eBay tat volume 3.

3,940 · December 28, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Vauxhall-FB-VX4-90/223284257170?hash=item33fcc76192:g:IvQAAOSwTxJcEnk6:rk:30:pf:0

3,433 · December 28, 2018

Like a 1980's version of a Terry and June backdrop.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-Saloon/202550055924?hash=item2f28ec93f4:g:RR0AAOSwO-pcJgQc

I love buying cars when they're in that sort of neighbourhood, something very pleasant about meeting old people with a story to tell.

Their username is June! GIB!

9,460 · December 28, 2018

I quite like the look of this, time to flog the Thunderbird.

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/dodge-3700-gt-286010527.htm

64,592 · December 28, 2018

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1542022279.htm/

'selling because it is too low for me'

108,850 · December 28, 2018

List your 1927 car with shitty scans of 1927 photos.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-american-1927-Paige-5-passenger-sedan/123567861045

Yes, these are the only photos.

Then complement them with this description:

This is a restoration project.
All required parts are available to complete.

Please contact with any questions

I think it's the piss poorest showing we had in a long time.

What a clown.

12,816 · December 28, 2018

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1542022279.htm/

'selling because it is too low for me'

Beautiful. I'd have one in the garage of my French holiday home along with an early GS.

People pay £8000 for a shitty Escort. Bizarre.

64,592 · December 28, 2018

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1545080285.htm/

1300, 'a bit of bodywork needed' - ground up rebuild, then.

3,474 · December 28, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-monogram-Aubergine-diesel-CDTi-Contemp-premium-bumper-clutch-slipping/283319396031?hash=item41f726e6bf:g:aGEAAOSwPrtb8HO-:rk:2:pf:0

'
This is one rare car. The only Aubergine 75 Contemporary CDTI (diesel) that Longbridge ever produced'

Lovely advert to be fair, just as it should be done.

“Take the pictures on a gravel driveway, it’ll look well posh”

17,694 · December 28, 2018

I quite like the look of this, time to flog the Thunderbird.
https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/dodge-3700-gt-286010527.htm
Dodge-3700-GT-286010527_1.jpg
Dodge-3700-GT-286010527_2.jpg

Impressively shonky coachwork; styled by someone who's guide dog doesn't like cars?

9,280 · December 28, 2018

in a barn

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chevette-L-Automatic-Genuine-barn-find/292893680185?hash=item4431d2e239:g:ylIAAOSwTEZcJm10

12,816 · December 28, 2018

Shit the bed.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini/183607185108?hash=item2abfd74ed4:g:ly0AAOSwFAtcJRuC

"Only selling due to needing funds for new business".

Pray tell? Photography and car restoration? Ah yes. That £62 will go far on start up costs. Notice that it's been fitted with the standard Mini owner rear window sticker wanker pack. 'Berds the rules, rules the bends' and of course that charming classic, 'you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'.

Bless.