eBay tat volume 3.

[Felly Magic]

Stateside spec Postman Pat van with bonus RHD

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMC-jeep-cj5-postal-jeep/292509986384?hash=item441af42e50:g:wCEAAOSwpxFaw-ki

 

[Junkman]

hotrod

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hotrod/123060685720

 

Everything hurts, except for my arse, which itches.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500S-V8-Manual-One-owner-from-new-just-20-000-recorded-miles-reg-1973/162983126262

 

 

One owner from new, just 20,000 recorded miles.

 

Shall we have a look at the combination brake/clutch fluid reservoir then?

 

 

 

Well, fuck you very much, then.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-1-6-Auto-52000/282912905615

 

 

I bought it a few years ago as an investment as all cars of this age are appreciating in value.

 

Wrong. People are merely asking daft prices for them now. This does not constitute an appreciation in value.

 

 

i have now lost my storage

 

And how much did that cost over the past few years?

[bunglebus]

Unfucked Onion, anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Orion/273146130701

It's that good, it has a Pinto AND a CVH!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-series-2-1978-classic-car/183163507711

 

 

only reason I haven't re-tested it is because its exempt from May, but ill happily put 12 months test on it for £100 to cover my time and the test once the auction has finished and deposit received

 

Either he is so skint that he can't whack some petrol in it and pay 35 quid for a test, or he is incredible stupid.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cadillac/263588218071

 

Although the place looks like Albania in 1978, I pressurised the watchlist button.

[Junkman]

Kajira!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Toyota-Crown/253540761897

[Felly Magic]

DO NOT PAINT 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Pontiac-Bonneville-Tripower-2-door-hardtop/282878657368?hash=item41dce1c358:g:3kkAAOSwiqdao6iY

 

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fabrique-Nationale-AS24-1965-Belgian-AirPortable-off-road-military-vehicle-Bike/332610048451

 

 

Belgian AirPortable off road military vehicle

 

Holy shit, if whatever enemy didn't manage to kill them, that thing sure would have.

The entire Belgian army, that is.

[Junkman]

Oh give me a fucking break!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-CHRYSLER-NEWPORT-POLICE-CAR/142745440079

 

Now needs roof and bootlid holes welding and a total repaint.

 

Wankers.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-oldsmobile-cutlass-supreme/323187352519

 

 

 

So totally watchlisted, like.

[Parky]

Why buy a Honda tomorrow when you can buy this Honda Today??

 

Kei Cars have come a long way - unless this was Anchans attempt at building a home made civic but he converted the inches to centimetres by mistake

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Honda-Today-Kei-car-660cc-retro-cool-Jdm-import-Bike-engine/312101472306?hash=item48aab28832:g:edMAAOSwOGVawpSs

[Junkman]

Okay, guys, and now for the protocol.

 

I just found the ONLY POSSIBLE next car for Eddyramrod.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Cadillac-Sedan-De-Ville-8-2-Litre-V8-Superb-Condition/152969900034

 

Behold how much longer than a British house it is!

[Parky]

Bloody Nora, that boot alone is as long as my house is wide!

[Junkman]

Also available in shrunken.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Cadillac-Seville-Elegante/302692712779

 

 

That a finger, I hope?

 

 

I am reluctantly having to part with Charlotte.

 

Scary shit.

 

 

 

But she broke down in January and since then she has had pick up coil, coil, ign mod, cap, rotor, brush, leads and plugs, a recon ECM and starter and recon Throttle body. None of which have remedied the fault preventing her starting.

 

I'd start with checking the fuse for the fuel pump, me.

[hpi_matrix]

 

 

VTEC Y0000!!11!!

 

Would actually have a bid on this if it had MOT (and was under £1K)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-logo-d16z6-swap-modified-sleeper-fast-car-type-r/273137836181?hash=item3f9848a095:g:CvYAAOSwsO1awQvm

 

 

[Ghosty]

That's the kind of stupid thing I'd do, except with an autobox for added insanity.

[Junkman]

Buy a fucking Jaaaaag, for God's sake.

[MorrisItalSLX]

A neither white, nor black DS420.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Daimler-DS420-Limousine/142748028450

 

Check out the totally straight* edges of the sills, they must have ran out of wob by that point as they appear to have used it all on the passenger side rear quater.

 

That being said, if this was in my neck of the woods for that price it would be my daily transport within a week.

[Quiller]

Aaaaagh

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/MR2-project-car-lamborghini-ferrari/232724567946?_mwBanner=1&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F0%2F0%2F0%3Fmpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fulk%252Fitm%252F232724567946%26rvr_id%3D0&ul_noapp=true

[Junkman]

Check out the totally straight* edges of the sills, they must have ran out of wob by that point as they appear to have used it all on the passenger side rear quater.

 

That being said, if this was in my neck of the woods for that price it would be my daily transport within a week.

 

Yeah, it's ever so slightly a tad shite, innitt?

[ChinaTom]

It's a terrible circus tractor that needs a complete refurb.

What have these poor cars done to be treated like that?

 

 

How can you make this

 

 

out of something like this

 

 

then step back, look at it and say 'oh yeah, I improved it'???

Leccy windows and winder handles? Are these handles for quarterlights?

 

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[Youngteam]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/405-turbo-diesel-35000-ono/1293718702

 

405 Turbo Diesel with MOT until end of the month £350

[doug]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/1983-reliant-fox-utility-850cc-..-rare-classic-may-swap-/1293687135

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/1983-reliant-fox-utility-850cc-..-rare-classic-may-swap-/1293687135

Local too. When are you going to pick it up?

[doug]

Local too. When are you going to pick it up?

Is this what you are on your way to pick up??!!

[cort16]

Haha no, not quite my collection is much more mid life crisis.

[Floatylight]

Looks like a decent buy for someone... '94 Rover 214 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1803271219979314

 

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[mercrocker]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Beta-Sedan-2L-1977-Garage-Find/112918994469

 

 

 

That must be a first in human history!

It's so unusual in fact, that even the term "V5C" appears to be unknown in that area.

 

 

Timeline.....1986.   Missus was up the duff and about to cut 50percent of our earned income.  I had a fucked GSA and about £76.50 in record tokens and foreign currency.   We needed another car.   Local sheepskin had 3 at my price plus the Shitroen - a Beta exactly like this one, a Snapdragon Maxi with a suspicious tilt and a bilious orange Chevette with a Mountney wheel.   Lusted after the Beta, laughed at the Maxi and went home in the Shove-it but if my arse wasn't twitching about the Thatcher-era mortgage it would definitely have been the Lancia.