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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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Jesus, what a fucking plonker. Those seem to fetch reasonable money these days, presumably not a Barry boy special like that though, what a mess!

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Reasonable?

More like a fortune

 

The previous owner must lost a bet

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That blue G-unit made an appearance on one of the Facebook old car selling pages a couple of weeks back. To my great delight it was relentlessly abused for about 12 hours then disappeared again. I suppose if I had to find something positive to say I might admit that a 5-yr old who had eaten too many smarties may think it was quite cool.

 

What a laughable shit heap. You would need to have some fairly serious mental health issues to both be old enough to drive that and not feel like you were wrapped in an all-enveloping, tightly wrapped thick blanket of 100% pure shame at your obvious failure to embrace adulthood.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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How fucking shonky is that?!

 

One of the DRLs is pushed back into the bumper, the tyres are mismatched, and the whole car looks like it's on the piss!

Not to mention the complete lack of taste or self-restraint on display.

Seeing as the seller lists his number in the ad, it's tempting to just bombard him with texts that just say "BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

 

I'm also completely befuddled by the mention of a Land Rover tdi engine and a Morgan(?!?!?!?!) gearbox.

It's not as if Mercedes' old diesel engines are famed for their longevity or anything...

 

It looks like something a low budget Die Antwoord tribute act would drive.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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^ Leepu and Bernie approve of the buggered Benz.

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Slowsilver Rank: BL Wedge

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SEAT Ibiza MK1 
30000 miles low mileage from new
recent cambelt change at 39,000 miles
 

Eh?

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You guys have no appreciation for tastefully customised SUVs for people your wealth was redistributed towards.

 

 

AMG A.R.T WALD HAMANN BRABUS MANSORY STYLE WIDE

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-G55-AMG-A-R-T-WALD-HAMANN-BRABUS-MANSORY-STYLE-WIDE-G65-LHD/352202848066

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********** ONLY £240 Per Year Road Tax *************

 

The rich farts will find a way around this, no matter how much it costs them.

 

 

These A.R.T editions are more popular in Dubai

 

Never mind Dubai, check out Kitzbühel. Or Kensington.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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I seem to recall that Johnny hated what they did with that car.

 

Edit: Yep.

https://twitter.com/johnnyvegasreal/status/457555579784159232?lang=en

Ive only seen a couple of those programmes, prior to throwing the tv out of the top floor window in disgust. Just watched clips of the build on YouTube - shitthebed - they utterly ruined his mk2.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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That doesn't even epitomise the worst of '90s body kits, it's much, much worse. It has a sort of Fisher-Price look about it. A waste of an M3.

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