eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chenard-Et-Walcker-1930S-sedan-barn-find-super-rare-1930s-hotrod-restore-as-is-/122360449406

 

 

barn find super rare 1930s hotrod /restore as is

 

No, you unimaginative solid rubber brain, neither of this.

 

 

located Stockport

 

I just can't blow this place up, despite it's my civil duty.

 

 

judging by the rubberneckers at my house its creating a lot of interest so won't be here long

 

But I'll start with you dolt.

[trigger]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/reliant-super-robin-1976-motd/1218039471

 

This looks so amazingly depressing that i love it! It's moted until October too!

[worldofceri]

[Guest Breadvan72]

Same as above if you're concerned with OMGMPG.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf-minibus-/182461407237

 

 

Cub scout van- even more kiddyfiddler than an old ice cream wagon.  

[Guest Breadvan72]

 

 

 

I would love to take that to Latitude and piss off the Kath Kidson VW van yummy mummies while they cook up their quinoa-tofu brochettes.  

 

"Tobias!  Jacinta! Don't go near that van!  You'll catch rickets!"

[Guest Breadvan72]

A Talbot camper, complete with a foutu second gear.  Autoshite home of dreams!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/talbot-express-campervan/332132786150?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3Da737a9dc87364dd786c912d0d0bc42db%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D262860802576

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

SPLORT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Series-1-1977-Alfasud-/232224373640?hash=item3611a6bb88:g:HOIAAOSwnHZYf-Fg&clk_rvr_id=1171396976493&utm_content=buffer39c8c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Talbotcamper also available in highly* sought after "Cavcraft" spec -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-camper-van/122362286903?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D3819a17f2e0145cf8156210a09e42181%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D332132786150

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Jayzerz howling fuck!

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/armstrong-siddeley/sapphire/115324

 

Want level exceeds believabilityness.

 

 

No joke, I would consider going halves or better still thirds on that with one or two other shiters.  I would only want to use it for taking my old mum on trips and such like shenanigans, but it would be ace.

[Guest Breadvan72]

RIMZ YEHZ

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-213s-classic-car-may-take-a-cheap-car-in-px/1218049878?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

PS:  why is that sort of car ALWAYS for sale outside that house?

[Guest Breadvan72]

OH FFSFROAGFYSYFF

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-bambi-rascal-VW-splitscreen-Motorhome-Camper-van-Motorhome-project/371870920237?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D1136794948c8498b8ef9e40afe8e4f0e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D361907761931

 

 

 

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

For those who have a strange fascination for 90s Citroens and Bosch pumpery -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222412085724

 

[Asimo]

RIMZ YEHZ

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-213s-classic-car-may-take-a-cheap-car-in-px/1218049878?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

 

 

 

 

I wonder if that still has the Peppa Pig headlining?

 

P.S. wish they had done these in 2 door.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Daddy Pig is an autoshiter.  He appears to be some sort of unemployed Old Etonian layabout, but a genial one. Mummy Pig does all the work.  Daddy Pig's car is truly terrible.   His brother, Uncle Pig, also has a shit car, and Uncle Pig's wife Auntie Pig is well Council, complete with too much slap and corblimey voice.  I am sorry that my daughter is past Peppa Pig age, as it's a hilarious show.  I love that Miss Rabbit has a vicious monopoly on all business activities in the area.  Oh well, at least nowadays I get to watch Teen Titans Go, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, which are fab.  Star Wars Rebels is a bit meh.

[Supernaut]

Adventure Time, and Regular Show

Both utterly brilliant.

[cort16]

I hate Miss Rabbit for her constant baiting of Grandpa pig over his miniature locomotive.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Both utterly brilliant.

  

 

Amazing World of Gumball is quite good too.

[Junkman]

Is that the one where a light blue cat is the brother of a goldfish?

You couldn't have sold that kind of shit to me even when I was a kid.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Yep, the goldfish starts as a pet (it is the 97th fish, the parents having lied about all the others, that died, obvs) . It evolves feet and speech and becomes the cat's brother.  The parents are a lazy, fat, stupid and unemployable rabbit dad, and a deranged cat mom.   They live in the 'burbs and have a shitbox station wagon.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Try Phineas and Ferb instead - comedy Germanic villain.  The one where he has to go home to his Mittel European country of origin to take his driving test is quite good.  The mom has a back story, but at least unlike in Family Guy she wasn't a porn star. I like the secret agent organisation that is called OWCA (Organisation Without a Cool Acronym).

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Bentley-S1-Barn-Find-Restoration-Project-Not-Salvage-1-FORMER-KEEPER-/262863498452

 

Some arsehole will restore it.

I'd so love to push it together with ten other shiters into the show corral at Chodmolestly.

[Junkman]

Half arsed photos in ad part 13,997:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-/122366058667

 

It's a City X. No really, it is, look:

 

[Junkman]

NSDAP brown Führerwagen anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-MERCEDES-500-SEL-AUTO-BROWN-/272564176250

 

Auxiliary heating system for those cold Reichskristallnachts:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CADILLAC-ELDRADO-CONVERTIBLE-1974-/182462438943

 

 

It's easy to make this your dream.

 

Yeah, but it's a nightmare to make it your reality.

[Junkman]

Be a 1980s Berlin pimp.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Mercedes-Benz-SL-500sl-koenig-/132102872597

 

 

 

Classified Ad price: £34,995.00

 

You have to be a 2010s pimp to be able to afford it, though.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

FUCK that Maestro is fantastic! I've chucked in a couple of bids already.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Oh Yawss!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Pontiac-Firebird-5-0-V8/112309302046?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3D3f8ca85ed6f54571a627e96f90105ad8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D182462438943

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Weird Pontaic dressed up as Ferrari

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/american-classic-cars/182460580325?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D41415%26meid%3Dace32d3e2000494ba61f701c91c90e15%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D112309302046

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

Pontiac history blah here.  Ferrari did sue the conversion company, as you might expect.

 

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/one-rarest-american-cars-counterfeit-ferrari-308/

 

Might drive OK - mid engined, 140 BHP V6, 5 speed Getrag.