eBay tat volume 3.

[srad34]

There's a pattern with low miles Mk5/6 escorts. They're bobbing along getting through clean MOTs, and then...this happens...

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802203893864

 

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Which usually finishes them off.....but this one has been welded up, even though £900 seems a bit strong!

 

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 Or bodged for a ticket then traded....

[Ghosty]

Indestructible*.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Toyota-Hi-lux-4x4-diesel-pick-up-truck/202254689576?hash=item2f1751a528:g:mK0AAOSwwBNaoFd-

[egg]

 Or bodged for a ticket then traded....

 

Yup, agreed in this case - that's more likely!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Hello, RHD Volvo 480 that's failed on emissions? Says 400 euros? In Lille? Gravel drive? Water pump and timing belt changed recently. £59 on the Eurostar?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1396788377.htm?ca=17_s

 

British ex-pat now retired?

[Ghosty]

Sherpa camper, '90s style:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Layland-Daf-foutbirth-camper-van/192477018150?hash=item2cd0863826:g:8JUAAOSwYlVam~pK

[Ghosty]

DO NOT PAINT

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICTOR-VX2300/253478566557?hash=item3b047ffa9d:g:taoAAOSwlrFaoqh~

[Ghosty]

 

 

Indestructible.

 

Note also moronically placed gauge pod:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-hilux-pickup-1988-mk2-rover-3-5-v8/142714192787?hash=item213a6dc393:g:wUIAAOSw9N1aoCS~

[Ghosty]

 

Thema with insuficcient cylinders. Note background chod...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Thema-2-0-16v-v-i-s-classic-car/263542534299?hash=item3d5c5bf09b:g:QvUAAOSwQFJapAWq

[Ghosty]

and a Dedra!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Dedra-2-0ie-8V-rare-modern-classic/253474323151?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D759e2eab496f47db9c769c08eabed7c9%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D302663980878%26itm%3D253474323151&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

[Ghosty]

Badly photographed low mileage XG30. Would!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HYUNDAI-CAR/192478679591?hash=item2cd09f9227:g:opsAAOSwDkpaY2Mg

[Ghosty]

Ropey Niva with a 99p start.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-NIVA-HUSSAR-4-X-4/273103032865?hash=item3f96359221:g:RogAAOSwAURaov-c

 

[Junkman]

https://www.subito.it/auto/x-x-173670560.htm

 

 

 

non vendita estero solo italia.

 

Go fuck yourself then, Toni.

[clayts450]

Ticketless GTA with lacquer peel and flat tyre, £350 Andover

 

 

 

 

actually quite fun and pokey to drive! 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/metro-gta-1.4-72k-/1290243469

[155V6]

406 V6,£500

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Peugeot-406-3-0-V6-Manual-Saloon-Full-Black-Leather-140k/323130285319?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

[clayts450]

Tasty looking 416 with 2 digit reg number, FSH and year and a bit's ticket, £595 Witney

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-416-sli-red-1995/1290206700

[clayts450]

Mk2 pogweasel Polo £300, Cov

 

 

 

 

Two keys all original paper work, books, binders and recipes. 

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/mk2-polo-coupe/1290233297

[Asimo]

 

https://www.custojusto.pt/lisboa/ligeiros-passageiros/outras-marcas-plymouth-suburban-25077298

[clayts450]

Cheap but v. short ticket. Fast disappearing these Bravos and Bravas. £173 in Thetford

 

 

 

 

Good for work

 

That's the full ad...

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-bravo/1290216658

[Junkman]

That Plummet hearse is the dog's bollocks.

Complete with Nailhead Buick.

[Felly Magic]

Billy Cavcraft to the beige courtesy telephone, you have an urgent call on line one. Tissues are available

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-6-L-Mk3-Petrol-Manual-5-Door-Hatchback-Interesting/152834525575?hash=item2395a5c987:g:46YAAOSwNchaOVbZ

 

 

[neil1971]

Metro, off the road since 2004. Few bits of bonus chod in the background of the various pics

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-1987-3-door-spares-or-repair-22-000-miles/142717534644

 

[neil1971]

Bring a jump pack and drive this Alvis home (maybe)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alvis-TC21-100-Grey-Lady/332581824550

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Billy Cavcraft to the beige courtesy telephone, you have an urgent call on line one. Tissues are available

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-6-L-Mk3-Petrol-Manual-5-Door-Hatchback-Interesting/152834525575?hash=item2395a5c987:g:46YAAOSwNchaOVbZ

 

 

 

L? That's a bit too decadent.

[neil1971]

Plenty of interesting stuff sharing a yard with this tired Kestrel

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Riley-Kestrel-1966-Dry-stored-since-1990-Very-Original-No-Reserve/222873993969

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-benz-e-class-e280-saloon-/1289284017

 

 

Unbelievable.

 

What's with the elbow patches on the seats?

 

I like them.

[neil1971]

There's been a bit of Thema love on here recently, Mk3 Cav also lurking in one pic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Thema-2-0-16v-v-i-s-classic-car/263542534299

 

[neil1971]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Lancia-Montecarlo-S2-coupe/173208814964

 

I love these, and naturally I'd happily deal with the seller's uncle Steve directly, for this or one of the other 200+ cars or bikes he has for sale, all of which appear to have been photographed in different locations...............

 

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-mondeo-mk1-2-0-lx/192478771279

 

The mk1 mondeo is becoming a appreciating future classic & being the 2.0 making it more desirable then the underpowered 1.8 model's 

 

Well, you know what I think about that!

 

[neil1971]

Probably one for the just scrap it thread

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Wolesely-hornet-remains/152937374697

 

[Felly Magic]

Hmm Mondeo 1.8's underpowered? 4 up plus luggage & dog, 120 down the M1, erm well......, mind you our Duratec 1.8 will nudge 130, well when it bloody works that is