eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Bufflo-/192120161507?hash=item2cbb4104e3:g:BO8AAOSw4CFYuwId

 

'the cab was zibarted from new, and it has saved it quite well'

 

'Now I am sure you are woundering'

 

​Sadly he doesn't mention that it needs new bumbers or how many mouths MOT it hasn't got.

[0ldCh0d]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-207d-classic-van-/222430231338?hash=item33c9dffb2a:g:ez4AAOSwB-1YvJ9s

 

'Engine is a great runner, but please bring 27 pairs of hands to push it over that bit of cardboard and help change gear'

 

These old things usually do quite strong money.

[Guest Breadvan72]

SD1 in proper Autoshite 2000 spec!  SUPA-SPAFF!!!!

 

Lets itself down a bit by not having windy uppy windaz, and being a bit poshtrim, but otherwise, yarooooooooo!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-sd1/152451565578?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3Df0d50006195f497eb3f5ecac30b8fdce%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232258151322

 

 

[wuvvum]

These old things usually do quite strong money.

GR9 4 EXPORT innit.  When you have the whole length of Botswana to get up to speed the lack of power isn't such an issue, and the OM616 engine can be fixed with a lump hammer.

[Guest Breadvan72]

What is the red chodemobile behind the white Rover?  I should know, but am having ASanorakfailmoment.

[cort16]

furk

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-Opel-record-rare-1976-R-/282384563231?hash=item41bf6e7c1f:g:AZUAAOSwXYtYvFRZ

[Cavcraft]

What is the red chodemobile behind the white Rover?  I should know, but am having ASanorakfailmoment.

 

FIAT or Lada?

[Mr Laurence]

bASe spec with steel wheels, windy windows and 39000 miles - I didn't realise they made them this bare bones. Looks really lovely to me, though it's probably also been posted here a billion times before.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C782615

 

[panhard65]

ATTENTION PANHARD! Cheap Bentley, Under £400 with 50 mins to go... I suspect it will shoot up but you never know. 

 

It is probably cheap for a reason though:

 

 

Good customer service skillz there.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bentley-rolls-Royce-mulsanne-turbo-classic-car-spares-or-repair-project-/322443067609?hash=item4b131ac0d9:g:KX4AAOSw32lYuHqO

Bugger missed that one, it was the poor old thing that was engine raped for the shadow he also had for sale

[Guest Breadvan72]

furk

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-Opel-record-rare-1976-R-/282384563231?hash=item41bf6e7c1f:g:AZUAAOSwXYtYvFRZ

 

 

 

Nice Peugeot M9!  [/increasingly boring gag]

[MarvinsMom]

is it wrong to want an SD1, with a 2 litre engine?

 

especially if its a nifty colour, like Arum white......

[Guest Breadvan72]

That Moonraker SD1 bASe is uber fabulous.

 

Unlike this strangely fucked up purple one (BMW Techno Violet Violence).

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C834602

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

is it wrong to want an SD1, with a 2 litre engine?

 

 

No, it is one of the rightest things in EVAH.  Only a diesel one would be more Autoshite, but you have to be Italian to get one of those.

[cort16]

x-pack init blood

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-a35-/201843946703?hash=item2efed634cf:g:77oAAOSwCU1YvVCM

[wuvvum]

Bosch-pumped XUD Xantia in Wales.  Needs minor welding, but cheap nonetheless.

 

[anonymous user]

Oh the poor little thing, thank God it's a homemade body kit, at least that means there's unlikely to be another

[Cavcraft]

FFS, that A35 looks like a coal bunker.

[Guest Breadvan72]

SD1 Guru EssDeeWon points out that the white 2000 may perhaps have had the front spoiler and alloys from a posher version added on.  Lovely steelies and no chin spoilery on the blue one.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd love an SD1 2000 but couldnt ever spend more than about 600 on one

[Guest Breadvan72]

FIAT or Lada?

 

Something like that, probz.

[wuvvum]

Here is a diesel Peugeot, on the Wirral, with lots of MOT, a knackered starter motor and a mouldy interior, for £100 BIN.  If Billy doesn't buy this there's something wrong with the world.

 

[wuvvum]

Diesel Carlton saloon with a quad headlight conversion, which I don't think I've seen before.  Bit salty mind.

 

[wuvvum]

Shitefest accommodation = sorted.

 

 

It's even MOT'd until two weeks afterwards.  (Honestly.)

[wuvvum]

3 headed monster in Walesshire.

 

[Jim Bergerac]

2008 seems like yesterday to me but here's a 2008 car for £500: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701211516567?

 

[cort16]

Fancy a VW Phaeton but want to ensure financial rectal prolapse if something goes wrong? Step into my showroom sir.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-VOLKSWAGEN-PHAETON-W12-5-SEAT-SILVER-/272574066467?hash=item3f76ae2f23:g:TJYAAOSwuxFYt0Dwurl&clk_rvr_id=1178527774450&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

[AMC Rebel]

Fancy a VW Phaeton but want to ensure financial rectal prolapse if something goes wrong? Step into my showroom sir.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-VOLKSWAGEN-PHAETON-W12-5-SEAT-SILVER-/272574066467?hash=item3f76ae2f23:g:TJYAAOSwuxFYt0Dwurl&clk_rvr_id=1178527774450&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

 

Would (in spite of myself).

 

Edit - but not at that price.

[cort16]

Me too!

[AMC Rebel]

2008 seems like yesterday to me but here's a 2008 car for £500: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701211516567?

 

 

I love these - Lotus innit?

[Cavcraft]

Here is a diesel Peugeot, on the Wirral, with lots of MOT, a knackered starter motor and a mouldy interior, for £100 BIN.  If Billy doesn't buy this there's something wrong with the world.

 

 

 

Terrible advert saved by the fact they seem to have got Audrey Hepburn taking a picture of the boot.

 

 

*Edit: I'll have to try and see the car now

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fancy-dress-navy-and-pink-adult-school-girl-outfit-/232259734997?hash=item3613c24dd5:g:~e4AAOSwB-1YsHOb