eBay tat volume 3.

[Remspoor]

This has been inflicted on me and thus I thought I should not be the only one to suffer.

For sale in NL.

https://www.autowereld.nl/citroen/2-cv/2cv6-special-stuurbekr-brede-banden-spoiler-apk-14-4-2019-28359476/details.html

 

Ducati box.

 

It makes me wobble

[Cavcraft]

Background porn!

 

 

Jay Davey, Facebook MarketPlace (Leicester, I think)

[Cavcraft]

Ticks everybox in Background Bingo:

 

Fat bloke: Check

 

Broken bikes: Check

 

White goods on lawn: Check

 

Motocross bike for popping to the Spar: Check.

 

Mobility scooter next door: Check

 

Painted numbers on wheelie bins: Check.

 

 

 

 

Facebook MarketPlace, Steve Mason (Hull, I think)

[meggersdog]

Have we had this v.early r8 yet ?

worth a look anyway.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-200-R8-214-Si-1990-Flame-Red-43k-miles-History/292738636153?hash=item4428951979:g:3n8AAOSwSc1bpgRa

[meggersdog]

just how I remember them 

with loads of rot

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Subaru-Brat-284-Pickup-EA81-1800cc-4x4-Restoration/292743739752?hash=item4428e2f968:g:k80AAOSwZKpbqk0t

[meggersdog]

lovely Sierra

complete with original battery terminals

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-0-DOCH-INJECTION-GHIA-HATCHBACK-AUTOMATIC-90K/153190597022?hash=item23aadf019e:g:pigAAOSwp8pbpgbi

[meggersdog]

VERY CLEAN NICE CAR

great description Marek

wheels need chucking in a skip mind you

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-100-c3-avant/132792481374?hash=item1eeb0c765e:g:OvkAAOSwSBhbp7d5

[meggersdog]

ooh, hello....

ecowreck though

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Calibra-2-0litre-16V/323463242375?hash=item4b4fe96287:g:s7wAAOSwetBbqAc1

[meggersdog]

it's gripped, it's sorted

let's offroad

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Samurai-JX-Off-Road-Green-Lane-1600cc-Vitara-Engine/292741845479?hash=item4428c611e7:g:YyYAAOSwnqpbqMUs

[Junkman]

Less than half an hour left!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-minor-1968-project-spares-repairs/323465394603

 

 

Someone needs to drink a lot in a very short time.

[meggersdog]

 for an additional £900 after the sale a current V5 registering the car as a 1952 Triumph roadster with all correct chassis and body plates and badges car be fitted in true hot rod style.

 

yeah sounds perfectly legal to me

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Indy-Car-style-Roadster-Built-by-US-hot-rodder-Cotton-Werksman-Audi-power/253899327976?

hash=item3b1d9449e8:g:oFQAAOSwSYpbrJNB

[cort16]

 

 

It comes with most of the engine parts 

 

Doesn't sound promising

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-928-1978/223165084359?hash=item33f5acf2c7:g:1EEAAOSw~4hbrLyJ

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-WOLSELEY-18-85-TAX-AND-MOT-EXEMPT-VERY-RARE-CAR/232943522472?hash=item363c8412a8:g:-TsAAOSw1tNbrQfj

[cort16]

MIB - Man In Bambi. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-motor-caravan/263960490472?hash=item3d754571e8:g:rVkAAOSwgYdbqkvV

[Mrcento]

Doesn't sound promising

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-928-1978/223165084359?hash=item33f5acf2c7:g:1EEAAOSw~4hbrLyJ

Reminds me of a car i messaged about a few years back

 

"Just needs a couple of small parts to finish"

 

Messaged seller, "Oh it's my sons car, i'll ask him what parts it needs"

 

half an hour later

 

"Hi mate, just needs an engine block, clutch and gearbox,"

 

I didn't buy it.

[Fumbler]

Doesn't sound promising

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-928-1978/223165084359?hash=item33f5acf2c7:g:1EEAAOSw~4hbrLyJ

Was that puddle produced by the car?

[Parky]

£250 will pay for an extensive course in How to use a DA and T-Cut. And you get to keep the Volvo after

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-S40-One-Owner-from-New-spares-or-repair/113271374799?hash=item1a5f8003cf:g:BvMAAOSwvoNblQ5w

[Cavcraft]

Shine bright like an NCF Diamond in the sky

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-hilux-Kit-Car-ncf-diamond/312249839660?hash=item48b38a702c:g:s9kAAOSw8MZbrLMi

[Cavcraft]

£7,995 buys you a portable pig house

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Domino-Mini-Pickup-2-2-Classic-Mini-Kit-Car/323470050868?hash=item4b50514634:g:MRQAAOSwSUJa-Do1

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-Transit-Recovery-Truck-Transporter-2-5-Diesel-MOT-Heathrow-Export/283182960920?hash=item41ef051118:g:K74AAOSwfp1bq8LR

 

'bulletin proof'

 

Now news is good news M8

[Cavcraft]

£5,500 and it's got the wrong engine and the shittest set of wheels imaginable

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ford-transit-mk3/202450137851?hash=item2f22f7f2fb:g:n1oAAOSwRUdbq8Vk

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-sri-Not-nova-gsi-astra-gte-calibra-viva-ople-ascona-manta-px/323470909195?hash=item4b505e5f0b:g:hTEAAOSwJr1bpk64

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/riley-kestrel/183457236416?hash=item2ab6e745c0:g:Dg4AAOSwo9Fa-IZy

 

'Very rare registration number'

[Stanky]

I reckon this is worth a mention

 

 

"May need SVC"

 

Uh huh.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/home-built-mini-based-car/192669893950?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D705fb1d3e1d74d2cb49d568401368a9f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D323468800745%26itm%3D192669893950&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A5ddfc956-c296-11e8-af69-74dbd18047b4%7Cparentrq%3A1cc826341660aa46549307cefff70e9f%7Ciid%3A1

[pompei]

That wedge thing is gopping!  But what are the wheels from? I'm thinking Skoda?

[Stanky]

Rover Meteor's apparently? Probably the least worst part of the entire thing!

[cros]

I sometimes doubt the value of ratings left for eBay listings

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-8-1938/132798131668

 

 

 

I have got a good running engine that can go with it at the right price

 

Just fuck a fucking duck.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-P6-2000-TC-saloon-1969-2-owners-from-new/123391297097

 

 

Up until I took charge of the car, it had been much loved

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-8-2-DOOR-SALOON-HOT-ROD-RAT/332822066399

 

 

HOT ROD RAT

 

Don't these people have a mother to fuck?

 

 

 

THE INTERIOR NEEDS RESTORING.

 

The fuck it needs.

 

 

 

 

ALL TYRES HOLD AIR BUT NEED REPLACING.

 

They need fuck all.