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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'it's the lambda probe, I couldn't be arsed changing it, it makes it stutter when it goes into limp mode, limp mode is the same as the normal mode but with a pretty light'

 

'broke my fucking leg so gotta wait on other people for a lift.' 

 

'it is what it is, it's a shirty car that keeps going, oh, and the inside is a fucking shithole, I'd clean it ... but I'm not gonna.'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-wagon-R-1-3-/302261762469?hash=item46603479a5:g:GFcAAOSwol5Y1GO9

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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check out this fucking spanner

 

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I'd love to show this to the buyer who's 'collecting tomorrow'. Bet if you say "I'll do it for £50' he'll give you the big FO for being too expensive. Morons man.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Misery personified

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk5-/282411888323?hash=item41c10f6ec3:g:JzEAAOSwdGFY2TIe

 

 

£180 for a dog wank Escort with no MOT seems as achievable as my ambition to ride a Raleigh RSW (sans chainsaw engine) in the TdF next year and take the yellow jersey in the mountains stage.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I suppose one plus of this is that when you break down you could use the headlight to run projector shows of Hector's House and Mary, Mungo and Midge

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mz-es-125-/282411872109?hash=item41c10f2f6d:g:57IAAOSwTM5Y2TYM

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-164-2-0-TS-Excellent-Condition-Elegant-Classic-Rare-series-one-car-/172597063678?hash=item282f962ffe:g:IcgAAOSwImRYaoIQ

 

i want this so, SO much.... even if it i only the twin spark.

 

when new i thought these were the finest looking machines on the road.

 

the intervening years have been kinder to these than they have been to me,

 

cos this still looks fab.

 

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its not even thatg far from home..... oh dear!

 

EDIT- mot history makes interesting reading, the last couple of years there have been "issues" with corrosion. 

 

so maybe not for me, :-(

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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I suppose one plus of this is that when you break down you could use the headlight to run projector shows of Hector's House and Mary, Mungo and Midge

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mz-es-125-/282411872109?hash=item41c10f2f6d:g:57IAAOSwTM5Y2TYM

Good god I remember those, I must be really out of touch as I'm surprised that there's a reserve on it and amazed that at £200 it's not met

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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Im a bit too drunk to care (blamer talking to Yanks for that) but is that a P76 for sale?!?

A  drink mor and ill id be in to bid 

 

Having sobered up, am I wear that yes it is a P76, but sadly NOT in the UK. 

 

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Do you want to own a Corsa? Well how about one of the rare Corsa B convertibles? one thats not been barriyed. Actually it's in bloody good condition for 178,000 miles!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Corsa-1-4-Red-CONVERTIBLE-1998-/222444678177?hash=item33cabc6c21:g:ImYAAOSwsW9Yzlxf

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Look at the reg! TOILET!!!!! Not quite enough cyls for JM, but brown velour and Mills-o-matic and is pre 1987

 

 

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Everybody loves a Neon.  Especially an auto with an intermittent ignition fault.  Rather strange excess of detail in the ad but at least he's honest, I'm guessing these must shift pretty well being a 2.0 in a relatively small car.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Neon-2ltr-GLS-Auto1999-T-Low-Miles-MOT-May-Good-Plate-North-West-Wales-/252832929135?hash=item3ade04556f:g:HpIAAOSwuxFY0QK8

 

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I can't help but like these, even though they are in theory the dictionary definition of 'dull', plus this one's not even a colour.  Still would, despite grotty interior and brake problems.  Lack of photos (in fact, there is only one, duplicated) but seems like bodywork is a bit battered in places.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-b4-passat-estate-/332166503393?hash=item4d56aa9be1:g:4UoAAOSwSlBY2WuQ

 

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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I can't help but like these, even though they are in theory the dictionary definition of 'dull', plus this one's not even a colour.  Still would, despite grotty interior and brake problems.  Lack of photos (in fact, there is only one, duplicated) but seems like bodywork is a bit battered in places.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-b4-passat-estate-/332166503393?hash=item4d56aa9be1:g:4UoAAOSwSlBY2WuQ

 

 

 

My Black VR6 one of those (same year) wasn't too dull.  :)

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