eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr Laurence]

I've never been that interested in Acclaims, but for £450, this one seems a pretty good deal

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/triumph-acclaim-1.3-1984-/1248492837

 

[Mr Laurence]

2.5 connoisseur in one of the best colours for £95. Needs some work, but does have MOT

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-connoisseur-spares-or-repair/1248778584

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Minty fresh Marina

 

 

Lovely, just plain lovely.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-1-3-SDL-Saloon-Only-26644-Miles-/222546382724?hash=item33d0cc4f84:g:FuoAAOSwbtVZQbmr

[MorrisItalSLX]

Mossy green Marina

 

 

Do Not Wash.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-1800-4-DOOR-AUTO-SPARES-REPAIRS-/192218920463?hash=item2cc123f60f:g:bkEAAOSw~XpZQ2MQ

[MorrisItalSLX]

Ital Pickup

 

 

Not sure what to think about this one...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Morris-Ital-575-Pick-Up-ABSOLUTE-SHOW-STOPPER-over-10K-spent-HEAD-TURNER-/162555707636?hash=item25d91340f4:g:hdcAAOSwOMdZQ7ng

[MorrisItalSLX]

Blind Maxi

 

 

Project anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1750-/201953644671?hash=item2f0560107f:g:RygAAOSwstJZPmgp

[MorrisItalSLX]

Much nicer Maxi

 

 

Price isn't too bad to boot

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1750-automatic-very-good-condition-cheap-classic-motoring-/391813860256?hash=item5b39ed0ba0:g:AKIAAOSwyWZZPuFD

[MorrisItalSLX]

Maestro Clubman D

 

 

Turdbo powered

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/maestro-2-0-TD-/332262242629?hash=item4d5c5f7945:g:ffwAAOSwvflZP6-j

[MorrisItalSLX]

More Maestro goodness

 

 

There is something about white hubcaps on white cars that just looks so right

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-1275-L-/272682223886?hash=item3f7d20890e:g:ZvMAAOSw-89ZPo6U

[MorrisItalSLX]

Brown HiAce

 

 

WCPGW?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Left-hand-drive-Toyota-Hiace-LH20-2-2-diesel-long-wheel-base-mini-bus-/172732281301?hash=item2837a571d5:g:RVgAAOSwTf9ZQnKd

[Braddon81]

Minty fresh Marina

 

 

 

Lovely, just plain lovely.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-1-3-SDL-Saloon-Only-26644-Miles-/222546382724?hash=item33d0cc4f84:g:FuoAAOSwbtVZQbmr

[Stanky]

Well, its been a bleak week down here in the south, but a few gems have floated to the surface of the shite cauldron. Firstly I give you a badermatic version fo the perennial giffer favourite the Honda Logo

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-logo-/332264750291?hash=item4d5c85bcd3:g:SVgAAOSw3h1ZQj7K

[Stanky]

Next up, another giffer favourite, but a bit older, a lot more pogweaseled.

 

 

Are the inset foglights in the grille standard?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Mitisbushi-Colt-spares-or-repair-/232373036452?hash=item361a8325a4:g:LX4AAOSwXY5ZQlz9

[Stanky]

Some twat will buy this, max power it, then wrap it round a lamppost.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-Saloon-Classic-Vintage-Retro-Custom-Stance-Euro-Project-LOOK-/302346563062?hash=item4665426df6:g:NyoAAOSwDrNZPSys

[Stanky]

Finally, a direct rival to the mitsubishi in the giffer-mobile stakes. Buy both and do a feature for Dollywobblers Retro Japanese mag

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-GL-1-4-manual-EE-EF-EG-EK-/112444266250?hash=item1a2e33570a:g:mBUAAOSw8d5ZQpMe

[oldcars]

What is this for?

CR Smith mobile sales unit?

[BorniteIdentity]

I've never been that interested in Acclaims, but for £450, this one seems a pretty good deal

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/triumph-acclaim-1.3-1984-/1248492837

 

 

As a man who has dedicated his entire life to finding moderate thrills, this looks sufficiently disappointing.

 

Message sent.

[michael t]

The current owner had laid the foundations for twattery by bolting on those silly wheels, thankfully an undiagnosed 'fuel issue' is preventing him from progressing with its destruction.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-polo-mk2-breadvan-1993-mk2f-project-/222533766012?hash=item33d00bcb7c:g:KP4AAOSw03lY4ofK

 

[michael t]

Seriously impressive Pogweasel Pinkage... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volkswagen-polo-1-4-CL-tired-but-usable-with-work-MOT-TLL-23rd-OCTOBER-17-/122540155430?hash=item1c87f66226:g:ltUAAOSwY3BZHZuU

 

[michael t]

Never used to blink an eye at early Punto's but theses pre-face lift models are just beginning to become attractive..... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-V-Fiat-Punto-1-2-60-SX-/112437977997?hash=item1a2dd3638d:g:Iz4AAOSwFJBZO9E0

 

[Stanky]

/\ /\ /\

 

I had a Mk1 Punto ELX 1.6 8v which went like shit off a shovel everywhere. It got part ex'd when it blew its head gasket but it was one of my favourite cars I've ever owned.

[John F]

Right... I didn't really know where to put this... it's fucking terrible as it stands, but it seems quite straight (lol!) and I suspect the barrying can be undone. Ultimately it's ended up in here because it's not advertised for a ludicrous amount.

 

Can't decide whether you'd rather spend your money on a Capri or a banana? Here's the solution.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-/292153230955?hash=item4405b0866b:g:7hsAAOSwfpVZEIbH

[bunglebus]

Ital Pickup

 

 

Not sure what to think about this one...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Morris-Ital-575-Pick-Up-ABSOLUTE-SHOW-STOPPER-over-10K-spent-HEAD-TURNER-/162555707636?hash=item25d91340f4:g:hdcAAOSwOMdZQ7ng

I think it's lovely, BUT - why do people spend £££ restoring a car and leave the f*cking door striker plates on when they paint it? 

[Matt]

There can't be many of these still kicking about in the UK

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332262970492

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-ford-transit-camper-/263040931972?hash=item3d3e761884:g:RL8AAOSw0hlZOAnH

 

'I am very reliable company are use called Smits'

 

Well, that's cleared that up, then. But not why you have giant pencils in the toilet.

 

[Matt]

How nice is this? Right up the road from me but I've never seen it before.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162553147434

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PIAGGIO-APE-50-PICKUP-BARN-FIND-PROJECT-/222548208204?hash=item33d0e82a4c:g:an8AAOSwyltZQ9kr

[Cavcraft]

'You're the high bidder. | Increase maximum bid'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-L-sundream-rare-barnfind-/201956951339?hash=item2f0592852b:g:6FoAAOSwOMdZPZP-

 

6,789,289,613 words all in one row warning.

[Matt]

This appeared in a scrap yard carrying a scrap Transit last week. Take that, progress!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112443226163

[Cavcraft]

'Yeah, yeah, won't be a minute. Just having a whazz in next door's washing machine' 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Ford-JPS-Capri-/232374521694?hash=item361a99cf5e:g:V0oAAOSwCkZZQ886