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Guest Breadvan72

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I don't think so.  If he accepts an offer you might be able to get that for nearer £2200

 

 

Junkman, as my Irish resident agent, get the fuck on the case.

Guest Breadvan72

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Proper shite ad on Facebook shite cars

 

 

 

FOR SALE, this absolute parcel of shit.... 55 plate Saab 93 diesel.... basically a vectra in a Swedish wig.... has a long MOT, most likely was a bent one, it's done similar mileage to your bird at 133k miles n it's got a big towbar on the back so you can pull the fat bitch out of bed in the mornin when she won't make you a brew the selfish cow.... engine and gearbox are good, runs like a smackhead with a stolen sky box n a block of cheese under his arm, and it's still showing taxed so you won't get pulled when your out n about selling Sputnik to kids wearin manbags..... all the lights work as you can see, and it looks like the previous owner washed it EVERYDAY.... with a fucking brick!! No timewasters, serious buyers only. Ideal cheap family car at £695 if you can handle your wife leaving you for a crackhead on a mountain bike n your kids denying you as their father when you drop em off at school in the pile of shit...... part exchange welcome.

 

 

He's not wrong, either:

 

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Guest Breadvan72

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I'll swap you for my pile of shite grandad mobile diesel Cmax! Basically a Peugeot trying to act American, this bag of knackers goes quicker then Rolf Harris chasing a school bus! MOT till September which is good timing after your split-arse has just blown your entire savings on new uniforms for the brats despite having enough in draw to clothe fckin Africa! Plenty of new parts on the shed due to old ones either falling off or robbed by some little crack head trying to pimp up his mobility scooter! Mileage is also at 130+ meaning plenty more miles yet to pick up some dirty old prostitutes and seats fold down for getting your money's worth out of them! Body work is as smooth as Vanessa felches backside and it's got a CD player to listen and cry over George Micheal whilst smoking off your crack pipe! Has some knocking coming from underneith but I'm afraid of answering it incase it's Bailiffs and abs light on as I was short on Christmas lights for the car!!

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Guest Breadvan72

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More than a tad overdone, and too many crack references, but I liked the line about the Bailiffs.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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 Body work is as smooth as Vanessa felches backside

 

I did chuckle

 

Then had a vision of said backside, felched

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Am I the only one that read that appalling ad in Bernard Mannings voice?

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

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Out of the two of them (Saab or C-Max) I would choose.....The.....Saab..But not at £695..

Guest Breadvan72

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Double post, deleted

 

Sorry, phat phingaz.

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Guest Breadvan72

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Am I the only one that read that appalling ad in Bernard Mannings voice?

 

Him, or the equally terrible Roy Chubby Brown.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hang on, that is a v6 but in the lowest available 6 cyl spec I think? Ford's etis system has it down as as LX. It is described as a 'Mondeo v6 24v' by cazana, which on howmanyleft equates to about 20 left on the road in this spec. This is a rarity. Good spot!  

 

However, MOT history suggests some (many?) visits to the welder and also the sills looks as though they're next on the list. 

 

So despite the rarity value, probably not the one to save given the mileage as well. Shame.

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hang on, that is a v6 but in the lowest available 6 cyl spec I think? Ford's etis system has it down as as LX. It is described as a 'Mondeo v6 24v' by cazana, which on howmanyleft equates to about 20 left on the road in this spec. This is a rarity. Good spot!  

 

However, MOT history suggests some (many?) visits to the welder and also the sills looks as though they're next on the list. 

 

So despite the rarity value, probably not the one to save given the mileage as well. Shame.

Low spec high-mile V6 Mondeo with manual box?  Has anyone checked for signs of police kit having been removed? ;)

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