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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Christ that Dodge thing is a dismal old POS. I can't see one redeeming feature! Grotty interior, 210k, liquorice tyres, shitty paintwork, all applied to a bland asthmatic 'sub-compact' of zero interest whatsoever. It's like a yank version of a 51-plate Peugeot 307 being sold on Facebook by a drug addict.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hey that's sweet. I reckon I'd just look like a massive nonce driving round in it though

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I met a farmer using one of those as his daily hack last year, his looked a lot better splashed in muck with the back loaded up with stuff. Sounded well as he left the petrol station too.

 

Why not more farmers use that septic stuff is beyond me.

It's a much more ambient work environment than anything Europe or - harrumph - Japan is able to muster,

built like a Tonka toy, a mongtard can fix it and spares are available like water.

I don't think farmers do enough miles for OMGMPG being of any concern.

I would also be interested in designing and engineering a facility that creates methane gas literally from the shit

farm animals - well - shit and run one of these with it.

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I have had many Italian cars, and an Italian GF.

I'm too old for that kinda shit now.

 

 

I have, er .....visited, er, several European countries, but never Italy.

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Hey that's sweet. I reckon I'd just look like a massive nonce driving round in it though

 

 

 

"Hello little kid, if I give you a sweetie will you come in my car?"

 

"Mister, give me the whole packet and I'll come in your mouth."

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I have, er .....visited, er, several European countries, but never Italy.

There will be the day when the furthest I travel abroad is the Isle of Wight.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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OOOF on that 75. Pre project deprive and rare cloth personal line at a great price.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Wow.  Very diesel.  Much want.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Montego-2-0D-T-Countryman-Estate-/132100847473?hash=item1ec1d2f771:g:OFMAAOSw5cNYkJPI

 

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Nice pictures and good advert but it's a shame they didn't mention they tried to MOT it in September last year and it failed on rot - although the yellow chalk rather gives that away.  Doesn't look beyond redemption.

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There will be the day when the furthest I travel abroad is the Isle of Wight.

 

 

I wasn't really talking about travel.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Unsure what kind of car you're driving? Simply ask Grzegorz Ludziejewski, (For Sale In Blacon - Chester And Beyond ) to see if can help

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Early L model which means best manual gear handle everattachicon.gifimage.jpeg

 

Best remote gear linkage tooattachicon.gifimage.jpeg

 

 

And the funny thing is it all worked brilliantly! I learnt to drive in one of those, which subsequently became my first car.

 

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