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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WAHEY!

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-mk3-/322498579593?hash=item4b1669cc89:g:e4gAAOSwuLZY3g4I

 

 

'1.4 spi'

 

 

​There's literally nothing not to like about that car.

 

​£525

 

​Except the price.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I'm posting this just because of its odd spec.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/2002-peugeot-306-meridian-d-1.9-diesel-estate/1235558876

 

 

It's a Meridian, which is the top-bollock trim level (bar the GTi). So it has half-leather seats, air con, all round electric windows, and front fogs.

 

However, I checked with the DVLA tax check too, the advert isn't wrong... this one is a 1.9D. WTF. I've never seen a Meridian with the 1.9D before. All the diesel Meridians I've seen before have been the 2.0HDi.

 

Luxury trim with poverty-spec powertrain. Mmmmmm.

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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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I read it and it was a delight. The seller is the biggest cunt in the world.

 

 "LEAVING YOUR FOOT ON THE CLUTCH AT THE LIGHTS IS A NO NO,,,THE PEDAL WILL STAY DOWN,,,COMES BACK WHEN YOU PULL IT BACK AND NO IT,S NOT A FAULT,,,READING THE HANDBOOK IN THE HISTORY FILE IT IS ONE OF THE DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS AND QUITE NORMAL FOR THE CAR,,ANOTHER POINTER TO THE CARS ORIGINALITY,"

 

He must think everyone else is too- likes his commas don't he?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Next time someone tells you Yank cars are GR8, point them to this pile of old bollocks

 

 

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'http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-PONTIAC-BONNEVILLE-BARN-FIND-/272649686162?hash=item3f7b300c92:g:aWwAAOSwuMZZA7Q9

 

'THE MISSUS THEN ACCIDENTALLY SMASHED THE BACK WINDOW BY FLICKING A STONE UP FROM THE LAWN MOWER'

 

Anyone who's daft enough to believe that is daft enough to have a wife who mows a concrete drive.

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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One of the better shit photo efforts. This is his main picture but all the rest are of the same high standard.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1939-Vauxhall-10-4-ten-four-vintage-car-pre-WWII-Survivor-runs-drives-rat-look/192167553381?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D13b16d4f1c8e48dca06ba2eac6d27002%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142365650400

 

 

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Next time someone tells you Yank cars are GR8, point them to this pile of old bollocks

 

 

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'http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-PONTIAC-BONNEVILLE-BARN-FIND-/272649686162?hash=item3f7b300c92:g:aWwAAOSwuMZZA7Q9

 

'THE MISSUS THEN ACCIDENTALLY SMASHED THE BACK WINDOW BY FLICKING A STONE UP FROM THE LAWN MOWER'

 

Anyone who's daft enough to believe that is daft enough to have a wife who mows a concrete drive.

 

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Yes but look at those seats!

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Cheers, Baws, this cropped up when I looked at that pile of wank:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-L-1300-S-1983-350/332199525576?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43770%26meid%3Dd2e5062ba6644807aa041c5e965a2680%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252904060168

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Interior is fantastic!

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Cavcraft to the beige hot-line, for this is shit-hot...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-CESARO-WHITE-2-0i-GENUINE-58000-MILES-FSH/232316383142?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43770%26meid%3Dd2e5062ba6644807aa041c5e965a2680%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252904060168

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G'day, Do you have any cars that, if I purchased, would make me the dog's bollocks on an online forum about shit cars?

 

Of course! Step this way sir...

 

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https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lancia-Montecarlo-1981/SSE-AD-4226843/?Cr=9

 

 

The bloke whom I bought my firstest everest Lancia off had a black Montecarlo in his garage.  It gave me TEH PERV.  He let me do filthy and disgusting acts to it for a minute or so, before throwing me out (with a red Beta Spyder).

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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That looks like it was the venue for the All England Wanking Tramp in a Car Championship of 1997.  A memorable contest that year.  It went to a video replay and a Steward's Inquiry before Drunk Jack McDrunk of Arbroath was narrowly edged into second place by defending champion Terence "Trouser Stains" O'Rahilly of St Albans.    The Hon Campaspe Traffic-Shouter of Belgravia and Cheltenham Ladies' College took the third podium place.

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