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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Monza-3-0-CPE/362357123764?hash=item545e2aeab4:g:QloAAOSwBnZbJpC1

 

 

*Non original paint (been told done in the 80’s or 90’s)

 

*told it’s a good quality job

 

*been told it needs setting up properly/timing doing)

 

*been told this could be bollocks

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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*'Been told it's not a rotten heap of shit'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-LX-5-Door/153071319936?hash=item23a3c2fb80:g:mt0AAOSwhkVa9WPN

 

'legendary'

 

 

If this car went back in time, stopped the H bomb falling, lobbed a jonny on Maggie Thatcher's dad's cock, punched Donald Trump in the face and ended world poverty, it'd still be about as fucking legendary as my love life.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hmm, wonder what this button does?

 

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SPROINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-vintage-retro-classic-trailer-tent-caravan-one-of-a-kind/292608333594?hash=item4420d0d71a:g:rc0AAOSw-W9a~GoY

 

'I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, and half way through the guy on the triangle disappeared'

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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Easy project or complete nightmare? Rather red MG ZR in Oswestry requires more competent owner. Guy changed timing belt and water pump and “now it won’t run”. Could be a couple of degrees of adjustment is all that’s needed, or he might have mangled all the valves trying to start it...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zr-1-4-11-months-mot-spares-or-repair-04-reg/223024262103?hash=item33ed482bd7:g:IuAAAOSw6bhbKSLC

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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I don't remember Moskvich being heavy to drive. Vague and wandery yes, but not heavy. Should be on crossply remoulds of course. But that does look like a nice one.

davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

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Quite possibly the dodgiest listing for a car ever seen.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-c5-2.0-hdi-2001-4-months-free-insurance-/1302452512

 

 

 

Citroen C5 2.0 Hdi 2001 4 months free insurance!!!!

 

 

 

 

just changed 3 tyres and complete suspension pump, also had abs sensor,. alternator plus belt and tensioner changed and front seats replaced and more,car is on eu plates and has insurance on it ready to drive for anymore info call me or text me

 

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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It has been a fun week and eBay has granted us with some amazing discoveries.  Some should have remained undiscovered.

 

Not this though.

 

Some good photos might be good though.

 

Renault 2cv Convertable Barn Find [sic] on eBay

 

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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Hi.  I have just washed the Barn Find for you.

 

Im sure one of the "Joys" of unearthing old cars is the smell, the spiders and the washing away the years of neglect.  Perhaps thats just me.

 

Mini Mayfair Automatic - on eBay

 

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So.. no longer a barn find?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Easy project or complete nightmare? Rather red MG ZR in Oswestry requires more competent owner. Guy changed timing belt and water pump and “now it won’t run”. Could be a couple of degrees of adjustment is all that’s needed, or he might have mangled all the valves trying to start it...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zr-1-4-11-months-mot-spares-or-repair-04-reg/223024262103?hash=item33ed482bd7:g:IuAAAOSw6bhbKSLC

 

*Watch listed.

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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Some great stuff in the barn in the background on this one.

 

Heres a fact nobody wanted - I once drove on of these to Morocco and gave it to a nice Irish bloke that lived there.  Its probably still alive.

 

1991 Saab 9000 auto - on eBay

 

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Tamworthbay Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-LX-5-Door/153071319936?hash=item23a3c2fb80:g:mt0AAOSwhkVa9WPN

 

'legendary'[/size]

 

 

If this car went back in time, stopped the H bomb falling, lobbed a jonny on Maggie Thatcher's dad's cock, punched Donald Trump in the face and ended world poverty, it'd still be about as fucking legendary as my love life.[/size]

To be fair they were legendary, sadly for all the wrong reasons. Widely regarded as the worst car Ford UK have ever sold. I drove a few and they were meh but not as bad as made out imho.
Matt Rank: Renault 16

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Forgive me if we've had this already but

 

6 months MOT

 

£499 - Open to offers

 

Drivers door a bit rusty but I'm sure the days of getting an MOT'd Panda for £500 or less have already been and gone? It's in East Sussex.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/173356388953

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