eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Fuggin nora, look at the state of that Rolls.  I suppose all its value is in the grille.

 

 

So, my Royces aren't good enough for you ay?

 

Well...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1975-Flared-Arch-Model-/292249659230

 

The Royal Bavarian Royce.

[cort16]

500 quid 7 seater S-Max. Just needs a starter apparently.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-s-max-tdci-7-seater-2008.../1265901451

[cort16]

850R with a meagre 299,000 miles on it

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-850r-/1250342751

[cort16]

 

needs some work

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/montego-2.0-countryman-diesel-estate-for-sale-/1265797117

[cort16]

 

 

Price does not reflect true value of this car. However my husband is away working and so it needs to go to a new home.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/1980-mg-bgt/1265789791

[cort16]

It's no Exacalibre

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-escort-1.6i-16v-zetec-finesse-only-65k-miles-full-mot-until-30th-august-2018/1265784101

[MorrisItalSLX]

Michelangelo is selling his Maestro Montego.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-MONTEGO-2-0-SLX-AUTO-/282650305803

[cort16]

2.9 lwb Sports Transit

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C852950

[cort16]

Nice 535i. Lots of information in the advert, none of it relevant such as does it have an mot.

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C871357

[phil_lihp]

Stuff your Leafs and Teslas, this is the future.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/electric-car-/142501120255?hash=item212dba88ff:g:5y0AAOSwhxBZsoQ~

 

[Bfg]

^ looks to be the definitive definition of mini-bus 

[Brodders]

Rover Tourer at £123 with just over 2 days left to go. Doesn't look too bad, but I still can't get used to seeing a bubble shape dash in one of these.

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-416-tourer-super-low-miles-12-months-MOT-/322732056246?hash=item4b24545eb6%3Ag%3Ab78AAOSwSRpZtVhU&_trkparms=pageci%253Abed74d5b-980c-11e7-835f-74dbd180b34b%257Cparentrq%253A784932c415e0aa13350b8ec9ffe6b221%257Ciid%253A1

 

[Brodders]

416 with less than 15k on the clock currently at £1.

 

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-416-si-only-14600-miles-from-new-/253148033478?hash=item3af0cc71c6%3Ag%3ANhIAAOSwbm9ZuA6v&_trkparms=pageci%253Abed74d5b-980c-11e7-835f-74dbd180b34b%257Cparentrq%253A784932c415e0aa13350b8ec9ffe6b221%257Ciid%253A3

[Brodders]

 

 

 

 

Makes the weather today seem bright and cheerful.

 

How grey and miserable do you have to be to have gone into a Vauxhall dealership and ordered this?

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Omega-2ltr-GLS-/332374992570?hash=item4d6317e6ba%3Ag%3AHLkAAOSwkGVZtSCj&_trkparms=pageci%253A8d838eb1-980f-11e7-aee7-74dbd180966c%257Cparentrq%253A785b98a915e0a861caed3374ffe58871%257Ciid%253A7

[Brodders]

If I were around in 1987, I would have almost certainly been driving around in something like this.

 

Cheap at the moment and looks tidy enough, however I reckon Junkman will be along at some point to tell me that it is fucked.

 

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/182754389548?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

[Aston Martin]

Autoshite COTY!!!!

 

Real Audi TT

[Tamworthbay]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/montego-2.0-countryman-diesel-estate-for-sale-/1265797117

Kin Ell that's rough, last time I saw something that miserable was when Princess Di's car valeter returned from a 'Nice short break' in Paris.

[Junkman]

 

Michelangelo is selling his Maestro Montego.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-MONTEGO-2-0-SLX-AUTO-/282650305803

 

 

Same shite, different boot.

[Junkman]

If I were around in 1987, I would have almost certainly been driving around in something like this.

 

Cheap at the moment and looks tidy enough, however I reckon Junkman will be along at some point to tell me that it is fucked.

 

s-l500 (5).jpg

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/182754389548?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

Just go ahead and buy it. Just do it.

[RobT]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-MK2-2-3-Auto-for-restoration-only-/182759339495?hash=item2a8d4e35e7:g:N1EAAOSwE~NZqYuE

 

with other projects I have not been able to touch the car.

 

Excellent, keep it that way.  Do not de-dent etc.

[Squire_Dawson]

Could be a cheap classic for someone if you can do the odd jobs:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wolseley-1500/332372290863?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160323102634%26meid%3Da799ace5f4714ba5acdcf028589b4a8a%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263197304101&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

[Squire_Dawson]

This would do for any homesick expats:

 

 

Bonus auto too!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C276280

[andy18s]

Be quick

[Junkman]

 

classic rover

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-rover-/263204517762

 

 

Here to be sold

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-95-rolling-restoration-/152702118982

 

 

needs respray

 

The fuck it needs.

[Junkman]

Be like I was.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MITSUBISHI-COLT-1-5-GLX-AUTO-BARN-FIND-SPARES-REPAIRS-/282650272547

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-PEUGEOT-D4B-PIGNOSE-PANEL-VAN-PROJECT-CATERING-FAST-FOOD-VAN-/142506340164

 

 

HERE FOR SALE IS MY PEUGEOT D4B PIGNOSE VAN PIGNOSE IS THE NAME AFFECTIONALLY GIVEN TO THE VAN I BELEIVE BECAUSE OF THE SNOUT ON THE FRONT

 

 

I would NOT advise to read the rest of the ad!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-vintage-Bedford-CF-box-van-project-/182763020718

 

 

jointers vehicle

 

I say! I'd have the odd joint in it alright.

 

 

would make an ideal shed

 

It already is a right old shed, m8.

 

 

was in running order when it was parked up.

 

Go fuck a duck!

 

 

It is what it is

 

Go fuck another one.

 

 

hopefully restore it to its former glory.

 

And which glory exactly would that be? It's a fucking Electricity Board van, not a Mille Miglia winning Maserati, ffs!

 

 

What a maritime thunderdolt.

[Junkman]

Ouch!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-w114-W115-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-230-6-NO-RESERVE-/322741220387

[Cavcraft]

Autoshite COTY!!!!

 

Real Audi TT

 

107,902/10. That's an absolutely fantastic find, what an unadulterated white dog turd of a car. Genuinely one of the best of the worst ever to have graced this thread.