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shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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GHOST OF CHRIMBO PAST

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-206-M ... 3f2072e226

 

Front speakers in matching orange feels like being at a concert'

 

I bet he's had some solo performances in that pile of shite.

 

Looks like The Equilser allowed himself to be swayed by a rather urban salesman when it came time to replace the XJ12.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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Shitting nora, I knew old Astons went for a lot less than RRP but I thought those were holding up at £30,000 ish... I think i might treat myself in just over a decade to something from their current range maybe a DB9 or a Vantage.

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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Shitting nora, I knew old Astons went for a lot less than RRP but I thought those were holding up at £30,000 ish... I think i might treat myself in just over a decade to something from their current range maybe a DB9 or a Vantage.

 

 

The bloke is a TVR breaker up in the North East gets some nice motors in

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Look at this piece of shit:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-COUPE-QUATTRO-UR-LOOKS-INDIVIDUAL-2-2-GT-SPEC-RARE-CLASSIC-/261142267678

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AUDI COUPE QUATTRO UR LOOKS INDIVIDUAL 2.2 GT SPEC RARE CLASSIC

 

Did they do a GT Quattro? Shirley if it says GT on the back its a pov spec GT 2WD?

 

RARE INDIVIDUAL RE-PAINTED IN MATT AUDI 2012 GREY AND PORSCH ORANGE DETAIL

PAINT COST IN EXCESS OF £1500

 

Fuck me, what a total twat spent £1,500 on that paint. You would have added more value to the car by having a picture of Jimmy Saville buggering a choirboy up the arse painted on the bonnet.

 

Lets look what else this cunt is selling?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGON-GOLF-POLO-1-4-16V-2004-COILOVERS-R32-LOOKS-/261126488081

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Jesus wept. What is it with painting bits of your car orange in Devon?

 

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Take the stickers off the car before you try and sell it! They will NOT add value to the car so you don't need several photos of them and none of the engine bay.

 

What else.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FIESTA-ANIMAL-1-4-DIESEL-SURF-BUS-2004-MODEL-71-MPG-/261119819675

$T2eC16NHJHoE9n3Kd2J,BQtSD3cHUg~~_12.JPG

 

Good god. take the stickers off it man. How old are you? 12? IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD UNLESS YOU ARE PREPUBESCENT!

 

FINISHED IN SILVER ICE METALLIC WITH BLUE PAINT DETAIL

MATCHING SPORT CLOTH INTERIOR AND LOTS OF SURFY EXTERIOR DETAIL

 

WTF is 'Sport Cloth'?

 

GREAT ECONOMICAL CAR UP TO 71 MPG

 

LOCALLY OWNED PART EXCHANGE VEHICLE

 

I fucking dread to think what it was P/X'd for? This?

 

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Another gawkish piece of shit coming up.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-1-6-INDIVIDUAL-BABY-BLUE-AND-BLACK-GLOSS-GTI-LOOKS-/261136656126?

$(KGrHqJHJDgFCIiQTz7,BQu27UfmqQ~~_12.JPG

 

CHEAPEST MK2 DUB OUT THERE !

 

ORLY?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C354690 £750

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C350604 £450

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C352039 £750

 

Oh look, now a FTO.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-FTO-VEILSIDE-KIT-WITH-PRIVATE-PLATE-WORTH-1000-/261144065235?

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INCLUDES £1000 PRIVATE PLATE - D15FTO MAKES THE CAR LOOK CHEAP

 

Well why don't you fucking sell it for £1,000?

 

HAS REAR FULL SPOILER ALTHOUGH NOT ON THE CAR

 

Wow. Thats fucking great that. I might take the spoiler off my Audi to achieve the same 'not on car' look. Might catch on.

 

WTF is this:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-PARIS-DAKAR-COMP-SAFARI-3-5-V8-HOLLY-CARBS-AUTO-/261136681401?

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Looks like it has been made by these 2 cunts

 

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He will be out of business within 6 months.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Actually, I think you could get a non-turbo quattro, which is presumably what that is. I don't mind the treatment actually and at least with one of those you avoid the hideousness that is the snobby world of ur-quattro.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

morris_ital_lover

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Jesus wept. What is it with painting bits of your car orange in Devon?

 

It is to ward off witches, still considered by many in Devon to be a genuine and substantial threat....

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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This is on my doorstep but I've never had the (mis)fortune to see any of these fine masterpieces on the road. Obviously I'm more than happy to investigate further should anyone on here feel their life is incomplete without orange paint and stickers.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Jesus wept. What is it with painting bits of your car orange in Devon?

 

It is to ward off witches, still considered by many in Devon to be a genuine and substantial threat....

 

 

Well they turned me into a newt

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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That's a steal, it would be 3-4k over here depending on the incense and shit VW branded clothing markets at the time. Someone with more time, money and endeavour about them could make weeks holiday and a couple of grand driving that back at its 57mph top speed

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That's a steal, it would be 3-4k over here depending on the incense and shit VW branded clothing markets at the time. Someone with more time, money and endeavour about them could make weeks holiday and a couple of grand driving that back at its 57mph top speed

 

Its only in paris, so if you got an Easyjet or Jet2 early on in the day you could be back in blighty with it the same day. Getting it home from Dover would take longer than the rest of the mission!

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Jesus wept. What is it with painting bits of your car orange in Devon?

 

It is to ward off witches, still considered by many in Devon to be a genuine and substantial threat....

 

 

£1500 on paint??

15p on application thereof.

Look at the lines front to back on the bonnet!!

Looks remarkably simlia to rattle can width.....there again, fair enough, could be bag and 1/2 spent on rattle cans.

 

EDIT: With the utter crap they're selling and no feedback I wonders, are they actually a Ltd Co??

Companies House check anyone?

 

EDIT AGAIN!!! And whats more that Polo thing with the bronze wheels has three fricking prices, check the pics for £4295 and £2495 and the ad is £1895.

Wouldn't be the first or the last......

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