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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Aussie Based Citroen XM

 

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Located just down the road from me for very little money. It is a car I used to see regularly untill March when I presume it was pranged.

It is the only XM I have ever seen in Australia outside of a Citroen Club gathering.

 

Hypothetically, if I bought this, how long will it take it to ruin my life?

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/nowra/cars-vans-utes/citroen-xm-97-hatchback-hydraulic-suspension-v6/1183434676

stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

stephen01

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Aussie Based Citroen XM

 

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Located just down the road from me for very little money. It is a car I used to see regularly untill March when I presume it was pranged.

It is the only XM I have ever seen in Australia outside of a Citroen Club gathering.

 

Hypothetically, if I bought this, how long Would i be winning at life for?

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/nowra/cars-vans-utes/citroen-xm-97-hatchback-hydraulic-suspension-v6/1183434676

 

EFA

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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EFA

 

I could well be one of the lucky 12 Australians with a roadworthy XM.

 

Yes, there are only 12 road-going XMs in Oz.

 

*Data sourced from an Aussie Citroen club

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Aussie Based Citroen XM

 

$_20.JPG

 

$_20.JPG

 

Located just down the road from me for very little money. It is a car I used to see regularly untill March when I presume it was pranged.

It is the only XM I have ever seen in Australia outside of a Citroen Club gathering.

 

Hypothetically, if I bought this, how long will it take it to ruin my life?

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/nowra/cars-vans-utes/citroen-xm-97-hatchback-hydraulic-suspension-v6/1183434676

 

Wow, I didn't know you could get the XM with a tan leather interior! Further proof that most Europeans buying any executive car really had very, very boring taste, opting for grey, or maybe black if they felt especially adventurous on that day...

MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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Mk3 golf spares or repair:

 

Quote:

 

'CAT S, VERY CLEAN PRE - ACCIDENT'

 

'TO LOOK AT IT YOU COULD NOT TELL WHERE IT IS DAMAGED'

 

'IT HAS HAD A LOW IMPACT TO DRIVERS REAR, CLOSING THE DRIVERS REAR DOOR GAP SLIGHTLY.'

 

 

 

Classified Ad price:

£795.00
 
MOT checker says fresh MOT so you can literally drive it straight into the sea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Golf-MK3-1-4-Match-Spares-or-Repair/173288212506?hash=item2858c8481a:g:sH4AAOSw43Ba4FeU

  • jumpingjehovahs and outlaw118
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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Spice anyone.....

 

For Sale: classic cars REG T719ADM

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-REG-T719ADM/192529771400?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D50546%26meid%3D4f03b16b5913491886e81df62b6b7c70%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D183217027562%26itm%3D192529771400&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

Quote 'MOT 30/04/2019 Need Spice'

 

 

 

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  • Squire_Dawson and Aston Martin
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MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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No Thymme wasters. Hurry up before its tarragon.

Dill, It looks like a tidy little car.

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Dill, It looks like a tidy little car.

Let me know if you want to view. Got another bloke cumin.

  • S2000, Pillock and Rusty_Rocket
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Rusty V8 P6 with shagged seats found in a sideways barn.  450 quid seems a little steep given its condition, but I know the prices of these things have gone daft recently.

 

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  • MorrisItalSLX and Junkman
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This E46 would be of little interest were it not fitted with a Hartman Lardons sound system. :?

 

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MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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Let me know if you want to view. Got another bloke cumin.

No M8, looking at a saffron later

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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No M8, looking at a saffron later

Sounds ideal for a collection Caper.

S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Hello, Im phoning about the Car, do you think I can use it to promote my Stickleback business?

 

time to sell my weekend toy due to the lack of use and relisting due to a time waster, owned for the last 8 years and in my ownership it has never seen wet tarmac or rain

 

Is that because you look like a bell end when driving in in daylight?

 

It has a PlayStation 2

 

Have you ever kissed a Girl, and is the TV Screen in the boot to hide victims?

 

It has a Powerflow quad, carbon exhaust 

 

Must make that wheezy 1800 sound like a Nun Farting

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Highly-modified-ex-show-car-Vaxuhall-Astra-convertible/253610883789?hash=item3b0c62facd:g:x2AAAOSwwAFa8efG

  • outlaw118, Junkman and Lacquer Peel
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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Aussie Based Citroen XM

 

$_20.JPG

 

$_20.JPG

 

Located just down the road from me for very little money. It is a car I used to see regularly untill March when I presume it was pranged.

It is the only XM I have ever seen in Australia outside of a Citroen Club gathering.

 

Hypothetically, if I bought this, how long will it take it to ruin my life?

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/nowra/cars-vans-utes/citroen-xm-97-hatchback-hydraulic-suspension-v6/1183434676

See Datsuncog for details.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Historic-Commercial-Shelvoke-Drewry-1963-S-D-Recovery-Breakdown-Lorry-Truck/132617502681?hash=item1ee09e7fd9:g:0noAAOSw51Va9CLO

 

'Ideal for Weddings'

 

Can see that ending well on the big day when a bin wagon that's been converted to tow in broken down bin wagons rolls up to collect the lucky* bride.

  • somewhatfoolish, Skizzer and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'You join us live at CBBC News, where Sooty's hearse has briefly stopped outside Matthew Corbett's house as a mark of respect'

 

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Prosecco-Van-Mobile-bar-Piaggio-Ape-TukTuk/112981100488?hash=item1a4e32c7c8:g:PZMAAOSw-INa8bnK

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shit it's head gasket, awful to drive, old fashioned and should have been consigned to the scrap heap when it was 6 months old. But enough about the Iv*co, look at this Sudden Accident 301...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seddon-Atkinson-tractor-unit/183216225574?hash=item2aa889bd26:g:yzYAAOSwKT9a8fgk

  • Junkman and Lacquer Peel
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