eBay tat volume 3.

[LessThanEqual]

Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish I could buy a Toyota MR2 with a Peugeot 206 rear end"? If so, I have the perfect car for you.

[meggersdog]

Bit of damage to the bumper and wing,little bit of rust but it's unrecorded.

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34512256?searchId=357140649

[Cavcraft]

And...at number six is Be Alone No More by Another Level. And YOU would be alone no more in this snazzy bijou little custom compact offroad expedition adventure caravan camper. If I'd have one of these back in the day that bird out of All Saints wouldn't have bothered with that gobshite from Oasis and I wouldn't be dead.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-compact-off-road-capable-expedition-adventure-camper-caravan-/172376169278?hash=item28226b9b3e:g:1wIAAOSwCGVYAnL~

 

 

Number 5 is 'When I need You' by Will Mellor and the Sill Welders. Rumour has it Will penned this ditty when on a bodywork course run by Stevie Wonder at York College for the afflicted.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Rascal-restoration-spares-/232107841241?hash=item360ab496d9:g:8JEAAOSwpLNX-TzL

 

Big climber now as we reach no. 4. 'Truly Madly OLLI' by Salvage Gardens was an iconic hit for our Antipodean friends.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-LAND-ROVER-88-4-CYL-GREEN-SPARES-REPAIRS-Project-SALVAGE-Series-3-swb-/182285646337?hash=item2a71123a01:g:3qAAAOSwmLlX3tQ8

 

 

Straight in to the top 3 at 3 is '(No) Docs-ter Jones' by Aqua. Unbeknown to most people Aqua is actually French for  Aye, Qu'en est-il de cela, Abruti?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-maverick-spares-or-repair-french-registered-no-docs-/291905259730?hash=item43f6e8c8d2:g:iAMAAOSwh2xX-scL

 

 

Nearly there now shitesters, as we enter the top two, what will be number one? Well, it isn't......

 

'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion. Unfortunately for Miss Dion her heart didn't go on and she came a cropper in the nonce's wing of HMP DVLA in Swansea. But let's not talk about the inside of prisons, some of my old mates have nearly ended up there (big hello to the Hairy Cornflake, not 'arf)

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-1970-V5-LOGBOOK-TAX-EXEMPT-PART-SHELL-/331990060424?hash=item4d4c264d88:g:hlYAAOSwTA9X85yC

 

 

I've been Alan Fluff Freeman and this weeks charts have been sponsored by Operation Yewtree's Beyond The Grave Department. BIG SHOUT OUT to my main crew, yo. And we leave you with the number one single of Feb 2nd the chart topping 'Brimful of Astra' by CornersCut. Tune in next week where I almost certainly can't be arsed doing this again.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra-GLS-auto-1996-3-months-MOT-Scrap-or-Salvage-Running-Perfectly-/182306988132?hash=item2a7257e064:g:CsoAAOSwNRdX-PyW

 

 

[meggersdog]

Driver's door damaged but again unrecorded.

http://www.copart.co.uk/uk/Lot/34949566?searchId=1046351209

[Tamworthbay]

 

'it has been safely in storage for the past 18 months'

 

'Car has been off road (Sorn) for past 18 months'

 

'The car will need 4 new tyres to pass an MOT'

 

'So buy it, put 4 tyres on it, get it MOT'd'

 

'Number 57 off the production line and according to the Sera collectors club, easily the earliest version of the Sera on the road.'

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-SERA-CLASSIC-GULL-WING-CAR-FOR-COLLECTOR-/322295166084?hash=item4b0a49f484:g:tzcAAOSwh2xYAnkb

car is described as A1 but needs tyres, has rust, has the complex windows jammed and some other issues.

 

I would hate to see an E5

[egg]

Sporty Essex Ignis. Be careful, you'll want two.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-ignis-sport-2004-one-careful-lady-owner-from-new-Essex-/252587970062

 

[egg]

It is 90's blue inside and out and wants to WBoD with you. Watchlisted.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-passat-2-0-petrol-rare-example-only-72000-miles-on-clock-/182315370533

 

[egg]

Abstract art.

 

FORD MONDEO MK1 1993/1996 HATCHBACK BOOT SPOILER VGC

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-MK1-1993-1996-HATCHBACK-BOOT-SPOILER-VGC-/162239406383

 

this is the only image....

 

[cort16]

another nice but cheap early e39 BMW

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-528i-bmw-service-history-no-faults-drives-a1-/222282839658?hash=item33c116f66a:g:zzEAAOSwh2xYAnPe

[cort16]

hepatitis b-reg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-FIAT-309-EX-BLOOD-DONATION-VEHICLE-BUS-BASED-EXCELLENT-ORIGINAL-CONDITIONS-/322295095344?hash=item4b0a48e030:g:i~0AAOSwYIxYAltM

[Snipes]

I think this has been on before but I'm posting it anyway 'cos I like it. Very clean. £500 at least over priced? Can't imagine many people parting with £2k for an old Accord.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252550796442

 

Here's another, "normal" spec but also very clean and no mention of a reserve.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Accord-2-0l-Auto-1992-/131972304980

 

I use to see a really nice green Wagon around Chesham when I lived there a few years ago.

