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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Jesus Christ, super star

Got him etched in my Moccasin seat cov-ar'

 

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Dear stupid & Co, please paint this picture I sent

of a Roman headbutting a fishtank ornament 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-HARLEY-DAVIDSON-WIDE-GLIDE-RED-CUSTOM-STAGE-5-TUNE-AND-S-AND-S-ENGINE-/272375124073?hash=item3f6ad29069:g:qYMAAOSwgtJXTebN

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Alexg, Honey Badger and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-S-SDI-SILVER-MODIFIED-DIESEL-VW-/222248829829?hash=item33bf100385:g:kKIAAOSwgmJXyaUQ

 

 

'about a mile or so up the road after stopping at the lights I noticed the gear stick was kinda floppy... then when I put it in first gear to pull off it felt like I was pulling away in 3rd gear??? anyway got to my relatives and when I went to reverse on the drive I put it in reverse and it went forward?? so something has gone wrong'

 

OH NOES!

 

'As you seen above the cars recently had a new gearbox and clutch fitted by a garage (with receipt)'

 

Using my new JML X-RAY SPECS ULTRAVISIONTRANSMISSION SPOTTING NIGHT FIELD GLASSES I clearly managed to observe the new gearbox from the nine fucking pictures of the outside of the car and the three of the interior.

 

'So if your interested and buy the car you can maybe take it back to the garage and get them to sort it under warranty'

 

Brilliant idea! I mean, it's not like you paid to have it fixed so you could take it back yourself. That'd be ridiculous. 

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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That Range Rover is gonna be fuggin shite, I imagine 90% functionality will be lost from the instruments and controls

Coming soon, the Pinto-powered banger racer Rangey.

Maybe. Hopefully.

Better than the useless uninsurable pile of shite someone's made of it.

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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I can hear the Miami Vice theme track now. I'd actually quite like a speedboat. 

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