eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

 

Van

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Van/253548778066

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-mk1-karman-clipper-cabby-custom-Caddy-pickup-unfinished-project/273148770418

 

 

Has had so much spent on parts and labour

[Junkman]

What kind of a wedding must that have been???

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj8-4-Litre-Sovereign-LWB/132573722642

 

 

 

It has been without doubt the most comfortable, most reliable and stunning looking car that I have owned over the last 40 years.

 

 

...strip down and rebuild of the auto gearbox...

 

So a shagged Jaaaag that shat its gearbox has been his most comfortable, most reliable and stunning looking car over the last 40 years?

And I always thought my life was a meaningless piece of shit.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-1-9TD-RELISTED-DUE-TO-TIME-WASTER/282915600607

 

 

Needs to go to a loving citroen enthusiast like myself!

[Junkman]

 

Alpha

 

It can't be that difficult to copy a name from a badge without misspelling it.

It just can't.

 

Can it now?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alpha-Romeo-Spider/292513858881

 

Good* photo, too.

[Junkman]

Even a yellow floppytop fails miserably to make this place less grim.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-megane-1-6e-cabriolet/323193173014

[Junkman]

 

Robin Reliant Barn Find Project Only Fools and Horses Van

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Robin-Reliant-Barn-Find-Project-Only-Fools-and-Horses-Van/132569911194

 

 

will require a trailer as you will not be able to drive on the road as it doesn't have an MOT

 

I will be in six weeks.

[Squire_Dawson]

What on Earth? What's wrong with Junkman? That's several loads of modern Eurotrash been uploaded.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-300E-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/162983345258

 

 

And now look:

 

[panhard65]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-3-1-3HL-ONE-LADY-OWNER-FOR-31-YEARS-ONLY-46K-MILES/273139089252?hash=item3f985bbf64:g:JUQAAOSwBK5awjJ6

 

snapdragon..........

 

 

its badged as a lowley "L" so i don't think it would have had these quad lights (which look so very fine on an allegro) or the headrests from the factory, but i wouldn't let that stop me.

if only i had not bought that hatefull little shitbox mini, i'd be all over this like fleas on a dog..... FUCK!!

It looks like they fixed the big hole under the rear window since they bought it for 1500 quid

[Junkman]

What on Earth? What's wrong with Junkman? That's several loads of modern Eurotrash been uploaded.

 

What???

 

As far as I can see not a single thing I posted is even from this century.

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-2500-S-Estate-car/192501181513?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3D63c8f8e78c074d16beb84bc9e6b76af1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D323197882776%26itm%3D192501181513&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-xm/273144399511

 

 

front breaks

 

They all do that, sir.

 

 

no leeks

 

 

Please have some.

 

[Jim Bergerac]

6cylinder Pug:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Peugeot-406-3-0-V6-Manual-Saloon-Full-Black-Leather-140k/323130285319?

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-626-Auto/112917007341

 

 

He realised how shit that photo is, so he took a better one:

 

 

 

Battery was a few months old before car was off the road

 

My grandpa's pacemaker battery was a few months old when he died.

 

Jeezuz fucked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-S500-Limo-Auto/332610853035

 

 

This car has been left standing in the garage for 3+ years.  When taken out the fuel pump not working but engine in perfect order.

 

 

OK. How can one possibly tell what condition an engine is in when the fuel pump is fucked on a car that's been left standing for 3+ years?

 

Oh, I see!

 

[Felly Magic]

Paging Eddy to the beige courtesy phone

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chevy-day-van-1996-auto/222885168912?hash=item33e4fdc710:g:MzcAAOSwcO1ajvHK

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Is that Savvy selling the Septic Mk9 ?

[Felly Magic]

Fire, brimstone and thermonuclear device, fucking Fraud Exploder in wrong hand drive!!! Seller needs firstly kicking in the cock, then hot sauce pouring on their testes, then a load of fire ants dumping on their crotch, harsh, but very fair

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Explorer-Luxury-4x4-85K-Miles-Gotham-City-Police-Livery-Equipment/232699793859?hash=item362dfd11c3:g:tnwAAOSwAwFaq7Bk

 

[Junkman]

spares or repair

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-or-repair/302693898193

 

 

[Felly Magic]

Being a Jag, I shall use the phrase 'it's fucked M9'

[Junkman]

Further ignoring Squire Dawson, look how terminally shite this is.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MICRA-AUTO-PINK-mot-june-2018/183162525775

 

 

Grim, too:

 

 

 

So apart from everything, what's not to like hate?

[Junkman]

Being a Jag, I shall use the phrase 'it's fucked M9'

 

You just made me want it even more.

[Felly Magic]

Comedically under wheeled drug dealer chariot from Trumpreich. Check the glovebox and every compartment for Columbian marching powder

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Navigator-LHD/302685081055?hash=item46796fcddf:g:1yoAAOSwjpRaul8S

 

[Junkman]

 

mercedes pillarless coupé

 

It's in fact nothing short of a W124 300CE.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-pillarless-coupe/323187239958

 

 

[Junkman]

How about a reliable estate you forgot you bought the next day, which is a good thing, since it'd bore you to death the day after?
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-2-GL-Estate-1991-Spares-or-Repair/282910268587

 

[Junkman]

Ooooh, I like that.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-P38-HSE-4-6-1996/142743116093

 

 

The suspension was changed to coil springs

 

Well fuck that then.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-Automatic-1-6-relisted-due-to-time-waster/282905688433

 

 

 

Previous owner has covered the bonnet with "purple" felt (no idea why!)

 

Because he's a dickhead.

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-190e-2-0/162988310647?hash=item25f2dc4077:g:sTIAAOSwJEdapA6y

 

[GrumpyCat]

http://www.friday-ad.co.uk/arundel/cars/toyota-camry-1986-16539520/