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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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What? You want a money pit you say? Must be of festering quality you say? Must have a rotary engine with fuel fed from a bottle you say? But in the perfect colour you say? Well in just 7 hours time this level of heartache and more could be yours.

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-NSU-Ro80/282927807028

 

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It's either that or find a seven-grand one powered by a Ford V4.....

 

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Cheap Skip

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Street-KA-convertible/253577717290?hash=item3b0a68e62a:g:W8sAAOSwSXFa2TZx

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And a £50 one in Brum - MOT expires the day before the auction ends

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-KA-Luxury-3-Door-Hatchback-Petrol-2003-76-000-miles-Manual/222939561181?hash=item33e83bbcdd:g:XxIAAOSweI9a3NfH

 

 

Advisory notice item(s)
  • vehicle generally corroded throughout

Nothing that LOTS of underseal wont cure.

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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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“Creme de fucking menthe, I’ve just thought of something. Can anyone sink of somewhere suitable to store the spare wheel on zis absolutement warehouse of une van with shitloads of ze space in it zat we’ve designed?”

 

“On top of ze engine Pierre?”

 

“Zut a-fucking-lors, spot on suggestement Jean-Paul”

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Simply buy this for £9,950 then fill it full of fair trade pesto fajita hummus bean rolls, roll up in Brighton and make your fortune

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CA-Classic-catering-van-Mot-Tax-Exempt-1960-split-screen/253577518890?hash=item3b0a65df2a:g:f30AAOSwdjha3Le4

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Simply buy this for £9,950 then fill it full of lorne sausage and veg oil, roll up to Shitefest and make lots of strange people very happy.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CA-Classic-catering-van-Mot-Tax-Exempt-1960-split-screen/253577518890?hash=item3b0a65df2a:g:f30AAOSwdjha3Le4

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Must have missed that bit where £350's worth of crap car becomes £3,000

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-740IL-E38-spares-repairs-damaged-non-runner-V8-Private-plate-Leather-custom/323222214933?hash=item4b418b9915:g:vfcAAOSw2u1a3dgX

 

'Plate reads SHANTI'

 

1) It's not a private plate

2) No it doesn't

3) Get out of town.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-Indian-drifter-Vulcan-vn1500-custom-chopper/183192850022?hash=item2aa7250e66:g:TygAAOSw3Mpazd8I

 

The front mudguard looks like a papier-mache Centurion's helmet, skilfully* finished with granddad's cut off pyjamas.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-Chopper-Custom-Chop-One-Of-a-kind/282935801800?hash=item41e049b7c8:g:270AAOSwLh9a3Ot9

 

'a complete one off custom chopper'

 

Oh good.

 

'There's not many of these about'

 

I wonder if that's because it's a one off?

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-Chopper-Custom-Chop-One-Of-a-kind/282935801800?hash=item41e049b7c8:g:270AAOSwLh9a3Ot9

 

'a complete one off custom chopper'

 

Oh good.

 

'There's not many of these about'

 

I wonder if that's because it's a one off?

Wow.

I mean

Wow.

 

I could just see myself wobbling down Morecambe prom on that with a pisspot lid and mirror shades.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201804205755721

 

Just had an MOT standard welding job, but I still like this auto. I'd chuck the wheel trims off the Pier to add to the worlds plastic problems tho.

 

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Pretty sure that I owned that a couple of years ago now.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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What's the 1.4 like in auto flavour? I think I'd give an auto 1.2 a miss!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What's the 1.4 like in auto flavour? I think I'd give an auto 1.2 a miss!

 

Not quite as dire as you'd think, but also not quite a ball of fire.

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