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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUGATTI-TYPE-35-INSPIRED-RECREATION-PRE-TEAL-MOLSHEIM-TAX-EXEMPT/352202848195

 

Check out the massive spare wheel lashed on the side there! brilliant. Also love how he's put 'MOLSHEIM' in the ad title, that'll get the serious bugatti buffs in won't it.

 

 

Please take note this is not an Original Type 35 Bugatti , It is a REPLICA

 

Blimey, the word 'Replica' doing some heavy lifting there

 

Verdict: Absolute colossal steaming turd. Would make ideal clown car

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Ferrari-430-Replica-REALEST-BECAUSE-TIME-WEASTER

 

Mate theres only one 'Time Weaster' in this story

D'OH I've been spelling it wrong all this time!

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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If you have made a FAT WAD after selling your successful plastering company or whatever, but are not quite talking permiership footballer coin, at £20k this looks perfect for you to do that Gumball rally you've always dreamed of. You will be able to blast through remote Romanian villages chucking shit out the windows and scaring kids and animals, and with a bit of luck will be able to bribe a copper to let you off your speeding fine giving you a good story to tell in the bar when you get home. You massive twat.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-SL55-AMG/222715100861

 

 

PLEASE CALL MY DAD ON 07958 925696

 

Call him yourself FFS

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Nice one Boll. I'm in my kitchen cooking sausages whilst drinking red wine, listening to 90s rave music and LOLing at your posts. It doesn't get any better than this.

bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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Nice one Boll. I'm in my kitchen cooking sausages whilst drinking red wine, listening to 90s rave music and LOLing at your posts. It doesn't get any better than this.

Living the dream dude!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks quality.  It'll be three bags by the time it lands on these shores so not cheap. but you'd probably be better off with this than a 7-year-old Navara.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Fuck me that Bentley is something else!!!! Minor doors, Mercedes grille, wire wheel trims, GP Madison kit car wings.... I would love to see a picture of the person in whose mind those parts combined give you a Bentley. I imagine him to look like a member of the Wurzels.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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This is possibly the stupidest looking Mini I've ever seen. That's a bold statement I know

 

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I have no idea why exterior rollover hoops are fitted to a car with a solid roof

 

 

 

standard 998 engine, so no troubles with insurance issues.

 

Yeah, should make insuring this hacked-up monstrosity a breeze

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CLASSIC-1983-CHOP-SHOP-STYLE-CUSTOM-MINI-CIRCA-9K-SPENT-STUNNING-CAR/162753478936

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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A grand's a lot of money for a ponderous sack of shite that's barely quicker than a 'BGT. 

But that's none of my business. 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Land-Rover-S2-S11-LHD-lengthened-88-party-bus-jungle-theme/253264595477

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party bus jungle theme

 

 

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The headliner is sagging a bit.

 

 

 

I am selling with Swiss papers, customs paid clearance papers into EU and I am able to assist with U.K. registration if you wish to go down this route after MOT. 
Just the transport across Europe cost me over £1000 before purchase and import

 

A Swiss guy is still laughing holes into his cheese, I bet.

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