[Cavcraft]

Come friendly bombs and fall on Frodsham!
It isn't fit for bidding, man,
There isn't metal left to make a can.
Swarm over, Rust!

 

 

Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, metal-less wings
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned cheese,
Tin mine, push it down one please.

 

 

Mess up the mess they call Kadett
A bid of ten pound fifty yet
And in a week come through your town
scrap mechants

 

 

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive inner wings
In rusty tears:

 

 

And smash his hood of PVC
And smash the frame, it's fucked you see 
And drag the bastard on his drive

And make him sell

 

 

Come, friendly wob fall off rear quarter how

To get it ready for the hiab to plough.
Cartakeback are coming now;
The earth exhales.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Kadett-C-Aero-Convertible-Project-Barn-Find-similar-era-Ford-Escord-/142150919459?hash=item2118dae523:g:v9MAAOSwCGVYA73l

[LessThanEqual]

What an odd spec, it has 4WS and an auto box but no alloys or painted bumpers.

[Alexg]

Diesel Automatic with just 63k, full MOT, and one gurning giffer owner.... £1300

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-diesel-auto-/1193978776

[anonymous user]

Mr cavcraft is truly on form

[anonymous user]

Not ebay but a real life auction of cack

http://clwydauctions.co.uk/Classic_car_auction.php

[0ldCh0d]

Manky old vest obscuring the number plate............Still an epic fail.....MEGA LOLZ

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITREON-C2-SX-2006-YELLOW-/272415466095?hash=item3f6d3a226f:g:K9EAAOSw4shX926a

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

I give you....A reliant rialto pickup.....with the front chainsawed off?...lol 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Rialto-Pickup-/142146813071?hash=item21189c3c8f:g:G2EAAOSwh2xX~o-U

 

 

[bigstraight6]

Manky old vest obscuring the number plate............Still an epic fail.....MEGA LOLZ

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITREON-C2-SX-2006-YELLOW-/272415466095?hash=item3f6d3a226f:g:K9EAAOSw4shX926a

 

 

It could actually be manky old underpants.....

[0ldCh0d]

Cheap Badermatic 318 E36?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-316-i-se-auto-saloon-/232114799608?hash=item360b1ec3f8:g:Wk0AAOSwCGVX6X6F

 

 

[anonymous user]

One for Barrett

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1959-SHIRLEY-CONVERTIBLE-1200cc-SIDE-VALVE-TWIN-CARBS-ONE-OWNER-40-YEARS-/162225118266?hash=item25c55edc3a:g:KIoAAOSwdzVXnf2x

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-custom-one-of-a-kind-part-ex-swap-/262677349612?hash=item3d28ca44ec:g:vfwAAOSwCGVYA5jv

 

Look at the two-and-eight of the bathroom, FFS

 

[neil1971]

I love this thread but don't get the chance to go through all of it so apologies if we've already this luxury holiday conveyance

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-campervan/172373756683

 

 

 

 

[0ldCh0d]

Shitey chrysler neon with a decent mot..

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-NEON-R-T-2-LITRE-16V-HIGH-OUTPUT-MOT-TO-MAY-2017-IDEAL-BANGER-RALLY-/201685881466?hash=item2ef56a527a:g:bLsAAOSw8gVX-QQ0

 

 

[anonymous user]

I expect this is a repost, but it's just lovely (apart from the wheels, what's wrong with hubcaps?)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-Countryman-Traveller-Estate-1967-Mk1-Blue-/262672769286?hash=item3d28846106:g:i4AAAOSwOdpXxdXY

[neil1971]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CA-campervan/291912977181

 

CA shaped jigsaw puzzle

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-manta-irmscher-2-2-phase-b-1988-rebuild-project-custom-drag-racer-as-seen-/252588174859?hash=item3acf6dae0b:g:oVYAAOSw-CpYA3Um

 

 

'if you can clarify its exact history thank you'

 

​Made in about 1984, ruined in about 1995, discovered knackered 2016?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1949-Chevrolet-fleetline-custom-low-rider-hot-rod-hydraulics-new-350-sbc-v8-/122183725459?hash=item1c72b7b193:g:1u4AAOSw4shYAnt8

[0ldCh0d]

 

 

2003 Vauxhall Omega Cdx V6 4 door LPG Low miles, big history file!! Huge comfy wofter

 

Lol.. wofter?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Vauxhall-Omega-Cdx-V6-4-door-LPG-Low-miles-big-history-file-/112162094738?hash=item1a1d61be92:g:rdcAAOSwLF1X-qNu

 

[Cavcraft]

These are pretty dreadful motors, but I'd roll in one. Just not a £345 model

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hyundai-1-3-accent-coupe-/112168523727?hash=item1a1dc3d7cf:g:g4kAAOSwGtRXxr6m