eBay tat volume 3.

12,955 · September 10, 2018

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zr/1312926022

131,487 · September 10, 2018

Good news, everyone, it's got the right engine

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-tipper-190-mk3-flat-bed-van-export-2-5-banana-engine-short-mot/263926538575?hash=item3d733f614f:g:90EAAOSwb2JblNQX

131,487 · September 10, 2018

Wrong section roulette for this little beauty*

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-xr3i-1986-D-reg-cabriolet-barn-find-project-1-owner/153174626063?hash=item23a9eb4f0f:g:oqsAAOSwuXNbaLxG

It does look quite bollocksed, mind.

4,906 · September 10, 2018

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/lotus/elan-m100/lotus-lotus-elan-elan-se-1990/9008052

This reminds me of a well used transformers toy.

131,487 · September 10, 2018

Love this, but for £9,995 you'd want better than a set of de-laminating SpunkuVulc re-treads

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Daf-2300-Turbo-8x4-Tipper-With-Hap-1710-Crane-Behind-Cab-With-Block-Grab/123362746482?hash=item1cb8fe2072:g:C3sAAOSwiSJblm31

131,487 · September 10, 2018

Three gees worth of welding and it's sat there ever since

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Horse-lorry-box-7-5t-3-horse/223139661114?hash=item33f429053a:g:-gkAAOSwfbpblrgm

Looks like they've done the right thing by painting out 'that' badge on the grille and refusing to mention the 'I' word on the advert.

131,487 · September 10, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jago-jeep-kit-car/312236755848?hash=item48b2c2cb88:g:52gAAOSwD3JblnGq

'im new to ebay.but im an honest guy .no bids from zero feedback without contacting me first'

Someone should message him and say that because he's new to eBay, he has to contact them before they'll bid on it. That'd learn him.

2,787 · September 10, 2018

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/volkswagen-others-k-70-gasoline-grey-3f78e469-9559-723e-e053-e250040acb5e

This is the only VW I lust after (with the possible exception of a Mk I Derby). Both have that lovely crisp styling which the Germans managed so well in the 70s.

And that Oldsmobile looks like a Mazda Cosmo a bit too.

131,487 · September 10, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kit-car-replica/123362821919?hash=item1cb8ff471f:g:X0IAAOSw8H1blnni

'Next door actually thinks it’s real'

Which leads me to consider a couple of things. Either next door haven't seen the urn containing your nan's ashes in the back...

..or spotted the fact that Ferrari didn't ask their 13 year old YTS lad to get his WarHammer paint out and colour in the dashboard when he was pissed...

...or this is actually next door...

15,089 · September 10, 2018

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/volkswagen-others-k-70-gasoline-grey-3f78e469-9559-723e-e053-e250040acb5e

I had one of those. It was gold.

131,487 · September 10, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-One-2004-Stunning-Car-Motorsport-Body-Kit-and-17-Team-Dynamic-alloys/142932547360?hash=item2147719720:g:39IAAOSw7thbg-EM

'has all the usual Mini refinements, Power Steering, ABS, electric windows, Radio CD player, central locking etc '

You wot m8? Power steering? ABS? E-fucking-lectric windows and a radio cd player?

8,695 · September 10, 2018

Orl ~~Vauxhalls~~ Chevys r shit.

This is so wrong it's gone through the full right/wrong spectrum, around the clock and arrived back in slightly wrong still. Therefore solid gold autoshite.

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Why are CSI inspecting the boot? Is there a body in that trunk?

27,044 · September 10, 2018

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1034419

September 10, 2018

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zr/1312926022

The spelling on that advert gave me a disease.

6,755 · September 10, 2018

You ain't seen nothing yet...

And these are the better ones. I shit you not!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

8,938 · September 10, 2018

Just one more thing.... You need to dress in a crumples suit and dirty old mac, and smoke cigars

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1006295

8,938 · September 10, 2018

This advert does not make sense, nice car though

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1027258

8,938 · September 10, 2018

How can a car be called a PLAH when it HAZ NOE TAYBULZ?

