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Check out this half arse "special edition" Escort Excalibur  (as in the sword) only if you look at the decal it's spelt Excalibre, which as far as google know means

fuck all. I like how the sword is through the i to emphasise the point.

 

 

 

http://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/198882/ford-reg-northants-plus-pictures

 

Ford Escort Pork Sword.

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A month and a bits ticket for £100

 

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But that's not the best bit...

 

 

The odds of this car surviving 22 years of abuse and that many miles must be virtually zero, yet here it is, still (barely) soldiering along.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-106-xrd.-mot-until-17-oct/1265778392

 

 

Bloody hell! I saw that on the M60 a few weeks ago being driven by one of those middle aged, shaggy haired outdoor/surfer types.

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Is that the bike that cushions the blow of death with a big fat arse in the face or is that just the goldwing

U wot m8?  Airbags on a fucking motorbike?  Whatever's next, three point bloody seatbelts?  Having fallen off a motorbike on more than one occasion, I can categorically state that airbags would have done absolutely fuck all to lessen my injuries.  Besides, if I lunched a Goldwing, my primary concern would be the bastard thing falling on top of me and crushing me to death rather than whether my visor is going to make contact with the clocks or not.

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You would be better off with an ejector seat!

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