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Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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Sorry I'm a couple of days behind on this thread but I cant let this pass without comment. This is the exact model I want, a 613/4. Mainly because it shares half it's dashboard with my Favorit. Air vents, big buttons, ash tray, heater control. All the same. I'd be right at home in here.

 

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Would prefer a darker colour and £18k is a bit steep for a big Favorit but still very much want.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Isn’t that Tatra a 613/3? I had a 613/4Mi which had the 220bhp fuel injected engine but I don’t remember the difference between the /3 and /4 carburettor versions

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Vectra-1-8-i-VVT-SRi-5dr/223231641743

 

1.8vvt, 100k miles, full test. I like these but would it be in any way better than a Carina 10/15 years it's senior without being a much bigger liability?

 

What a ridiculous question, it's way better than everything!

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Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Claude-the-famous-lobster-car-featured-on-childrens-tv-in-the-1980s-BARN-FIND/113492734349?hash=item1a6cb1b18d:g:mkQAAOSw4Y1cI-15:rk:4:pf:0

 

A bit of fibreglass and some pink/purple paint and the number could be changed to NOB 1.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Think of all the shit cars you've ever seen about
Like Hillman Avenger Gls and tigers, Hillman Minx
There are lots of fucked up cars in all this world
But have you ever seen a Punto that is pink?

 

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Think!

A Punto that is positively pink,

Well here he is, the pink Punto,
The wanky-spunk Punto,
Isn't he a Punto that is pink?

 

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He really is a heap of tat,
and what a killer, where's the filler, what a pile of shat

 

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It's in the dink - the pink Punto
The wanky tank Punto,
and it's as plain as your nose,
that it's a wob filled horror truly original,
Spunky wank Punto from head to toes

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-punto-1-2-no-reserve/273627376126?hash=item3fb57669fe:g:5LQAAOSwcnZcI-a0:rk:9:pf:0

 

 

£49 start, no reserve. As if.

 

 

 

You're the first bidder. Good luck.
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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Sorry I'm a couple of days behind on this thread but I cant let this pass without comment. This is the exact model I want, a 613/4. Mainly because it shares half it's dashboard with my Favorit. Air vents, big buttons, ash tray, heater control. All the same. I'd be right at home in here.

 

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Would prefer a darker colour and £18k is a bit steep for a big Favorit but still very much want.

If I'm forking out 20k for a 613 it will be one of Mr Bishop's RHD ones. It's nice but not that nice.

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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Been after a saloon from the 90's in the 2.0 - 3.0 engine range, talking to my dad at Christmas and ended up mentioning the old Ford Scorpios, the last models that are stylishly challenged, though "They must still be cheapish"

 

Oh how wrong I was...

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£6,996!!!

Okay it IS a Cozzie, looks in great condition, etc. But are they really worth that much? Its been a while since I last price checked these but from memory they were still the same price as LS400's. Guessing its they now fall into the 'FAST FOAD' price's due to it being a Cosworth and all...

 

At the other end of the scale is a non-Cosworth...

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 'only' a 2.3 with a low mileage of 66k and seems to be in good knick.

Priced at my level, at £1,750.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Slightly leggy 635CSI, but price isn’t too insane for a tidy one these days.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-BMW-635-CSI-AUTO/153287115482

 

(200k, £5.5k, MOT until May, to spare you the ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION M8 SO DONT ASK FOR ANY experience that is the listing.)

 

I stumbled upon it while looking for sensibly priced Granadas, pre that gopping bug eyed Scorpio excretion. That search is proving elusive. Found one for £13k, which made this 6er look particularly bargainous.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Fuck me, look at this Punch and Judy theatre on wheels!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-Ti-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal/392185089582

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Dash Lit Up Like A Christmas Tree For Obvious Reasons

 

It's anything but obvious for me, but I blame thinking processes along these lines:

 

 

E46 325 Ti M-Sport Drift Car Wide Arch Track Car Modified Road Legal

 

 

17" Deep Dish BBS Reps 10j Rear 9j Fronts All Tyres Were Brand New 2 Months Ago, Rear Nexan's 235/45/17 Front's Nexan 205/40/17 Fronts As New Rear Have Some Wear But Not Much

 

Only if the inside of your head is such a mess, you car can look like this terrible disaster does and the reasons for a dashboard to be lit up like a Christmas tree become obvious.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If those minging Granadas are really worth £6,995 (we all know they're not) just because they say 'Cosworth' on the engine, then shouldn't a Mk1 Seat Ibiza also be worth stupid money because of 'System Porsche'? Anyone who pays nigh on seven grand for that Scorpio is an idiot.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Been after a saloon from the 90's in the 2.0 - 3.0 engine range, talking to my dad at Christmas and ended up mentioning the old Ford Scorpios, the last models that are stylishly challenged, though "They must still be cheapish"

 

Oh how wrong I was...

s-l1600.jpg

 

£6,996!!!

Okay it IS a Cozzie, looks in great condition, etc. But are they really worth that much? Its been a while since I last price checked these but from memory they were still the same price as LS400's. Guessing its they now fall into the 'FAST FOAD' price's due to it being a Cosworth and all...

 

At the other end of the scale is a non-Cosworth...

s-l1600.jpg

 'only' a 2.3 with a low mileage of 66k and seems to be in good knick.

Priced at my level, at £1,750.

 

 

If those minging Granadas are really worth £6,995 (we all know they're not) just because they say 'Cosworth' on the engine, then shouldn't a Mk1 Seat Ibiza also be worth stupid money because of 'System Porsche'? Anyone who pays nigh on seven grand for that Scorpio is an idiot.

 

If I were after a 90s three litre waftbarge just for the heck of it, I'd be all over those Hyundai XG30s and piss on scene tax.

Finding one might be a bit challenging, but what's not to hate?

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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

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My heart is telling me to sell my Auris and buy that, it's delicious and I'm a sucker for a blue car.

 

My head tells me that I am a fucking idiot, it would ruin me and that my family would disown me.

 

Until I pulled up on the drive with it of course.

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