eBay tat volume 3.

[DSdriver]

This is pretty much exactly what I remember most Sierras looking like by the early 2000's

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-sierra-4x4-estate/1260916307

Suit wannabe tube train driver.

[Cavcraft]

 

'My cousin Michael Fish'

 

​My cousin Michael Fish 'as got 'air like a friar

​the baldy old bastard hurricane denyer!

​I'd only popped out for a few bits of shopping

an' me knickers were a paradigm of sopping

 

 

an' thanks to the predictions of the daft haired old tit

each day on his bike grew a new rusty bit

​the 'orn doesn't work and the engine paint's peeling

​is there a way to make this more unappealing?

 

 

 

so 'e took it to Spain cause the weather's much better,

to keep in the sun so it don't get any wetter

though 'e bought it home after a very long time

​and the big pile of shite is parked right outside mine!

 

 

but he left his bike 'ere as 'e went on his jollies

​an' I took it to Stupid & Co dressed just in me trollies

​so fuck you cousin Michael Fish and look at this wank

​it's you doing the river dance on the side of the tank

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycles-Harley-Davidson-Heratage-Custom-Classic-/182714306090?hash=item2a8a9f0e2a:g:V0AAAOSwjg1Zjwbd

[UltraWomble]

Facebork Marketplace - £400 Rover Metro in Leyland with MOT till next year.

[lesapandre]

Is that British Leyland?

[Asimo]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trojan-people-carrier-van-1954/182703282099?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45566%26meid%3D137ed3256a934dab8c0b77a636ae0a5f%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D112522187112&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

We have been talking today about retirement and going down to just one car to replace my van, my "fun" car and her "sensible" modern.

That Trojan would be ideal: utility, space, economy, class, reliability. No mots and free tax as well.

[Brodders]

Looks pretty nice for less than £500. However the wheel trims would need to be flung off at some point during the journey back.

 

 

http://www.ooyyo.com/bulgaria/c=CDA31D7114D2854F111B876FBAEA355B4EA71D6617F286/8076908796858027647.html/

[somewhatfoolish]

If the Massive Massiv decide to take up contract killing I think I've found your first customer*; RATLUKYO!

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Massive want for whatever this is; the ad calls it a Scaldia 1300, it might as well be on the 'Cars you didn't know existed' thread.

 

 

I can smell the vinyl from here.

[somewhatfoolish]

One for the Renner lickers.

 

Flightdeck of the Enterprise Red Dwarf

 

 

Very rare white Renault 25 Executive Txi Auto. Full electrics all working including talking computer. Original Philips stereo. Full MOT, 76k miles. Speedo not working but everything else is ok. Exterior is in good condition, a few minor marks and a couple of spots of early rust, structurally fine though. Interior is in excellent condition. Black electric leather.

Starts drives and stops well.

Woof! WCPGW?

[lesapandre]

Photobombed bya Reliant Robin

[lesapandre]

Fun car...these are great to drive...but why not say why its not got a MoT...or am I just too logical?

[somewhatfoolish]

 

Vectra dizzle in glorious pogweasel.

 

[Cavcraft]

/\

 

'Glen Parva': isn't that some sort of disease that dogs get?

[lesapandre]

One for the Renner lickers.

 

Flightdeck of the Enterprise Red Dwarf

 

 

Woof! WCPGW?

Where is this one for sale?

[somewhatfoolish]

Misery spec 190, spoiled only by the decadence of a sunroof.

 

Feel the mingebaggery

1800 ceecees of throbbing Daimler. 

[somewhatfoolish]

Where is this one for sale?

The link is the first photo, just click on it.

[Cavcraft]

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just a Kingfisher blue Metro standing in a field?

 

 

 

 

And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for MOT and shizz

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Metro-135-1-8-K16-non-VVC-Rover-100-111-114-118-/272802911010?hash=item3f84521322:g:OfYAAOSw1OlZjuuP

[Asimo]

Massive want for whatever this is; the ad calls it a Scaldia 1300, it might as well be on the 'Cars you didn't know existed' thread.

 

 

I can smell the vinyl from here.

 

It's usually known as a Moskvich. Imagine a BMC Farina with a 1968 BMW engine.

[Rod/b]

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?

Or just a Kingfisher blue Metro standing in a field?

 

 

 

 

And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is

But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for MOT and shizz

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Metro-135-1-8-K16-non-VVC-Rover-100-111-114-118-/272802911010?hash=item3f84521322:g:OfYAAOSw1OlZjuuP

Wow, still reg'd as a 1.1 for cheap tax! Why didn't he mention it?

[lesapandre]

Groovy babe

[andy18s]

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[lesapandre]

Nice house...parked there for photoshoot ( really in a lock-up behind the kebab shop) or it's home drive?

[somewhatfoolish]

Giffer spec W124, double green, epic caramac interior.

 

 

[UltraWomble]

Talking of Pogweael Pink

This is fooking gorgeous.

[mercrocker]

Misery spec 190, spoiled only by the decadence of a sunroof.

 

Feel the mingebaggery

1800 ceecees of throbbing Daimler. 

 

 

Povo?      Lecky windows, sticky wood and rear headrests, pah, none of that in my 1.8!

 

    I'll give it the porridge stirrer, though.   

[Cavcraft]

That green Mercedes is nothing short of fantastic.

[lesapandre]

Talking of Pogweael Pink

This is fooking gorgeous.

"2 keys 1 owner"

[MorrisItalSLX]

Maestro City

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-City-70K-miles-/272796729059?hash=item3f83f3bee3:g:d7kAAOSwnSxZigvK

[MorrisItalSLX]

Sideways Maestro Clubfoot

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-maestro-/272796500087?hash=item3f83f04077:g:3iwAAOSwRJxZie2F

[MorrisItalSLX]

Diesel Maestro Van

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-L-reg-ROVER-MAESTRO-1700-L-DIESEL-VAN-/253090186416?hash=item3aed59c4b0:g:H-cAAOSwi2lZjapB