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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Just been flicking through and I would like to just have a look at this again. WHAT A MASSIVE CROCK OF THUNDERSHITE!!!!!!!! What must the nose weight be on that? Utter bollocks.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out this half arse "special edition" Escort Excalibur  (as in the sword) only if you look at the decal it's spelt Excalibre, which as far as google know means

fuck all. I like how the sword is through the i to emphasise the point.

 

 

 

http://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/198882/ford-reg-northants-plus-pictures

 

Ford Escort Pork Sword.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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A month and a bits ticket for £100

 

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But that's not the best bit...

 

 

The odds of this car surviving 22 years of abuse and that many miles must be virtually zero, yet here it is, still (barely) soldiering along.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-106-xrd.-mot-until-17-oct/1265778392

 

 

Bloody hell! I saw that on the M60 a few weeks ago being driven by one of those middle aged, shaggy haired outdoor/surfer types.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Is that the bike that cushions the blow of death with a big fat arse in the face or is that just the goldwing

U wot m8?  Airbags on a fucking motorbike?  Whatever's next, three point bloody seatbelts?  Having fallen off a motorbike on more than one occasion, I can categorically state that airbags would have done absolutely fuck all to lessen my injuries.  Besides, if I lunched a Goldwing, my primary concern would be the bastard thing falling on top of me and crushing me to death rather than whether my visor is going to make contact with the clocks or not.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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You would be better off with an ejector seat!

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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Anyone see this list before. Well apart from last time waster one.

I'm rather tempted

 

 

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Hello eBay, my old friend

I've had to relist this fucker again

Because a vision softly creeping

fucked with my head while I was sleeping

And the messages I got from the incredibly short of brain

Still remain

and make me dream of violence

 

 

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In Swindon town I walked alone

who will give this Pug a home

'Neath the halo of a street lamp

I turned my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of the hub caps, shite

The bastards should take flight

And make me dream of violence

 

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Hello eBay my old m-eight

you steaming pile of masturbate

People bidding without reading

People reading without asking

People making stupid offers that cash never backs

Fucking twats

that's the sound of eBay

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-309-GL-40-956-miles-Re-listing-due-to-time-waster-/272843075915?hash=item3f86b6f14b:g:VqkAAOSwnB1ZtrKP

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