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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Ring Ring, Ring Ring.

 

"Hello Death traps R us how can I help?"

 

"I will come straight to the point, I have a cracking life insurance policy through work and want to end it all so the Mrs and kids are financially cushty",

 

"We have just the thing Sir, it's just come in px against a shite AC Cobra replica"

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-PROJECT-4-2-V8-MERCEDES-AUTO-GEARBOX-GREASE-MONKEY-RESTORE-MATERIAL-/282157791907?hash=item41b1ea3aa3:g:AvEAAOSwFdtXyHEG

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Has anyone got an 'end' sticker for this great big pile of steaming shitpiss?

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-PT-Cruiser-van-conversion-UNIQUE-/142100235195?hash=item2115d583bb:g:fnAAAOSwdzVXwuRh

 

'having rear passengers is no problem, although they can't see out of the side windows'

 

Lucky bastards.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And how much does a garden shed, a Mitsubishi L200 and a diesel bowser cost these days? If you answered £19,995 award yourself a few months off from reality

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-Demountable-TINY-HOME-Towavardo-GYPSY-Camper-SHEPHERDS-HUT-Pickup-RARE-/131921370101?hash=item1eb7205bf5:g:seUAAOSwMHdXTW9-

 

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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There's some quality tat on here tonight.

 

Edit: I wrote this before I saw that Saxo, obv. And now I can't unwrite it.

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chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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I'm thinking that Pt Cruiser would be best employed as a saw bench in my garage, then I could accidentally slip, er, repeatedly with the chainsaw and complete the camper conversion that window licking mentalist intended for it. It will all end with a small fire though.

 

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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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That mk3 for sale as can't fuck up any further, the welding in one pic is really inspiring!

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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No point just talking about them, we need to see them!

 

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That looks like a bloomin' good buy. Ultimately I'd still rather get my old one back on the road (because sentimentality), but if it stays cheap enough....

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Let's look at some 4x4s and see what's available for the discerning motorist on a slim tight almost invisible budget.

 

This Frontera has a petrol engine, but as the head gasket has gone that's not a huge concern.  £100

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-VAUXHALL-FRONTERA-GREEN-4-X-4-4X4-2-4-M-REG-/162179395060?hash=item25c2a52df4:g:rEoAAOSwENxXmHOK

 

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Fancy a people carrier but still want the added complexity and financial worry of a 4x4 system?  This could be your lucky day sir, have a look at this wonderful VW Sharan 7 seater!  Diesel too, for all the grimness you could ever need.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Sharan-7-seater-4motion-115bhp-TDi-6-speed-4X4-/282157277634?hash=item41b1e261c2:g:s6kAAOSwgmJXx~dF

 

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Lord it up over Rancho owners with this genuine 4x4, yes, it's a Tercel.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-tercel-4wd-4x4-barn-find-/302053924653?hash=item4653d11f2d:g:gzYAAOSwMtxXwb3z

 

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Is your pirate voice not quite convincing enough, but you can say "oooh arrrr, ciyyyderrr" well?  Get yourself this farmer-spec Subaru with manual gearbox and 2 litre engine.  Listed as spares or repairs but that's probably some trifling matter like the ashtray needs emptying or something.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Subaru-Forester-2-0-4x4-AWD-5-Speed-Manual-Spares-or-repair-/152220633184?hash=item23710e8860:g:9YgAAOSwdzVXwaCF

 

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If the image of 4x4s is all a bit big and macho, maybe you need this pocket sized Daihatsu Terios?  Usefully photographed in the dark

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Terios-Tracker-4X4-1-3L-2006-Long-MOT-No-Reserve-/112117851774?hash=item1a1abea67e:g:BTkAAOSwFe5XyKyZ

 

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Although maybe even that's too big, in which case this Fiat Panda 4x4 could be just the thing.  Tell your friends about how capable it is off road, no, really it is, honestly it's great.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1987-FIAT-PANDA-SISLEY-4X4-GREY-/322247007677?hash=item4b076b1dbd:g:bfYAAOSwOdpXxu42

 

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This Honda HRV has one tiny drawback, it has no reverse gear.  You can hide this embarrassment from your neighbours by simply building a fence behind the car whenever you stop, making everyone believe you've reversed it in.  £275

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREAKING-HONDA-HR-V-1-6-PETROL-4X4-LONG-MOT-RUNS-SUPER-BUT-NO-REVERSE-GEAR-/112109926498?hash=item1a1a45b862:g:jP4AAOSwMNxXa-KO

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do they design the seats on these to stop people getting pissed? Wouldn't fancy a hangover and having to face them.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/coach-/302059677824?hash=item465428e880:g:zJMAAOSw-itXvW1L

 

 

'Ideal to be painted beige and brown, then pull into a services and have a fight with the Zafira owner's club on their way back from Leeds United away'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Today's mission is to take eight kilos of Bolivian marching powder, six space cakes and enough smack to sink the Harmony Of The Seas. Then, using all your skill and judgement simply reassemble the bits of Peugeot 205, Austin Allegro and Proton Savvy on your garage floor and glue them to a Mini.  

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-MINI-1275GT-custom-/152227162715?hash=item2371722a5b:g:FjIAAOSwFe5Xxoks

 

 

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Do you like the idea of driving along in lane 1 of the motorway and have overtaking cars slam on their brakes as they pass you?  For £700 you could do a lot worse than this Honda

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-HONDA-CR-V-VTEC-2-0-SPORT-SILVER-4x4-ESTATE-METALLIC-SILVER-12-MONTHS-MOT-/201657066491?hash=item2ef3b2a3fb:g:NhYAAOSw5ClXxdZn

 

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If some dog owners go to look like their pets, some car owners must look like their vehicles.  If you're aged 30 but with the liver of a 75 year old, got no hair, wear shorts all year round to show off the bulldog tattoo on your leg then this could be your perfect match.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-b2500-pickup-4-action-rap-cab-4x4-a-c-suicide-rear-doors-2003-turbo-diesel-/291862449632?hash=item43f45b8de0:g:MQUAAOSwFe5XyHnY

 

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Sunglasses eh?  They're to shade your eyes from the sun, but if you prefer to wear them on your head maybe this vehicle is for you. At £950 you can afford that extra session at the tanning salon.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-ML-320-AUTO-AMG-ALLOYS-TINTS-4X4-OFF-ROAD-TOW-BELTS-FOR-7-SEATS-/152216273359?hash=item2370cc01cf:g:jVkAAOSweXhXl6cw

 

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If you're having trouble justifying the purchase of that electronic diagnostic kit, get yourself this P38 Range Rover.  Spares or repairs but still a grand.  All the photos appear to be freeze frames from a video.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/W-REG-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-2-5-DIESEL-DSE-AUTOMATIC-4X4-HPI-CLEAR-/122052634880?hash=item1c6ae76900:g:E9AAAOSwmtJXZ~O5

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Interior won 1st prize for 'most likely to wake up in with your pants round your ankle and a sore arse in Delamere Forest' at the Surprise Sex Custom Show, 1976'

 

​http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-C-Cab-Hotrod-/162188966980?hash=item25c3373c44:g:OmgAAOSw6n5XvDJm

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't wish to sound crude but either she's got a massive damp patch or her frock is different colours.

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