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1034401

15,089 · September 10, 2018

This advert does not make sense, nice car though

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1027258

Yer man's just flipping it on for about a grand more than he paid for it....

108,850 · September 11, 2018

This is the only VW I lust after

It's actually an NSU.

Ro80 - Rotary engine, NSU car development project number 80.

K70 - Kolbenmotor (piston engine), 70 PS.

VW inherited the K70 via the Audi NSU Auto Union AG takeover as a bastard child,

thus deliberately half arsed its marketing since it didn't fit their 'philosophy',

consequently the car never got the chance it deserved.

2,463 · September 11, 2018

Appropriate number plate.

28,547 · September 11, 2018

This advert does not make sense, nice car though

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1027258

Yer man's just flipping it on for about a grand more than he paid for it....

^This. Sold for £3k on eBay on 16 Aug to some idiot chancer who has ditched all the reasonably good photos, pasted the positive half of the description and added £750. Twat.

56,345 · September 11, 2018

This is quite possibly the most optimistic advert ive ever seen.

To recap:

Non runner.

No fluids.

No mot.

No history.

Needs sills.

Needs fuel tank.

Needs painted.

Needs windscreen.

Needs at least £1500 spent on it to make it good.

£600. No timewasters.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/301269274004743/

Pay £600, spend £1500, end up with a car worth £500.

1,537 · September 11, 2018

This is quite possibly the most optimistic advert ive ever seen.

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Screenshot_20180911-083041_Facebook.jpg

To recap:

Non runner.
No fluids.
No mot.
No history.
Needs sills.
Needs fuel tank.
Needs painted.
Needs windscreen.
Needs at least £1500 spent on it to make it good.

£600. No timewasters.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/301269274004743/

Pay £600, spend £1500, end up with a car worth £500.

FB_IMG_1535926224391.jpg

There just isn't enough Borgnine on this forum.

1,338 · September 11, 2018

This is quite possibly the most optimistic advert ive ever seen.

20180911_083131.jpg

Screenshot_20180911-083035_Facebook.jpg

Screenshot_20180911-083041_Facebook.jpg

To recap:

Non runner.
No fluids.
No mot.
No history.
Needs sills.
Needs fuel tank.
Needs painted.
Needs windscreen.
Needs at least £1500 spent on it to make it good.

£600. No timewasters.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/301269274004743/

Pay £600, spend £1500, end up with a car worth £500.

FB_IMG_1535926224391.jpg

And the original paint is pearlescent, bet thats easy to colour match*

28,494 · September 11, 2018

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/volkswagen-passat-l-gasoline-blue-032f9b6a-3354-5f11-e053-e350040aa9e6

Was there actually a lower spec than 'L'?

I think there must have been a ' C' , because these were also available with single round headlamps for that extreme poverty look. Does it say in the description if it's a saloon or hatch, impossible to tell from the pictures.

108,850 · September 11, 2018

Shitting Nora!

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=267252093&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=3500&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1975&pageNumber=3&scopeId=C&sortOption.sortBy=searchNetGrossPrice&sortOption.sortOrder=ASCENDING&searchId=e96ca66a-122c-00c3-a20d-402b39e3ea90

Want!

62,961 · September 11, 2018

Camaro resto project. Silly cheap at the moment.

108,850 · September 11, 2018

I think there must have been a ' C' , because these were also available with single round headlamps for that extreme poverty look. Does it say in the description if it's a saloon or hatch, impossible to tell from the pictures.

It doesn't say. Would you like me to ask the seller?

62,961 · September 11, 2018

Shitting Nora!

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=267252093&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=3500&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1975&pageNumber=3&scopeId=C&sortOption.sortBy=searchNetGrossPrice&sortOption.sortOrder=ASCENDING&searchId=e96ca66a-122c-00c3-a20d-402b39e3ea90

Want!

Every time I see an E3 for sale I have a little cry at how cheaply I sold mine.

eBay tat volume 3.

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