eBay tat volume 3.

[Snipes]

Do we have a term for Pogweaseled in blue?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CARINA-E/332694974528

Junkman posting up a Carina E? Hackers gonna hack?

[lesapandre]

This looks a bit alright.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-300E-auto-1987-petrol/173374930348

 

 

I give it a honorary

 

 

 

"Only thing that needs attention is map holder on rear of passenger seat."

[RobT]

Be like me only with less rust, a working speedo, and various other better things no doubt.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-2-0I-CD-AUTO-ONE-OWNER-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY/173377580973?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3D8f9ac8d5c7cc4780a59e720518a42231%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D253521012122%26itm%3D173377580973&_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042

[busmansholiday]

Admit it, you need this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-BMC-J4-CLASSIC-VAN-FOR-RESTORATION-RARE-2595/263771752387

Err, yes, but it's about £2500 over priced. They were though fun* to drive back in the 70's on a hot day with the door open and no seat belt on.

[cort16]

Excuse me sonny can you reach up and get me that escort from the top shelf I can't reach it?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197041637784294

[M'coli]

Be like me only with less rust, a working speedo, and various other better things no doubt.

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-2-0I-CD-AUTO-ONE-OWNER-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY/173377580973?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3D8f9ac8d5c7cc4780a59e720518a42231%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D253521012122%26itm%3D173377580973&_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042

That is lovely, but it's somewhat lacking... ...a clutch pedal.

[Timewaster]

Someone actually bid on this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-GS-1-5-TGI-Excite-s-s-5dr/283020430442

 

 

Unbelievable.

The bid is only £1k. I think I'd have a punt at a grand.

 

No more mind. And it would need a full tank of fuel.

 

And tax.

 

And servicing package.

[cort16]

Camper project

 

 

5 star accomodation

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cargo-wide-wheel-span-cable-pull-spares-repair-motorhome-project-barn-find/173287734955?hash=item2858c0feab:g:PuQAAOSwpiFa4HW-

[Asimo]

Closest we're gonna get to a beige Lonsdale wagon today.

 

 

 

 

Sell Plymouth Reliable Hemi 2.6 in need of a restoration engine working interiors in very good condition need a painting has no rotten and needs to repair the only gearbox in portugal

https://www.custojusto.pt/faro/ligeiros-passageiros/outras-marcas-plymouth-reliante-hemi-2-6-25973133

[Asimo]

Exempt from everything

Needs a good hoovering

Just for once, no one has pinched the air cleaner

 

https://www.custojusto.pt/braga/descapotavel-coupe/outras-marcas-outra-nao-listada-henry-j-coupe--25843355

 

Straight six         check

 

Sidevalve           check

 

Split screen        check

 

Obscure             check

 

Two door           check

 

Cheap enough   check

 

Pre-'86               check

[barrett]

That Henry J is mega!

[11001010]

 

https://www.truckscout24.com/search/eng/detail.asp?vehicletype_id=10&vehicle_id=17771220&make=0&mid=14&page=2&AllowNext=1&language=eng&price_type=2

[Cavcraft]

Camper project

 

 

 

5 star accommodation

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cargo-wide-wheel-span-cable-pull-spares-repair-motorhome-project-barn-find/173287734955?hash=item2858c0feab:g:PuQAAOSwpiFa4HW-

 

Imagine the disappointment if there aren't more spiders legs on show in the bongo mags hidden in the cupboards, than on the actual spiders roaming round?

[Cavcraft]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-50-Series-Dropside-Lorry-Tipper-1980-Very-Rare-4000cc-Classic-Lorry/123208455821?hash=item1cafcbd68d:g:UY4AAOSwEjlbLpQi

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-TN-550-Pick-Up-549cc-Petrol/263631583477?hash=item3d61aab8f5:g:szkAAOSwH~ta3wvE

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-B10M-PLAXTON-PARAMOUNT-3500/132675535034?hash=item1ee41400ba:g:2tQAAOSwdNZbLziW

[Cavcraft]

We're all goin on a summer B011-iday

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Transit-Horsebox-Diesel/153070527920?hash=item23a3b6e5b0:g:ZwAAAOSwbShbLJ5q

 

 

'It's a little known fact that the father of England star Danny Welbeck is a bomb disposal expert called Stan'

[Cavcraft]

'...and you did sort that Scottish holiday out for us, didn't you dear? You know, the executive luxury home on wheels with it's own running water and patio area?'

 

YEP!

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1950s-touring-caravan/323313701033?hash=item4b46ff90a9:g:LPwAAOSw6AlbLWGx

[Asimo]

Needs paint

Portal axles

Sidevalve V8

 

Local too!  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-Marmon-1959-Army-Military-Truck-MOT-TAX-Exempt-French-Unimog-Road-Legal/153072078590?hash=item23a3ce8efe:g:QWcAAOSw3ItbLcFR

[Cavcraft]

 

£125, Wuvvumshire

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2CV-Cab-shell-with-doors-keys-and-DVLA-docs/202349805487?hash=item2f1cfcffaf:g:itgAAOSwgcVbJifp

 

 

Got to be a good few quid in that for someone I'd have thought, even if you just made one of those hopeless 'office desk' things or a barbeque, or something.

[Cavcraft]

Ten grand plus £600 shipping!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Rover-SD1-Vitesse-Low-Mileage-NO-Rust-Air-Conditioning-UK-Registered/153073801232?hash=item23a3e8d810:g:9FEAAOSw3bxbCyUF

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-Traveller-1960-black-with-excellent-red-trim-seats-spares-repair/323315792246?hash=item4b471f7976:g:qSsAAOSwJRxbL5~t

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-1-6-LS-VERY-ORIGINAL-1-OWNER-81K-MILES-FACTORY-SUNROOF-BARN-FIND/142843139731?hash=item21421d5693:g:7BIAAOSwLS5bL2Nn

 

 

*Warning: 

 

Flowery worded advert from someone who sounds like he probably says 'juxtaposed' a lot.

[Cavcraft]

One's an old tub that's been left in the garden, the other is a bath

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-240-glt-estate/123209667243?hash=item1cafde52ab:g:KjMAAOSwDw9bL2WX

 

V. impressive photobombing skills by that old aeroplane.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-barn-finds/253708405344?hash=item3b12330a60:g:VV4AAOSwY3tbL3tS

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CITROEN-AX-ECHO-PLUS-1-1-PETROL-MANUAL-IN-WHITE-XXX-ONLY-48-000-MILES-XXX/323312953165?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D7cc0bb8fc0ca4154a093fa25fa5ad288%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D202349805487%26itm%3D323312953165&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-ax-50-000-miles/123171668556?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D96cb1acf35f947238bd0200a316cf2c0%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D323312953165%26itm%3D123171668556&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Visa-Super-E/253694329394?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D3c2fd8444d984c87b2ddcdc41b0f2114%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D123171668556%26itm%3D253694329394&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-BX-1-6-PETROL-HATCHBACK/202348285417?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D5ce5fd770bda42fda28de3de6592ee96%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D273299149410%26itm%3D202348285417&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Dyane-Van-1979/132671611458?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D1ee10dca6c4a4de397812b5b45af1f3e%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D9%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D202348285417%26itm%3D132671611458&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851