It's pretty fucked, mind.

If it was a bit closer I'd be bidding on that.

[Junkman]

 

Ford Aerospace Saloon

 

Honestly, I'm NOT making this horseshit up!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Aerospace/303040930350

 

 

Cruise control gives good value on petrol cost.

 

Eh?

 

 

I will be putting in equipment ie fridge, cooker which will be included in price

 

Sorry, but kindly make your bloody tip runs yourself, m8ey.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MERCEDES-BENZ-123-200-MODEL/283352802977

 

 

REGISTRATION IS RPR 988R

 

You don't say!

 

 

THIS VEHICLE HAS NO TAX OR MOT AND HAS COVERED 112000 MILES

 

112,000 miles without MoT or tax? Well, time to drive it another 112,000 miles without MoT or tax, but this time legally.

 

 

 

ALL READY TO GO

 

Good then.

 

 

 

WILL REQUIRE TRAILER OR DRIVE AWAY WITH TRADE PLATES.

 

And what, please, would be the reason for this?

[Junkman]

Ooooh, I like this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-Chevrolet-Apache-pickup-six-pot-manual-on-the-road/223344215696

 

 

I'm such a closet redneck.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-car/183652693354

 

 

Is it really too much to ask to completely remove those stinking seatcovers when you photograph a car you're selling?

 

 

Really?

 

 

 

 

however all paperwork has somehow been mislaid

 

I'd search underneath those stinking seat covers.

[Junkman]

I don't think you can buy more car for two and a half bags.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Chevrolet-Suburban-1500-5-7-V8-Petrol-Auto-2WD/123612026036

 

 

 

Regency body conversion inside and out

 

 

 

It'll look alright once all that clutter is binned.

 

 

That guy does the same to his house that he does to his cars:

 

 

 

I bet it's some syndrome.

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/avenger-1979-1600-ls/254095025520

[Junkman]

Sweet!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-304-Coupe/153352104200

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-2000/273671939973

 

 

We can't get there doors open

 

Yeah, I bet you can't.

 

You also can't pump up tyres and handle a bucket and sponge.

What can you do?

[Junkman]

 

AWESOME- This ain't no Campus or GT Turbo

 

Awesome!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-RENAULT-5-TS-AWESOME-This-aint-no-Campus-or-GT-Turbo/223342892912

 

 

Awesome:

 

 

 

 

Awesome Barn Find

 

Awesome!

 

 

 

33 YEARS OLD

 

Awesome arithmetic!

 

 

 

paintworks a bit dated

 

It can be dated to 33 years old.

 

 

 

Collection preferred but Will deliver for Fuel, a train fare home and a Big Mac Meal.

 

That I find is a very fair offer indeed.

[Junkman]

Do not paint!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-type-1968-2-2-excellent-car-for-great-price-don-t-miss/283351767709

[11001010]

$3500

 

 

https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/d/jupiter-1971-saab-sonett-iii/6804326756.html

[Junkman]

Further proof that each and every W201 came with a different interior.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-MERCEDES-BENZ-190E-2-0-AUTO-74-000-MILES-CREAM-LEATHER-SUNROOF-W201/123610704480

 

[anonymous user]

Do not paint!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-type-1968-2-2-excellent-car-for-great-price-don-t-miss/283351767709

But please change the tyres

[anonymous user]

00z0z_2uOeU5sIawM_1200x900.jpg 00V0V_2pDSClw8TKD_1200x900.jpg

 

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/d/litchfield-1959-desoto-firedome/6803185208.html

That looks just like one of those cars that will go around on its own killing people.

[Flat4]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

 

https://facebook.com/marketplace/item/260682831506320

[egg]

be like me with less power and manual cog shifting.

 

https://www.ebay-kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/x/1038756536

 

[cort16]

A warning to all parents not to leave the lids off paint pots and allow unsupervised prit sticking when small children are around

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/260682831506320

[egg]

1.3. Body cashing cheques the engine can't pay.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1559135785.htm/

 

[scdan4]

 

Looks nice .

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F163496763298

[scdan4]

In Italy no one grows up wanting to be a train driver.

 

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F153352843765

[scdan4]

Yeeeeeeeeee haw pardner

 

 

LPG means cheap to run yeah?

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F192804617746

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-and-Rare-1951-Austin-K4-Loadster-with-a-twist/163497073296?hash=item26112f5a90:g:qpoAAOSwDEBcRNcP

 

this is flippin' ace.

 

dunno what it could be used for (other than putting fires out?) as its too good for a "party bus" but i think its ace all the same.

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1947-Austin-8-classic-cars/292926760872?hash=item4433cba7a8:g:PYsAAOSwwPRcKeqC

 

i'll just leave this here for your (collective) enjoyment

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-allegro/223323834847?hash=item33ff2349df:g:N3EAAOSwe~lcO3ik

 

vanden with the plah allegro, what more do you want?

 

[FakeConcern]

Barn Find......

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/264144667463

 

[Schaefft]

Further proof that each and every W201 came with a different interior.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-MERCEDES-BENZ-190E-2-0-AUTO-74-000-MILES-CREAM-LEATHER-SUNROOF-W201/123610704480

 

 

Apart from the engine my perfect W201!