eBay tat volume 3.

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Minx-Series-III-De-Luxe-1958-series-3/152779334503?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3De8e27068210748edba24cf4676531b4e%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D152772507520&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%253Afbecfaef-c712-11e7-813d-74dbd18055b7%257Cparentrq%253Aac76ff9d15f0a9c454ee72beffffbc09%257Ciid%253A1

[richardthestag]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/182893112271

 

 

 

Already bid to an astonishing 6p!

 

shit

 

outbid at £1

[clayts450]

Shabby Kettle-powered 214 SLi no MoT for £120 in Deal

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201711111154969

[clayts450]

618 covered in bananas for charidee m8, but £299 with full ticket and leather...Feltham

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201711111167780

[Junkman]

That Fronte is the dox bollox.

[richardthestag]

Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

 

Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

 

And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

[wuvvum]

Have some oval fodder.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford/142575997881

Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over.

[Junkman]

Hello is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport? I am a chap with serious issues and a mental age of a 5 year old lad, can you design me a Land Rover please? Oh and make sure lots of shiny tat and checkaplate!

 

Certainly sir

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-LAND-ROVER-SWB-88-INCH-HYBRID-HISTORIC/222685511538?hash=item33d9173f72:g:yMIAAOSwCL9ZrscV

 

 

Can you make the dash look like Metal Mickey had too many Tequila Martinis' and threw up?

 

Certainly Sir

 

 

And it will definitely appeal to my inner ever so slightly retarded 5 year old?

 

Absolutely Sir, anything else Sir?

 

Oh I don't suppose there is anyway this vehicle could flick a serious 2 finger salute at the DVLA is there please?

 

I have just the thing for you sir!

 

 

Jayzuz, that's epically shit.

 

 

 

Walcott is 5 miles from me in the unlikely event that anyone wants this looking over.

 

The only thing worth checking is whether there is enough left to bolt an H frame to.

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332437442583?clk_rvr_id=1361514822560&rmvSB=true

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-504-pick-up/222714973330

 

All things considered this might actually be quite a fair offer.

[wuvvum]

This is quite a rare beastie.

 

[egg]

^^^

 

copycat.

 

 

 

[richardthestag]

I really really really like this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-IIa-Range-Rover-Classic-V8-Hybrid/132394405369?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908131621%26meid%3D32ce23e76fbf4c62ba880acf400844a1%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182848319696&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%253A3b2f2b2b-c71f-11e7-94ee-74dbd180dba7%257Cparentrq%253Aacc742f515f0aa1202c702e8ffff9252%257Ciid%253A1

 

 

BUT

 

It is a Series II body and fairly genuine on a Range Rover chassis and running gear. 

 

As far as point DVLA goes this is a resounding Nil Point

 

astonishingly doovla cretins have recently inspected and passed it as a 1960 Land Rover. according to the owner seller.I was converted 20 years ago, there is no trace of the range rover v5. The engine number translates as early 1980s as does the gearbox type. The VIN is for a Series II

 

Seller is going to see if the RR chassis number is still in place on the chassis. I suspect that it will be suspiciously smooth.

 

I am not sure that the coin this will go for is worth the Q plate risk

[laser wheels]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-escort-1.3l-1993-/1274607548

 

I reckon these look quite smart* in 3-door form.

[laser wheels]

  Sierra 1.8 GL with an interesting history! Advert has crap pictures: why bother with the flipping tax disc holder??

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Sierra-GL-mk1-10-month-s-MOT-good-condition-W-W/172965667217?hash=item28458ea191:g:fW0AAOSwIJlZ7N5U

 

 

I saw this the other day and immediately though I should have kept my old Ghia.

 

Where is that now? Anyone know?

[laser wheels]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Citroen-BX-Athena-1-6-BX16-MOT-2018-90K-GTI-Wheels-Cool-Retro/132386587257?hash=item1ed2db0279:g:UMUAAOSwPpZZ~bq9

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Thjat black Land Rover is mind-bogglingly awful, as you say a 5 yr-old  might like it but a grown up? Give me strength.

[laser wheels]

 

In 2016 the car was acquired by its last owner who was looking for the best BX he could find in order to elevate it to concours standard as he had done with a GSA which we are also currently selling.

 

Unfortunately he was unable to to this due to ill health and the impending loss of his driving licence blah blah blah

 

 

 

This Citroen BX 17TGD is a future classic car as according to the web site "How Many Left" there are only 399 registered for use on UK roads and this example will be one of the best of these cars.

 

 

 

The buyer will be highly delighted with this car and it is ready to be shown at any classic car rally.

 

WBOD!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-CITROEN-BX17-TGD-Diesel-Hatchback/222695000425?hash=item33d9a80969:g:oAMAAOSwU1RZhDBe

[laser wheels]

 

£3,485.00

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TGS/192323790942?hash=item2cc764285e:g:MXsAAOSw0IZZ12A~

[Junkman]

Green piss lickers better brace themselves, because this is where they are going very, very quickly.

If there is such a thing as a blue chip investment, then a tidy BX is it.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-S-class-300se/182893216752

 

 

Phantastic!

 

 

No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. 

 

It needs sending to China in cube form. 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950-Citroen-Light-15-for-total-restoration-complete-with-spares/302495361874?_trkparms=mehot%3Dpp%26&_trksid=p0&clk_rvr_id=1359651634873&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1361568425440&utm_content=buffera73d6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[barrett]

Bollocks, those have all been for sale for ages. Tidy 16vs are already big money but I don't see the cooking models going up any time soon, given a GS is still worth buttons

[Junkman]

No, it's not. It's a rusty cloth trimmed 300SE that even by the dismal standards of eighties Merc dismalness is about as cheery and pleasant as a wet November day in downtown Karlsruhe. 

 

It needs sending to China in cube form. 

 

I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I feel sorry for this old Boy. It just wants to be left in peace. Look at it. 

 

 

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I meant the photos.

Regarding the car I agree that it's twice as big as Vienna's Central Cemetary but only half as cheerful.

Thus it is dead centre shite and must be saved.

 

 

 

The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. 

 

The W126's predecessor however................ 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950s-AUSTIN-SOMERSET-4-DOOR-SALOON-PICKUP-CONVERTIBLE-PROJECT-ROLLING-SHELL/122793780840

 

 

PICKUP/ CONVERTIBLE PROJECT

 

Yeah, and the Lancia Flavia in the background would be an ideal camper van project, I guess.

And the Ford 400E would make an excellent roadster.

 

What a dolt.

[Junkman]

The very sight of a W126 depresses me. There is just something about them that I really dislike. The Hewn From Granite W124 isn't far behind. 

 

The W126's predecessor however................ 

 

Yeah, but nothing says human rights violating tyrant quite as unashamedly as a W126.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

A proper black on black 560SEL on correct wheels is passsable. Just. 

[Junkman]

I had a dark blue one in full dictator spec on Lorinsers. It was woefully shit.