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hairymel Rank: BL Wedge

hairymel

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S.R.V. 1 Ex MOD 4x4x4 rover v8

 

One off project by Portsmouth Aviation Ltd for the MOD in 1971-74.
The vehicle has impressive suspension lift as can be seen in the last photos.
It has the ability with minor work of 4 wheel steering, it has a Range Rover v8 3.9 lpg engine and automatic gearbox placed in but not fitted.
The vehicle is 101" outer of tyre to outer of tyre so the winning bidder will need a wide trailer.
Comes with masses of design drawings.
The vehicle is sold as a restoration project or make a good basis for an extreme off roader.
No buy it now, no delivery.
Happy bidding

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/S-R-V-1-Ex-MOD-4x4x4-rover-v8/142701246185

 

 

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  • Junkman and nacho man
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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Short on legs?

Like piss stained tents?

Want to recreate all the thrills of sleeping on a hospital bed in the STD ward?

Then you need a SUZUKI WAGEN MOBILE SHIT PALACE

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-WAGEN-R-GL-MICRO-CAMPER-1-BERTH-NOT-5000-SALE-3000-SPARES-OR-REPARE/372237585794?hash=item56ab16cd82:g:s5QAAOSwSPBaY5R-

 

£3,000 FFS!

 

SELLING AS BOUGHT A PLOT OF LAND IN SPAIN

 

I HAD 2 TAKE SEVERAL DEEB PREATHS WILE REEDING THE DESCIPSHUN OF 1 BATH SUZUKI MCRO CAMPA OMG.

 

If he can't master even basic English, how will he cope in Spain?

  • Cavcraft and mercrocker
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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Buggered around with 1300

 

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With switchgear labelled by grandad

 

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Plus all the mod cons for in-car entertainment.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/69-AUSTIN-1300-mk-III-very-rare-2-door/222858781261?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D0993f5f1cdcb43d3bffad05276a18593%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D273088091481%26itm%3D222858781261&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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I wouldn't even give 2,195 pence, let alone pounds. Accurately described as 'poo brown British layland'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-ITAL-1-3-NEW-MOT-LOW-MILES-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-CLASSIC-CAR/173149014140?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3Da23efaa7d6e14ce5ba1c3875d8b3ad07%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D292452679326%26itm%3D173149014140&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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I HAD 2 TAKE SEVERAL DEEB PREATHS WILE REEDING THE DESCIPSHUN OF 1 BATH SUZUKI MCRO CAMPA OMG.

 

If he can't master even basic English, how will he cope in Spain?

Perhaps he is Spanish and came to Britain to seek his fortunes to seal his dream of buying a plot of prime Spanish farmland?

 

Probably because they are made from that plastic tray that cherry bakewells sit in.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Was there ever a better looking saloon than the Series 1 XJ12? Why are minters not £50'000+ ?

 

Because there are no minters.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spur-1984-read-description/132524131146

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read description

 

Whenever I read this, I know exactly that I'm not dealing with the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

 

 

 
it was parked up because the Speedo stopped working

 

Genuine reason for parking a car up.

 

 

 

the leads have been mixed up on one side of the firing order...hence why it won't run.

 

But it was parked up because the Speedo stopped working, remember?

 

 

 

I do have the firing order

 

With all due respect, but you appear to be the type not running on all cylinders and backfiring on the others.

 

 

 

but haven't had the weather to mess with it .

 

Irrespective of the weather, which BTW is the same for all of us, I'd say you messed with it more than I wish you did.

 

 

 

it will have to be low loaded which is to be arranged by the buyer

 

What if I'd spend half a bloody minute of my time in the weather you have to sort the plug leads and drive it away?

 

 

 

On an entirely different note, is it only me who thinks people who put a space between the last word of a sentence and the full stop

are retarded slowpokes that never read a book in their lives?

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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On an entirely different note, is it only me who thinks people who put a space between the last word of a sentence and the full stop

are retarded slowpokes that never read a book in their lives?

The Rolls seller is clearly a dribbler, but the full stop thing is probably a victim of helpful / unhelpful technology.

 

My poxy phone does auto-spacing and puts a space at the end of everything, including email addresses which renders them invalid.

 

Sorry, drifted into GOM territory there.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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What a conveyance for the best day of your life!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wedding-car-Chrysler-300C/183105612461

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This large and elegant styled American Chrysler is not only in the popular wedding colour of White /Black but is fast becoming a popular vehicle with Bride’s in it’s own right. Because of it’s impressive looks and stature this is fast becoming a popular wedding car.

 

It's a stinking diesel, ffs.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I love it when Junkman and Cavcraft are bored.  This thread really benefits!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Unable to match the cynism he has in his little finger, I'm utterly honoured to be mentioned in the same sentence as sir Cavcraft.

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