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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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How big are your 'nads? CL600 parked for a couple of years being sold by an illiterate. WCPGW?

 

Reason(s) for failure

 

 

Offside Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)

Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)

Nearside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)

Offside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)

Rear Fluid suspension pipe leaking (2.4.D.2)

Nearside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)

Offside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)

Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

Electronic stability system warning lamp indicates a fault (3.4.1c)

Front Tyre(s) incorrect because different size tyres are fitted on the same axle. (4.1.A.1a)

Nearside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)

Offside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)

Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Nearside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Offside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Nearside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Offside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

 

Ah....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-cl600-/292017364378?hash=item43fd975d9a:g:kysAAOSw5cNYkz8w

 

                                                    

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Ur nut kidding!

 

for spars or repars been stod sum things rong with the rear air suspension alloy body no mot privat no cash on collecton one of the weels is mising the last owner took for a repar and they lost it runs ok sat nav tv cd it needs to be put on a traler

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's a car that looks like it was used in a cheese rolling trial in Hereford

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spartan-kitcar-properly-registered-on-Q-plate-/222398403543?hash=item33c7fa53d7:g:KFUAAOSw4DJYlOhX

 

'I bought car but it takes up more space than I bargained for'

 

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Yes, fully see how you're struggling with that gargantuan behemoth on your 200 acre estate.

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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I have changed my mind about the orange V8 Lotus, but only because the advert contains the word "specificated".

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This car looks like the face my dog pulls when it's just pissed on the kitchen floor

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOKE-METRO-BASED-RARE-maybe-one-off-as-i-can-not-find-another-/122339632823?hash=item1c7c02a6b7:g:iQEAAOSwo4pYk6RR

 

'a unique vehicle never seen one before'

 

Thank. Fuck. For. That.

vonmon Rank: Renault 16

vonmon

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I have only ever seen one in real life, and that was in Krakow.  I thought it looked kind of cool, but I may have been off me pills at the time.

 

They're longer than you think an' all. Bastard things, hated mine. So I bought another. In my defence it was cheaper than chips.

vonmon Rank: Renault 16

vonmon

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Rover 800 Coupes have suddenly started twanging away at my chap, and to be fair, it's difficult to turn down such a hot prospect.

 

This KV6 has some leg, but looks a bit of alright. I think I'll hold out for a less well used sort...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252745830740

 

OOOF though

 

I'm in love. Gorgeous, gorgeous car. Fab-Yew-Luss.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hats off to anyone who can drink 17 pints of vodka then ride their alsation round the garden as they attempt to take pictures using a iPhone 1 in a bog roll tube

 

 

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Oh well, someone's on for a right bargain at 99p start, no reserve

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-IS200-S-AUTOand-is-200se-/332113695625?hash=item4d5384d389:g:w-QAAOSwnbZYIiDI

 

 

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iconNeg_16x16.gif Bad,head gasket gone fuel filter problem front disks bad,mot my arse.
l***e ( 105iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
During past 6 months  
  • Reply by antant_m9cem (06-Oct-16 21:35):
    THIS CHAP GIVEN EVERY OPPOURTUNITY TO INSPECT WITH HIS MECHANIC HE WAS DELIGHTED
  Honda Accord 2.2 i-CTDi Sport (#331930810156) £670.00

 

Ahh, nobody's perfect, give the seller a break

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif 2weeks ,no car,just excuses ,broken,i've got flu,its at the garageDEALS OFF
2***2 ( 5129iconGreenStar_25x25.gif)
During past 6 months   Citroen Xsara Picasso black 1.6 petrol Desire 2 2005 55 reg 11 months mot (#332037689989) £355.55 View Item 

 

 

FFS, poor bloke wasn't well!

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Should not be allowed to sell cars this car had no mot and he wouldn't sell
u***e ( 151iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
During past 6 months   Lexus IS200 S AUTO (#332037674936) £331.00 View Item

 

Must have been a different Lexus

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Car had been sold before auction end, seller still let auction run to finish.
g***o ( 94iconBlueStar_25x25.gif)
During past 6 months   Citroen Xsara Picasso black 1.6 petrol Desire 2 2005 55 reg 11 months mot (#332058229655) £275.00 View Item 

 

 

Minor mishap

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif keeps put car up for sale but won't give the winner the car
a***d ( 150iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
During past 6 months   Lexus IS200 S AUTO (#332068304637) £340.00 View Item 

 

 

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Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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That Delta is boiling my piss. It's not an integrale, it's an HF Turbo, its a bog standard edition one too, if it was a Martini edition I would gladly pay your asking price for the interior alone. It's the wrong car, with the wrong engine and wrong interior, with a body that has more holes than the rotherham united defence.

 

Rant over, as you were everyone.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Well, the ad does say that the car's not an Integrale.  But also says it is one.  Verdict: eBay.

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