eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Your Jaaaag V12 purchase has to start somewhere.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-v12-distritibutor/283346234734

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-VelSatis-seeks-passionate-hobbyist/283343000795

 

 

Renault VelSatis seeks passionate hobbyist

 

 

I strongly advise against reading the rest of the ad.

 

Basically it's an end of life heap offered for spares or repairs.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-townace-1989/183641289002

 

 

 

 

 

Not sure why he uploaded three pictures of that filthy germ breeding ground.

If that still isn't enough for you to run like f00k, get a load of this:

 

[Junkman]

Oof!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-FORD-MK-4-ZODIAC-EXECUTIVE/292927234422

[MorrisItalSLX]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-townace-1989/183641289002

 

 

 

 

 

Not sure why he uploaded three pictures of that filthy germ breeding ground.

If that still isn't enough for you to run like f00k, get a load of this:

 

 

10/10 for background shite.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-75-Classic-SE-2-5-Litre-2000-Low-mileage-Excellent-condition/183644768845

 

 

 

And now look:

 

 

 

Sadly the pedal count is excessive, because you just can't win.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Coupe-Deville-1975/143097825763

 

Stupid hat, sunglasses, shirt and capgun wearage thankfully not obligatory.

[Junkman]

 

barn find classic cars

 

 

Brace yourselves!

 

 

Ready?

 

 

Okay...

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/barn-find-classic-cars/283346365010

 

 

Do NOT read the ad!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-132-2000-maltese-import/254083914482

 

 

First of all the picture is not of the actual car it is a library photo from google

 

Fucking bravo.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-DAIMLER-LANCHESTER-LEDA-LD14-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT/132924300731

 

 

Many of you may remember the car is almost identical to that Richard Hammond brought for a classic car rally in Series 13 of Top Gear.

 

That could be a new record for lamest claim to fame.

[MorrisItalSLX]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-DAIMLER-LANCHESTER-LEDA-LD14-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT/132924300731

 

 

That could be a new record for lamest claim to fame.

Not to mention the one featured on top gear was hideously unreliable and completely ruined.

 

Not really something you would want to promote.

[New POD]

Has anyone scratched this itch yet?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megane-Scenic-RX4/223335337876?hash=item33ffd2cf94:g:sZMAAOSwJiBcRLwi:rk:19:pf:0

 

Just how bad are they?

Weirdly I thought I recognised the hill behind.

 

If you drive from Conway to Pennnmannnmaur over the hill rather than on the A55 coast road, you will pass that scene.

[Schaefft]

As expected the golden LS400 didn't sell in 2 days and is now back with a starting bit 10% lower than before. Imo this is a seriously good deal for one of those:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/312436367797?ul_noapp=true

[Schaefft]

This Legend Coupe has seen better days and doesn't seem to sell on Ebay for a while now. I'd consider it if I had the money right now, rare very cool car for very little money:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Legend-Coupe-1992/123603864370

[Dan_ZTT]

Not up to date with this thread so apologies if this has been shared already, but it seems like a potential bargain for someone;

£95, in Worcester

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2112804762142100/



Auto, 100k

 

Been sat for 5 years. Good bodywork and interior. Still starts. We’d like it to go to a good home. You’ll need to pick up (but not drive away)

 

 

[wuvvum]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-VelSatis-seeks-passionate-hobbyist/283343000795

 

 

 

I strongly advise against reading the rest of the ad.

 

Basically it's an end of life heap offered for spares or repairs.

And yet I appear to have placed a bid on it.  Ho hum.

[New POD]

And yet I appear to have placed a bid on it. Ho hum.

I like the advert. Text is refreshing

[RobT]

If all that's broken is the soft close boot motor and the radio, then that Shatis is worth a punt.  Long MoT too.

[Aston Martin]

I'd have bid £25, had it been a petrol.

[Dan_ZTT]

 

Comes with Police Uniforms, truncheons, handcuffs etc.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMERICAN-POLICE-CAR-CHEVROLET-CAPRICE-LIGHTS-SIRENS-WEDDING-PROM-CAR/113563872771

 

what.
 

[davocano]

 

 

 

Item location: STAINES

 

 

 

Baby wipes will see them off.

[Coprolalia]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-760-GLE-Auto-2-8-V6-PRV/153341068690?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-80-swb-van-smiley-van/123598006962?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-American-V8-Turbo/183639610468?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

I'll be interested to see what this goes for, as I know of another one (dark green, Oxblood interior) which has been off the road for many years.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-Amazon-122s-Barn-Find/273658474443?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Coprolalia]

 

Cheeky 800 photobombing

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-620-GSDi-MOT-09-12-19-135K-DIESEL-LEATHER-RARE-CLASSIC-CAR-600/153321447845?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[eddyramrod]

Not up to date with this thread so apologies if this has been shared already, but it seems like a potential bargain for someone;

 

£95, in Worcester

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2112804762142100/

 

 

Auto, 100k

 

 

I like that a lot!

[eddyramrod]

I know I keep saying that I'm not in a position to do anything about things like the blue Volvo above, but... is anyone able to go and have a look at it for me?  And if I were then to buy it, is there some Shitely way we could get it up here?

That tells you how much I like the look of it!

[Med Tills]

Not up to date with this thread so apologies if this has been shared already, but it seems like a potential bargain for someone;

 

£95, in Worcester

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2112804762142100/

 

 

Auto, 100k

 

 

Now sold subject to collection drat.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-Rover-75-2-0-Turbo-Diesel-Classic-SE-181k-MOT-December-2019/303036689550?hash=item468e64ec8e:g:-ygAAOSw-iZcRdKt:rk:43:pf:0