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Ross_K

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Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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Stupidest van ever

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-VOLKSWAG ... 6445053%26

(scuse the small pic, the ones ont advert are stupidly big)

 

--yeah good luck loading shit onto the back of that, and good luck not turning it on its head when you go round a corner. Also good luck not getting knocked off the M6 by an artic whilst you're trying to eke more than 43mph out of it.

 

Still 76,000 times nicer than a VW van of any description, although it is pretty shite, I admit.

 

It is a VW van.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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At least you'd struggle to fit a steel roofrack with a BMX and old suitcases strapped to it

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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That Espace ad is hilarious! :lol:

 

I fear that black Visa GT is going to become the new white 405, it's been on here at least twice since I put it up a few weeks ago and he still hasn't been arsed pulling it out the garage to get a decent pic of it.

 

Meanwhile, on the subject of small French chod for a grand, here's another R5 auto.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I enjoyed that Renner Espace advert, actally made me laugh unlike most eBay 'comedians'. Particularly liked this bit:

 

Front bottom suspension arms £300
Des Rank: Renault 16

Des

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Or an interesting way to die, arrested as a terrorist, get taken out by a budget firework, etc.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Another project GTV. I was seriously thinking about bidding on this as I have cash in my pocket after that Xantia affair and a mig that will work4electricity.

However my lockup is really short and I only just fitted a TR7 in it.

 

TR7 length: 4067mm

GTV length: 4260mm

 

Balls. I'm not sure I have that 20 cm to give.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/alfa-romeo-alfetta-gtv6-coupe-/281089560102?ssPageName=ADME:B:WNA:GB:1123

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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BRILLIANT EFFORT

 

I see he has taken the pictures of the bumpers. Are these as bad as the earlier ones for gaffer tape repairs or are they generally okay in comparison? Cant say I have noticed.

 

Yes!

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YES!

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YES!

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Oh....

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Tonka Rank: Austin Maxi

Tonka

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All Kit cars are shite and this one certainly is no exception

 

That's a coincidence,I think ALL french cars are shite............. :wink:

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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All Kit cars are shite and this one certainly is no exception

 

That's a coincidence,I think ALL french cars are shite............. :wink:

 

I don't think anyone will argue with you on that point.

 

Renault in their infinite wisdom informed me it was probably a spurious alarm caused by a weakened battery caused due to too many short journeys. Interpret this as 'we don't know what is wrong with it as it is far too complicated for its own good and our technicians can't use the diagnosis equipment
gallondrunk Rank: Austin Maxi

gallondrunk

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I would take either of those fine Detroit barges.

 

And this diesel Mondeo.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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2005 Rover 45 with 30k on it. Full leather, needs a wing though.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/05-ROVER-45-1-4-GLi-NEW-SHAPE-HPI-CLEAR-30K-MOT-NOV-TAXED-LEATHER-CHEAP-CAR-/261199467162?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd0b3929a

 

This is an unusual shade of green for a Rover 75. The interior looks suitably basic.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-classic-/171023183315?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d1c6add3

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