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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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Just checked his other listings but there isn't one with a V5, bulkhead and ID in it...

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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Yes, this is a 2004 L322 that someone has tried to put new Range Rover parts on.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252809350408

 

This annoys me more than it has any right to, to the point I'm somewhat laughing in rage. 

 

 

 

This was a perfect £6000 Range Rover when I bought it. 

 

I honestly have no words for this... 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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P100 with LS400 v8 in it. On stock brakes and suspension obvz

 

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how the fuck did they get that in there? I heard the p100 has a longer front end than a standard cortina, which would possibly explain it (could be bollocks).

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-P100-FITTED-WITH-1UZ-4-0-V8-LEXUS-ENGINE-/332158110278?hash=item4d562a8a46:g:WokAAOSwB-1YzThD

  • Disco Fever, Supernaut, anonymous user and 3 others
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Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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Our South African friends seem to stick those Lexus 4.0 V8's in assorts especially Alfas. I have been doing quite a lot of research into the SA market for an imminent business venture. More news once a few more details are sorted.

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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This annoys me more than it has any right to, to the point I'm somewhat laughing in rage. 

 

 

I honestly have no words for this... 

 

I know and the L322 is a fine looking car, especially the later ones with narrower headlights. I think the new ones can be pretty nice too if specced properly but I don't see why anyone would bother doing that.

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Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Volkswagen-Golf-MK5-2-0-FSI-Auto-110kw-28500miles-done-only-/322456808313?hash=item4b13ec6b79:g:NZMAAOSwLnBX91s6

 

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Not sure what to make of this, import style number plate housings and listed as 2.0FSI but

 

ONLY 1 OWNER ON V5,ON V5 SHOWS ENGINE SIZE 1098CC(should be very cheap tax and inciurins)

 

Was looking for a runabout for Mrs. Fever but will probably give this a miss.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Good afternoon, Stup....

 

'Anything whatsoever I ask for?'

 

​If you think it, we'll ink it!

 

'Ok, can I have Deidre Barlow on the toolbox door....'

 

No problem, chief. Owt else?

 

'Err, oh aye, tell you what have a cannabis plant firing some spunky golf clubs into a toilet seat that's in the sea'
 

 

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'this is not going to be sold for peanuts'

 

Fuck knows why, he clearly got a monkey to paint it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vespa-pk50-/172576521580?hash=item282e5cbd6c:g:dlcAAOSw4A5YpW82

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

Good morning, Stupid & Co, how may I he....

 

'Can you do stuff from the telly and that, like?'

 

​Yeah, sure. What would you like?

 

'Remember that episode of The Supervet on CH4 where Kate Bush got naked and pulled her best coming face, but she got attacked by a giant chicken skeleton with a handlebar moustache?'

 

​Erm, I'm afraid I can't recall that showing, sir

 

'FFS, you MUST have seen it? Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick had really bad varicose veins and stood in dog shit to crawl underneath the carcass'

 

Nope, sorry, it doesn't ring a bell, chief.

 

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'Listen, you dizzy bint, it was the one where that bird had a crocodile stuck up her arse, you MUST remember that, FFS?

 

​Sorry, sir, I DO remember now you mention it. It'll be ready on Friday...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-trike-/132127534472?hash=item1ec36a2d88:g:QNAAAOSwax5YybCl

 

'Item location: Rhyl'

 

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155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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These are HOW MUCH already???/  Bloody hell, I almost feel I should have a go at that!

 

Edit: I typed that before reading the ad.  Now I see it's got the Devil's engine, so perhaps not.  On the other hand, and Alfa for 400............

Was thinking the same,but it might as well be in Australia & couldn't live with that interior  :?

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