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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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How many fucked late model BMW's do you want today Sir?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3-series-318D-ES-2008/303001590109?hash=item468c4d595d:g:2lsAAOSwWW5cBDYS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-118d-2008/173699177871?hash=item2871471d8f:g:5FwAAOSwGIZcGopT

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-series-58-plate-non-runner-spares-or-repairs/323611704889?hash=item4b58c2be39:g:qBMAAOSwi3xcG~XS

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-116i-SE-spares-or-repair/264095445579?hash=item3d7d50b24b:g:xgkAAOSwtcRcGrcY

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-series-58-plate-non-runner-spares-or-repairs/332967447877?hash=item4d86680d45:g:ExgAAOSwBkNcG-rr

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-BMW-118D-2-0-M-SPORT-MANUAL-GOOD-HISTORY-DRIVES-BUT-JUMPS-OUT-OF-1ST-GEAR/273619522585?hash=item3fb4fe9419:g:MqMAAOSwXAxb~m0H

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3SERIES-318i-AUTOMATIC/173689588549?hash=item2870b4cb45:g:eP0AAOSwjoFcBAwM

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-318D-TOURING-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NON-RUNNER/283309132745?hash=item41f68a4bc9:g:t2EAAOSwo1lcEsUf

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-SERIES-1-6-116i-SE-5DR-2008-SPARE-AND-REPAIRS/401652466955?hash=item5d845a450b:g:MxAAAOSwm-Fb6r9w

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-1-series-116i-1-6-spares-or-repairs/153312263030?hash=item23b21f7b76:g:lxMAAOSwF8FcG1oS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-520D-SE-DIESEL-4-DOOR-SALOON-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NON-RUNNER/132875017382?hash=item1eeff7dca6:g:yogAAOSwLeFcA9lA

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Anybody  who plate rapes that Wraith or Guzzi should be condemned to eternal lease of a fucked One Series.

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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The Wraith is spectacular - I'd almost go as far and carefully brush painting it with a decent brush and coach enamel. It's a bit too tatty as is but fuck a full restoration.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's back...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-acclaim-1-3-CD-TRIO-1981-LONG-MOT-MUST-SEE/123556397040?hash=item1cc488fff0:g:laAAAOSwvqVcA-kc

 

He's after £1,000 for it on Facebook I think. Also pretty sure this is the lad I sold my Vectra diesel to a couple of years ago, so clearly he knows his onions when it comes to cars.

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Does he realise ads are not pay-per-word any more?

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bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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How many fucked late model BMW's do you want today Sir?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3-series-318D-ES-2008/303001590109?hash=item468c4d595d:g:2lsAAOSwWW5cBDYS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-118d-2008/173699177871?hash=item2871471d8f:g:5FwAAOSwGIZcGopT

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-series-58-plate-non-runner-spares-or-repairs/323611704889?hash=item4b58c2be39:g:qBMAAOSwi3xcG~XS

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-116i-SE-spares-or-repair/264095445579?hash=item3d7d50b24b:g:xgkAAOSwtcRcGrcY

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-series-58-plate-non-runner-spares-or-repairs/332967447877?hash=item4d86680d45:g:ExgAAOSwBkNcG-rr

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-BMW-118D-2-0-M-SPORT-MANUAL-GOOD-HISTORY-DRIVES-BUT-JUMPS-OUT-OF-1ST-GEAR/273619522585?hash=item3fb4fe9419:g:MqMAAOSwXAxb~m0H

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3SERIES-318i-AUTOMATIC/173689588549?hash=item2870b4cb45:g:eP0AAOSwjoFcBAwM

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-318D-TOURING-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NON-RUNNER/283309132745?hash=item41f68a4bc9:g:t2EAAOSwo1lcEsUf

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-1-SERIES-1-6-116i-SE-5DR-2008-SPARE-AND-REPAIRS/401652466955?hash=item5d845a450b:g:MxAAAOSwm-Fb6r9w

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-1-series-116i-1-6-spares-or-repairs/153312263030?hash=item23b21f7b76:g:lxMAAOSwF8FcG1oS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-520D-SE-DIESEL-4-DOOR-SALOON-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NON-RUNNER/132875017382?hash=item1eeff7dca6:g:yogAAOSwLeFcA9lA

 

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I don’t want any, not even for free but there seem to be plenty of mugs bidding on this rubbish...

Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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"

Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (3.5 (a))
  • Windscreen wiper not working (3.4 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (1.1.11 ©)
  • Nearside Outer Drive shaft joint constant velocity boot split or insecure, no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (6.1.7 (g) (ii))
  • Offside Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.1.3 ( (i))

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Official MOT remarks for that van.

 

"not much required for an MOT"

 

I suppose not much is required. Depends on how godlike you are at welding!

 

However, on the 5th January 2016, it got a pass, with the only advisory being slight body corrosion! Must have been left in the sea for a while.

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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KLF strike again...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/An-Immaculate-1-67-RHD-Renault-Alpine-A610-Turbos-with-Only-2-518-Miles/283278392471?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3D9f07ee05c32e4ecda0ffdbb83dffb416%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D223287181417%26itm%3D283278392471&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And the results are in, with bookie's favourite Lisa coming second

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROCHDALE-OLYMPIC/273620014309?hash=item3fb50614e5:g:M5wAAOSwVcVcHCCX

 

A gold I'm sure Clare Balding will be delighted with 

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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When I click on that link I go briefly to Skizzer's Elite thread and then onto a 2010 thread

about imPractical Classrelic mazazine. wtaf?

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/5286-practical-classics-anniversary-issue/page-1?do=findComment&comment=137746

Evidently the Autoshite server is a Goona II body control module.

 

"Oooh, it rained yesterday. What will it do today? Oh, the radio is blaring full volume and the left headlight is flashing saucy comments in Morse code. Marvellous."

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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When I click on that link I go briefly to Skizzer's Elite thread and then onto a 2010 thread

about imPractical Classrelic mazazine. wtaf?http://autoshite.com/topic/5286-practical-classics-anniversary-issue/page-1?do=findComment&comment=137746

It’ll be a dodgy earth somewhere.

 

Here’s a different link to the page on the thread (if you haven’t already gone off the idea by now): http://autoshite.com/topic/29082-skizzer’s-elite-lotushite/page-6

 

Disclaimer - it’s really not that exciting.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Set off towards car park entrance in spring...

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-308d-T1-Flatbed-Pickup-1989-F-reg/173664221665?hash=item286f31b9e1:g:meEAAOSw851b~l6C:rk:14:pf:0

 

£3,275 seems expensive, but considering you're going to spend every waking hour just trying to go to the Co-op 1/4 down the road, it's probably not bad value when you think of the use you'll have out of it.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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This came up while perusing eBay for Fiat X1/9s, inspiredby Faberge Greggs’s love story thread.

 

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F264095083747

 

Apparently it’s an NCF Torino. Mind you, the same person reckons it’s worth £3,950, so I’d not be taking his word for anything.

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