eBay tat volume 3.

[eddyramrod]

I like that Borgward, it makes Hyacinth look 1000 times nicer!

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182666527710?ul_noapp=true

 

[willswitchengage]

 

This is probably the best picture in the ad, but it's the injection model that goes surprisingly like stink

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Justy-4wd-1-2-Si-/263080272488?hash=item3d40ce6268:g:BScAAOSwf~9ZYyYZ

[Junkman]

I say this one stinks and is going nowhere.

[Cavcraft]

Dear Lord, thank you.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Anglia-105E-caged-bodyshell-track-day-unfinished-project-/112481619193?hash=item1a306d4cf9:g:uSgAAOSwFqNZQtMP

 

 

£550.

 

If only we knew someone selling one with more bits on for near enough the same money.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-automatic-/302383580512?hash=item4667774560:g:vxQAAOSwEUVZaPw1

[Cavcraft]

Same seller.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sierra-sapphire-/302383582830?hash=item4667774e6e:g:Kn8AAOSwY4pZaP5i

[Cavcraft]

Anyone for a quick round of 'Guess what happened here?'

 

Manufacturer: Renault

 

 

 

 

Transmission: Automatic

 

 

'On purchase, worked well but had to have new gear box fitted (cost of £700).' 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-/122597585318?hash=item1c8b62b1a6:g:hYkAAOSwvc1ZZ2TB

 

At least that £700 was money well spent

 

'Last week the engine overheated and stopped working'

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222572438398?clk_rvr_id=1257431516831&rmvSB=true&clk_rvr_id=1257425482036&utm_content=buffer8c1dc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk2-estate-2-8-GHIA-X-manual-5-speed-A-reg/142444738474

 

 

 

 

 

WTF???

 

 

 

So could have been the Emperor of China? Who knows??

 

 

 

Go and fuck a duck you noddy.

 

Blinded by the shite.

[DVee8]

 

rover convertable in turquoise

East Kilbride

£200

Selling my partners Rover convertible
1.6
clean car
Double exhaust
Alloys
Great body work for age
Pm me for details
Most details are in pics
East Kilbride area

 

 

Dannii Smith

CARS UNDER £500

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/142442989446?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648&clk_rvr_id=1257466576039&rmvSB=true

 

 

Offfffff..

[DVee8]

A bumper like Brucie's chin

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FORD-CAPRI-2-8-v6/332283604570?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D08a33d124c184dfb8469866dc9b2531d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D142442989446

 

[DVee8]

Billy to the beige phone.

 

 

Mick James

CARS UNDER £500

5 hours ago

55 Reg Vauxhall Combee Van

RG1 2

£275

Bodywork is in excellent condition no dents or scratches or rust just needs a good polish Anthony is very very clean no MOT clutches hi everything else is perfect I have full V5 logbook no time wasters please 1.3 diesel

[CortinaDave]

is this a bit salty at 950? Im sorely tempted!

 

2.0SI

 

https://m.facebook.com/groups/100100353497560?view=permalink&id=829580397216215

[egg]

My equivalent of a Nigel Bickle mega collection would be popping over to the low countries to pick up the Mondy's ugly american cousin.

 

I think it has keep fit windows, no sunroof and air con. Winning spec! 

 

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/ford-usa/m1169969063-ford-usa-contour-uniek-in-nederland-bj-1996-incl-nieuwe-apk.html

 

[wuvvum]

3HM-powered Accent with plenty of test for 250 quid.  If I didn't already have the Getz I'd be all over this.

 

[Felly Magic]

My equivalent of a Nigel Bickle mega collection would be popping over to the low countries to pick up the Mondy's ugly american cousin.

 

I think it has keep fit windows, no sunroof and air con. Winning spec! 

 

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/ford-usa/m1169969063-ford-usa-contour-uniek-in-nederland-bj-1996-incl-nieuwe-apk.html

 

They did them in buttery biscuit base flavour with the 2.5 V6, clockwork windows, no sunroof, Junkman spec gearbox, and aircon. Weird

[Coprolalia]

Not a whole lot in my area on gumtree at the mo, best I can muster...

 

 

This is £100 with MOT to the end of the month, but rust "may cost £800 - £1000 to repair"

]https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-nx100.-mot-expires-29th-july./1254690422

[Coprolalia]

 

This looks quite tasty for £250. Shame it's got no MOT.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/spares-or-repairs-/1254578283

[eddyramrod]

Or maybe this mega-low mileage one, actually listed by the giffer owner himself.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-ROVER-820si-automatic-/232401722008?hash=item361c38da98:g:IEIAAOSwvjdZRr4B

 

Just a reminder: please keep clear of this one, I've bid on it.  Thank you

[Coprolalia]

6 digit numberplate

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-four-door.-one-owner-until-i-acquired-it-last-year-but-have-never-used-it./1254486035

 

 

 

Car stood in a garage for 13 years and started first time after that! Number of diaries with the car stating the journeys made, the distances, the full consumption and so on.

[Coprolalia]

SEX!

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/seat/seat-marbella-glx-fiat-panda-spares-or-repair-/1254517090

[nacho man]

The Aston Martin hand built quality shines through.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aston-Martin-Vantage-Volante-replica-based-on-a-Ford-Capri-Barn-Find/253045625170

 

 

£5k for this pile of fiberglass crap. Verdict buy a Scimitar.

[Junkman]

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=59187526

 

Starter and clutch borked. What a fucking combination.

[Coprolalia]

All the sex appeal of cold custard.

 

 

 

 

 

Selling as spares or repairs as been told head gasket going or gone

 

Quel surprise!

 

This would be a good one for Festival of the Unexceptional in 20 years.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1.4-rover-streetwise-spares-or-repairs-/1254674701

[Coprolalia]

 

£500 with borked alternator and frilly front wings. Tempting.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xj6-no-mot-/1254699251

[nacho man]

 

I hated these when they was new, but now there £650, I like um.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle/222581731532

 

 

very fast

 

 

UUUUUMMMMMM   NO.

 

[Coprolalia]

 

 

1996 TOYOTA CARINA, with 45,000 miles. 

Car has not been in use since 2005. 

 

 

I swear after a nuclear war all that will be left is cockroaches and 90s Toyotas.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/1996-toyota-carina-scrap-repairs-45k-miles/1254697955

[nacho man]

Holy macaroni.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1980-VOLVO-265-GLE-2-8-V6-i-7-SEATER-ESTATE/162591137140

 

 

Mega