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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I don't know if this is of any interest to anyone but saw it at a show today, It was up for £2000, no other details but i do have the number, It looks quite honest but needed bodywork, it looks like it's had sills over sills and it was a bit scabby here and there, Still for £2000 you could run it for a couple of summers tax free and still get your money back.

 

It was in Clacton, Essex.

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Scabby Supra, and check out the guy's feedback! :shock:

 

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absolutely BAD ebayer!!!! AVOID!!!!!! First class LIAR!!!!!

 

tractor was supposed to run . Got it home, engine was seized .The man is a liar

 

goods not as stated, none starter, plus fails to meet the description

 

CRIMINALS BEWARE!!! FRAUDULENT DESCRIPTION

 

HPI showed vehicle not cosha. HP outstanding. Dodgy VIN number

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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eBay Twat Volume 3 (thousand...)

 

For the avoidance of doubt, and to make it absolutely clear before you bid, Postage & Packing costs are not negotiable.

 

Postage & Packing is not only the cost of stamps but consists of the following.

 

1. I value my time as £30 per hour, packing parcels is costed at the same rate, I.E . 50 p per minute. On average it takes 5 - 7 minutes to pack an item, which is approximately £3.

 

2. I re use packaging where possible, but do purchase bubble wrap, jiffy bags and tape, this is part of packing cost

 

3. I make a 6 mile trip to the post office and wait for usually 20 - 40 minutes to post 1 or 10 items.I pay for my fuel and parking costs, and again use up time in doing so. One item time is £10 waiting time, but could be £20 waiting time.

 

Selling the Crown Jewels are we sir? No, it's just a fucking switch for a CZ. Fuck me sideways...

Why do I get the feeling he's some kind of chainsaw wielding, screaming girl stalking maniac? Perhaps the kind who would bill your relatives for petrol, 2-stroke oil, black bin bags, and the precise amount of wear to his spade incurred in burying your mutilated corpse.

I know Jawa CZ owners are a strange bunch, but even so...! He uses numbered points, and green 'ink' Say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink :wink:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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And 'Always add your mail address, as frequently Spam filters remove the mail reply' is bollocks because eBay usually try and not send messages that include people's e-mail address, as they know it's usually to speople can avoid fees.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

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True; putting 1 and 1 together, we get 'dodgy seller'. Just as well I wasn't desparate for his crap anyhow.

 

Unanimously voted "Worst Bike of the 70's", by Bike's roadtesters a few years ago (and I seem to recall it getting a retrospective kicking in MCN too)...

 

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...the Voskhod 175. Legend has it that all the reviews were so bad, the importers only ever sold about 15 in the UK. Therefore, I would. But not at £300. £3 maybe, but not £300.

 

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Nicely tatty old warhorse

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Scabby Supra, and check out the guy's feedback! :shock:

 

That has to be the worst feedback I have every seen - its 50% FFS :lol:

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Wow! Love that Peugeot 305 van. Used to drive one when I was a fresh-faced 18 year old. Probably where my love of XUD began.

 

I've got a friend with a Vokshod motorbike. Doesn't seem too bad, but it's definite bike-shite! It's great.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Ha that looks like when Saxo owners put OMG MASSIV INTERCOOLER sticking out into the bumper

 

Have 1996 CKDish Ledbury Maestro:

 

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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When the world goes all Mad Max in the next few years I hope I'll be roaming the wastelands in an old E30 with a boat engine. Superb.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That boat engined e30 is total fucking madness. It's kind of hard to figure out what exactly his end game was (other than trying to cross the channel) by sticking that lump in there. Do you recon it's still got 50/50 weight distribution?

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-BEDFORD- ... 1028683437

 

WANNA STAY IN YOUR ARMS FOREVER,

ONLY LOVE CAN SET YOU FREE

OH OH YEAH, OH OH YEAH

OH OH YEAH, OH OH YEAH

 

Than needs to be white and sporting British Gas decals FTW.

Wrong, it needs to be painted battle ship grey, have an E plate put on it, have windows put in the rear and filled with gap toothed flared trousered sandal wearing kids

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One day, I swear I will do this.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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STUPID & CO CAR TRADING. NEW LOWS STOOPED TO.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-RELIANT- ... 2ebe7b2fde

 

'HONEST I DONT WANT TO WASTE MY TIME'

 

What the f*ck did you knock it up for then? You could ahve wasted less time by not being a cheesey bellend and just leaving the car as it was before you wrecked it. 0.002/117,206: must do better.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-CLUBMAN- ... 2570d15d9c

 

It's actually difficult to tell what he's typed into the description as the last time I saw writing skills like this was when my 18 month old daughter threw a bowl of Alphabetti Spaghetti at the kitchen wall.

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