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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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Left hand drive Cavalier with rear window grille thing, I never understood what the point of those things was and still don't.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GL-1977/302557442263

Rear window grille thing is a sunblind to keep the occupants of the car protected from the scorching searing July summer sun in, say, Aberdeen, or Hull, or Norway.

 

Or, if you were totally loop-the-loop you could pretend you were in a Lamborgheeenie. Not in a 4-door Cav or a Manta or a 120Y.

 

There's some bollocks about aerodynamics too but I can't remember if it was good or bad. I think the manufacturers said it was very good indeed and-that's-all-there-is-to-it, but then some self-important expert said "no it's not good at all, the rear window loovre is 82.6% bad for aerodynamics, it swirls the electrons and creates storms here and here, but it does provide a nice place for little birds to meet on to share their stories (see diagram). Unfortunately, the different heights of the grille-platforms tends to create a class system with the mouthy gobshite birds sitting at the top, and we wish to raise funds to fully research this problem".

 

But anyway, Peter Sutcliffe, The Yorkshire Ripper, had one on a lime green Mk1 Capri 2000GT Special (true Autoshite factoid to amaze your family with at Christmas dinner, - go on, scratch that itch, just tell them, you can do it, you just have to).

Bet that fucked up their sales figures.

"Be like Peeping-Pete with your new Autoplas rear visor. Buy 3, get 2 free. Fiftyquid".

 

Errm, no.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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3-litre manual 166 project.  Could be a potential bargain if the eleventy bazillion rear suspension bushes are all OK.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-C90-CUB-70-50-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-BARGAIN-CUSTOM-ORIGINAL-LOOK/382305896918?hash=item59033509d6:g:o8QAAOSwEEBaFfKd

 

£495!

 

'MAKE A NICE BIKE ONCE DONE' 

 

Fan-bastard-tastic. If I spent £250,000 renovating my £49,995 council house it'd be nice once done. Still ain't going to happen though.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I think that Safrane may be being sold by rotary engine jedi Phil Blake, if you buy it you will probably be able to give his mazda Cosmo a lick

Youngteam Rank: Austin Maxi

Youngteam

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Low miles, shiny but probably kettled.

 

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£995 is asked.......Well it would give you something to do over Christmas!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Seville-4-6-auto-STS-V8-Muscle-Luxury-Low-Mileage-American-2001-Y/182920467106?hash=item2a96e8d2a2:g:qZIAAOSwB-1Yuvk9

A working one with LPG has been listed several times recently. £1495 or best offer.

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F253284592958

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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CLASSIC GARAGE BARN FIND!!!!!!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Accent-Coupe-Classic-Garage-Barn-Find/282766060679

 

These are joyless old turds, I'd still rock one though. They strike me as the sort of car where, if you're selling a car on gumtree for £350, and you get some shit kicker texting you about it at 2am, if by some miracle they manage to get organised to come and see it (and unsuccessfully offer you £100 for it), they will get their mate to give them a lift over to you and this is what car the mate in question drives. Untaxed obvs.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-Sport-XJ40-XJR-XJ-XJ8-XJS/272974911831

 

 

Will not sell any parts the car must go as a whole.

 

 

 

As you can see bumpers an grill missing have these in my garage can supply at ADDITIONAL COST NOT INCLUDED IN AUCTION. Your bidding on what you see in pictures NOT including bumpers an grill.

 

 

 
I really dont now much about it as I bought it and then ignored it sadly just no time
 

 

You are a cretin

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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Audi Coupe S2 Anyone?....

 

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Complete with Oil Stains on the bonnet from the car on the ramp above it.......Oh & massive Dymo style J reg Sticky label...

 

Yours for......Are you sitting down peeps?...

 

 

 

£15,000.00

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Audi-S2-2-2L-J-reg-1992-Low-Miles-Black-Full-Leather-Mint-Condition/263365246079?hash=item3d51cabc7f:g:Z6cAAOSw-jFaJXAE

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Are these shite or modern (or neither)? Nobody in Europe seems to care about them at all, the US forum is very quiet and I am in no doubt that the numbers of them in the UK will have plunged in recent years. My experience with them says that they are superb mingebag motoring.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-swift-1.0-20034-1-lady-owner-service-history-very-clean-reliable-small-car-suit-young-driver/1278926497

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