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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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^^ Don't all insurers actually check these bloody whiplash claims? My OH's old car ended up more bent than the great suprendo thanks to an old boy in a Transit. She unsurprisingly had neck pains going from 50 to zero in not-a-very-long-distance, yet had to jump through hoops to actually prove that she wasn't taking the piss.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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“Losing that new car feel (tick), pulls like a train (check - you are thinking British Rail Inter City 125 - I am thinking Ivor the Engine when he has a cold and his fire box is out), Only got 2 round wheels/drinks more oil than petrol/Usual VW reliability (haha) followed by (wait for it) but it has never bothered me (tick that cliche off). That there Ladies and Gentlemen is the mother of all caveat emptor. Can we not forget also - first to see will buy (how do you know you are the first ti view it - but check). Wait there's more - I know what it is worth so no silly offers (oh yes another pearl fresh out of the book of stupid car sales phrases - got that one down).

 

Wait there are more phrases in the main description I am just getting going.......”

 

Hartlepool

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-1-6S-Pulls-like-a-train-nowt-works-but-never-bothered-me-blah-blah-/112593211097

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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NO MOT REQUIRED!!! - Yay!

 

 

NO TAX REQUIRED!!! - Yay!

 

2.3 Sierra Diesel engine and gearbox!!!!!! - Fuck off.

 

 

£5,950 - Fuck RIGHT off.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Sierra engined dissoto fireheap is a game changer . Could be time to shut the site down .

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who the actual fuck makes a motorbike out of a dog kennel with spy cameras and bits of old shop racking?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-Honda-VFR-400-cafe-racer-/282684642435?hash=item41d1515483:g:3PUAAOSwLdNZ2IbZ

 

'it's raw and beautiful'

 

It's as raw and beautiful as a freshly run over cat.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kit-car-unfinished-project-rolling-chassis-/172913933848?hash=item2842793e18:g:W7YAAOSw6~VZ2jl3

 

It's the Automotive equivalent of hitting your partner over the head with a shovel, rolling him/her up in carpet and taking them for one last ride to Windemere.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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To do list:

 

Invite Harry Hill's tattooed twin over

Ask him to sweep leaves and crisp packets

Badly park car

Continue making fence out of pallets

What the fuck else was it?

Oh shit, she'll be home soon.

Think brain, think!

Ahh, FFS, what was it?

 

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Put trike on eBay!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-trike-tek-hornet-/282687373011?hash=item41d17afed3:g:Y1UAAOSwOS1Z20tk

 

'Road legal'

 

Deep joy, can I collect tomorrow?

 

'Needs an mot'

 

​No problem, ace, I'll ride to it a pre-booked one

 

'Will need brake lights wiring up for mot'

 

But apart from that it's road legal

 

'In full working order'

 

​Nice one, see you in the morning!

 

'Brakes would benefit from bleeding'

 

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